第一章 让我亲一口

“meinvlaoban,kannixizaozhishigeyiwai,erqiewozhenmeitoushenmejindan!”

kongwuyirendeheixiangli,linxuanshuangshouhuxiong,kanzheyanqianjiangtabidaojiaoluodemeinv,xinzangkuangtiao。

zheimeinvshitashixigongsidelaoban,mingjiaowangshiyan,zhangxiangjuemei,shencaiyeshi**zhiji。

kejiushizheigezaizhenggejiangchengdoujifushengmingdejueshimeinv,jurandingshangletazheigebuqiyandexiaoshixisheng!

“yaoshinimeitouwojindan,weishenmewodexiuweifaliquanbuxiaoshile!”

wangshiyanniudongzhejiaoquyoubijinyibu,jingzhidewuguanjihutiedaolinxuanlianshang:“wobuguan,wodebianyidoubeinizhanjinle,niyeyaorangwoqinyikou!”

shuozhe,wangshiyanjiujueqijiaonenhongchun,shifenqiangshidichaolinxuanwenguolai。

linxuanyukuwulei,zhinengniutouduoshan:“laoban,niyaoqianguizeyebiezhaozheimebiejiaodeliyoua……”

“genghekuangwoyijingyounvpengyoule,zheiyangbuheshia!”

“少废话!”

wangshiyanshifenbadao,yibagouzhulinxuandebozi,zhenggeshenzisiwujidandiyaleshangqu。

ganshouzheduifangshentiderouruan,linxuanxintouyire,yigurexuezhichongdanao,yidiandiansipotazuihoudefangxian。

“叮铃铃!”

jiuzaishuangchunjijiangchupengshi,linxuankudouyizhen。

tashunjianqingxingguolai,lianmangcongwangshiyanyexialiuzou,huanglehuangshoujishanxiaodao:“laoban,kehuxuyaowo,woxianzoule!”

shuowan,linxuanliangqiangzhepaochuheixiang。

wangshiyankanzhetadebeiying,qifendimengyiduojiao:“linxuannidengzhe!wofeiyaocongnikouzhongbajindanxichulaibuke!”

……

jiangchengdong,gaomibieshuqu。

linxuanhualehaojiucaidaozheili,keyuexiangyueshijuedezijialaobanlipu,haihaoganggangkehudianhuabazijihanzou!

“zheifangzikezhenqipai,yaoshiwoyenengmaideqijiuhaole。”

taitoukanqu,linxuanrenbuzhufachuyishengjingtan,yidongdongfangzilincizhibi,fulitanghuang,yaozaizheilimaiyitaofangzhishaoyedeyoushangyideshenjia!

kedengtakandaoyigeshuxishenyingdeshihou,tayanzhongdunshiluchuxinxi,danyouyouxieyihuodizouleguoqu:“huahua,nizenmezhidaowozaizheili?”

yigenongzhuangyanmo,dabanhuazhizhaozhan,manshenmingpaideshaonvwenyanzhuanguoshen,zhouqimeitou,yanzhongdaizhexianqidao:“zenmeshini?”

linxuanyileng:“nandaonibushitedilaikanwangwogongzuodema?”

mianqianzheigemanshenzhuguangbaoqideshaonv,zhengshitadenvpengyoulihuahua。

suishuomanshenmingpai,danlihuahuachushengnongcun,jiatingtiaojianbingbuhao,quanshenshangxiadeshechipin,doushiyonglinxuandaxueshiqidagongzhengdeqianmaide。

liangrenjiaowangsinian,linxuanduitataoxintaofei,zhenglaideqianyifenmeiliu,quanbujiaojileta,yizhiyuzijijingchangshibuguofu,zhinengkaokenpaomiantianbaoduzi。

kexianzailihuahuajuranchuxianzaizheiyanggaoduandebieshuqu?

“是我叫他来的。”

zheishiyigechuanzhemingguixifu,shuzheyoutoudenanrenturanzouguolai,zhijielanzhulelihuahuadeyaozhi:“nizuowanbawosihoudeneimeshufu,jintianwosongyitaobieshujini,shunbianrangnidexiaonanyouzuogejianzheng,nibuhuiguaiwoshixianmeigaosuniba?”

lihuahuayuanbenlengzhedeliandunshishuzhan,chaozhenanrenwumeiyixiao,zhenggeshentitieleshangqu:“zenmehuini,nizuowanyehenbangni!”

“zhaochengye?ni,nimen!”

linxuanruzaoleiji,buganzhixindikanzhemianqianqinrewubideliangren。

zhaochengyeyeshitamendaxuedetongxue,dianxingdefuerdai,jingchangzhangzhezijiyouqianweisuoyuwei。

kelinxuanzenmeyemeixiangdao,zhaochengyejuranhetadenvpengyoulihuahuagaozaileyiqi!

linxuanhelihuahuazaiyiqisinian,lianshoudoumeiqianguojici,ketinggangcaideduihuali,tamenzuowanjuran……

lihuahuaniudongzheyaozhi,zhudongtiezaizhaochengyedexiongtangshang,taizhexiabamieshizhelinxuan:“nishenmeni?nizheigeqionggui,dagongsinianyejiumianqiangnengjiwohuanyishenmingpai,yaoniyoushenmeyong?”

