di1zhangchaojidalaoliaotianqun
nvshennvshenwonvshenkaiqilepengyouyanzheng，nihaibushita（ta）pengyou，qingxianfasongpengyouyanzhengqingqiu，duifangyanzhengtongguohou，cainengliaotian。
dangruanbowenkandaoneihongsedegantanhaoshi，xinrusihui。
yinianle，ruanbowenhezijidechuliannvyoutanlianaidaoxianzai，mashangjiuyinianle，huozhegengjingquedeshuo，mingtian，jiushitamenlianaiyizhouniandejinianri。
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“meiqianjiubuyaotanlianailexingbuxing？”
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meiqianjiuzhendebunengtanlianaile？
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daerle，tadouyijingdaerle，suiranshuocongxianzainuliyebusuanwan，dancishideruanbowen，quegenbenxiangbuchulai，zijibiyezhihounenggouyourenhemoushengdejineng！
xueli？meiyou。jiajing？meiyou。jishu？gengshimeiyou！
wenwenzijixiangyaozuoshenme，ruanbowenquexiangshidabufendetonglingrenyiyang，genbenmeiyouyigedaan。
“ai，zouyibusuanyibuba......”ruanbowenqingtanyisheng，zhongyushijiangliaotianchuangkoushanchudaoledingbu。
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“该群无法删除！”
wufashanchu？shenmeqingkuang？！
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“nandaoshichubugle？”
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“zheigequnjingranzhiyousangeren？”
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“shibushiwosheyouzhidaowoshilianle，guyidouwowande？”
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“sanqiannizheigexiaowangba，laozidouyijingshilianlenihaidouwowan？！”
xiu......yuyinfasongchenggong。
danxiayike，“shoufuzhushou”queshiyixiangdangkuaide，jihushizhayanjiandegongfu，bianshihuifujileruanbowenyilianchuandewenzi！
“gongxiqunzhu，chenggongjihuoshoufuliaotianqun，jiangliqunzhuchoujiangjihuiyici！”
“shoufuliaotianqun，dengjiyixing，zhiyouqunzhuyouquanliyaoqingchengyuan，wufatongguoqitafangshijinqun，zichanbudaoqianwanjibiewufaruqun，qunzhuqiangzhiyaoqingruqunxiaohaojifen。”
“jinqunyihouruoshiyouxiangyaotuiqunde，xuyaojiaonashiwanyuanjiqunzhu，qunzhuyekeyizijitiren，xiaohaoyijifen，danshihuihuodeshiwanyuandetuiqunfei。”
qunyuandengjihuafen，anzhaoqunyuanzichanjinxing：
heitiejibie，qianwanzichan！
qingtongjibie，yiyizichan！
baiyinjibie，shiyizichan！
huangjinjibie，baiyizichan！
bojinjibie，qianyizichan！
zuanshijibie，wanyizichan！
“jiancedaoqunzhusuozaidelansexingqiuzichanzuiduoderenleizhiyouzuanshijibie，guzhihoudedengjizanshishangweikaifang。”
“dangqianshoufuliaotianqundengjiweiyixing，qunzhuzuigaokeyiyaoqingbojinjibiehuiyuanruqun。”
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dang“shoufuzhushou”shuashuashuadejiangzheiyilianchuandexiaoxiquandoufasongjiruanbowendeshihou，ruanbowenzhenggerendouyuandizhenjingle！
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“wodimaya，biqizheigeshoufuliaotianqun，shiliansuangepiya！”
ruanbowenshunjianjingxibuyi，shunjianzouchuleshiliandeyinying，shunjianbianshibeizheigeshoufuliaotianqunjixiyindaole！
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suiranruanbowenxianzaihaibushishoufu，danyoulezheigeshoufuliaotianqun，jiusuanshizuobuchengshoufu，zuoyixiexiaotuhao，kendingyeshiqingqingsongsongdeshiqing！
bijingzaizheigekejibaozha，xinxibaozhadeniandaili，zuizhiqiandedongxishishenme？shixinxi！
zheigeliaotianqunyaoshizhendenengqiangzhixingdeyaoqingyixieyiwanfuwengjinlai，congtamenshenshang，suibiandedaoyixiexinxi，jiukeyirangruanbowenyiyebaofu！
shourenyiyuburushourenyiyu，zaiduodeqianyeyouhuaguangdeshihou，buguoyaoshiyoulezhuanqiandeluzi，haipabuhuibianchengyouqianrenme？
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“zheigeshoufuliaotianqun，yinggaizenmecaozuo？”
ruanbowenxinzhongxiangdao，ganggangzhunbeifageyuyin，shoufuzhushoubianshizhijiehuihuale。
“jiancedaoqunzhudiyicidengluzuifuliaotianqun，kemianfeiqiangzhiyaoqingsanweichengyuanruqun，beiyaoqingzhewufajujue，ruqunshouquntiaojianxianzhi。”
huo，zheigeshoufuzhushou，jingranshihezijidenaodianboliantongzhede？
“buguo，qunzhusuoyaoqingzhirenxuyaoqunzhushoudongshurumingzijinxingqueren，querenzhihou，caozuowufachexiao。”
erguobuqirandeshi，shoufuzhushouyoushilikejidaoleruanbowenhuiying。
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sangeren？neibujiugangganghaoduiyingledangjindaxia，zuichenggongdedesangeshangren？
taolitianxiachuangshirenzhuangjiang！
tengfeikejichuangshiren，weixinchuangshirenfantengteng！
chenggongjituanchuangshiren，niuchenggong！