“erzhaoshaoyejiubuyiyangle,wojinjinsihoutayiwan,tajiujiwosongyitaobieshu,ninengbima?”

linxuanyazhizhexinzhongnuhuo,huxichenzhongdikanxianglihuahua:“nizheiyang,duideqiwomensinianganqingma?”

“感情?”

lihuahuadunshifanqibaiyan,jixiaodao:“jiunizheizhonghuose,lianjiwomaigenkouhongdouyaoleisileihuodefeiwu,yepeigenwotanganqing?”

“zhaoshaoyecaishiwodezhenai,nizheigelaihamajiubiexiangchitianeroule!”

zhaochengyeyangtoudaxiao,lanzhelihuahua,zaitaxuebaideyaozhishanghenhennieleyiba,youxieyankanzhelinxuandao:“nijibulehuahuaxingfu,zhihuituoleitayibeizi,erqieyihuahuademeimao,nizheizhongqionggui,yagenjiupeibushang!”

“buguokebieshuowoqifuni,wosonghuahuabieshu,bayejisuandaonitoushang,yijingshijinizuidadeencile。”

shuozhe,zhaochengyetaochuyizhanghetong,suishoudiuzailinxuanmianqiandedishang:“zheishicongnimenzhongjiebuneibiannalaidehetong,douyijingtanhaole,zhiyaoniqiangezi,zheidanyejijiushinidele。”

“sheixihannidechouqian。”

linxuanxiongkoushangxiaqifu,shuangshoujinjinzuanquan,zhijiajihuxianjinrouli。

lihuahuazhoulezhoumei,kandaozhouweiyijingyourenzhuyidaozheibian,danxinbashiqingnaoda,bianwanyaojianqidishangdehetong,jiuyaosaidaolinxuanshouli。

“zheiyidanyejizhishaojiwankuai,shizhaoshaoyeshangcinide,biebushitaiju,nazhehetongganjingun!”

“啪!”

linxuanyibazhangpaidiaolihuahuadilaidehetong:“yongbuzhenimenkelian,zheisiniandefuchu,wojiudangshiweilegou!”

shuozhe,linxuankandoumeikanneihetongyiyan,zhuanshenjiuyaozou。

“站住!”

zhaochengyeshengyinbingleng:“nishuosheishigouni?jiupingnizheizhonglaji,yepeixiuruhuahua?”

“ganjinguixiajihuahuadaoqian,zheihetongjiuhaishinide,fouze,wobudanrangnidiugongzuo,zhenggejiangchengnidoudaibuxiaqu!”

linxuanjiaobudunzaiyuandi,muziyulie,zuanzhequantou,xianxuecongzhifengzhongdiluo。

zhaochengyezoushangqian,shenshouzhizhelinxuandebizi,manlianbiyidao:“nihaitingyoupiqi?jiunimenzheizhongqionggui,shouzheneidiankeliandezunyanyoushenmeyong?wojienishigedanzi,nigandawoma?”

“你……”

linxuanniezhequantou,zhijiefachubaoming,shentiqidefadou。

dantahenqingchuzijihezhaochengyezhijiandechaju,ruguozheiyiquantouluoxiaqu,houguojiangbukanshexiang。

“轰!”

turanyizhenjuliedeyinqingshengchuanlai,yiliangzaoxingshifenlafengdechaopaomengdiyigeshuaiweitingzaishouloubumenkou。

chemendakai,yijieguanghuaxinidezhangtuishenchu,yigeshencaixiuzhang,rongmaojuemeidenvrenzouchu。

tashangshenyijiankuansongdedamatxu,queyijiuzhedangbuzhuxuebaideshuangjianhexiongqianaorendequxian,xiashenhuohongseduanqunzhegaibuzhudexiuzhangshuangtui,caizhegaogenxiekuankuanerlai。

suoyourendezhuyilishunjianbeitaxiyin,lihuahuazaitamianqiananranshise,henbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。

zhaochengyegengshinuobukaiyanjing,yanzhuzijihuyaodengchulai。

tadunshishuaikaileshenpangdelihuahua,molemozijideyoutou,diantouhayaodishangqian。

“啪!”

nvrenyibazhangchouzaizhaochengyelianshang,juemeidemouzixiashanshuozhebinglengdehanguang:“jiupingniyepeiduiwokanzhongdenanrendahuxiaojiaode?”

zhaochengyemengle,wuzheshengtengdelianjia,daizhidikanzheyanqiangaogaozaishangdenvren。

tazoudaolinxuanmianqian,manyanyouyuan,juezhehongchunweiqudao:“linxuan,zhiyaonidayingwo,bieshuoyitaobieshule,jiusuanshizhenggexiaoqu,woyejinimaixialai。”