第1章
“jiangjunzhansi，haisunshilewuwandajun，zhendejiade？”
“jieshangdouzheimeshuo，laowangyedouhunmile......”
“kendingshijiade，doushiyinmou，jiangjunyingmingshenwu，zenmekenengzhanbai！”
tingzhewaimiandeyilunsheng，zaijiehenaohaizhongdemoshengjiyi，zhumingqingrenbuzhubaocukou。
太特么倒霉了！
tagangcongtezhongbuduituiyiyitian，haimeilaidejixiangshoudahaorensheng，jiuzaoyufeijishishi，yichaoxinglaichuandaolecengjingkanguodeyibenluanshizhengbaxiaoshuozhong。
yuanzhuyejiaozhumingqing，henanxialuowangfushizi、zhengyuandajiangjunluotingshanyichenghunshiqizai，zhidaofujunbingbaidexiaoxihouzhijieshangdiaozisha，diertianwangfuzhongrenyebeiliufangle。
buguotaererzirenrufuzhong，chenggongzaofanjieshuluanshidangshanglehuangdi，danyechenglerenrenjupadedafanpai，jiejuzheshicandan。
zaixiangdaoliufangyuanyin，zhumingqingnaoguazijiuwengwengdeteng，doushiyuanzhuzaodenie，rujinqueyaotalaishouchang。
“furen，nizhongyuxingle！”fentaoduanyaotuimenerjin，jingxidao。
zhumingqingtaimou，laizheyishenfenseyiqun，shineigejiaofentaodeyahuan？
zhongxingenggenghaidongyili，liufanglushangjiuweilebaohuyuanzhunverbeirenzaojiansile。
shide，chulefanpaiererzi，tahaiyouliangeryinv，daerxihaihuaiyunle，zaiguojigeyue，tajijiangchengnainaijirenwu。
zhumingqingwulibiyan，shenxiyikouqiyouzaicizhengkai。
tazhangzhangzui，gangxiangshuohua，sangzijiuguanruyigulengfeng，renbuzhudake。
好疼！
“xianzai......shenmeshichen？”
“qibingfuren......”fentaohuaweishuowan，yuanchujiuchuanlaizhenzhenzhongsheng。
咚，咚......
chenmendezhongshengbansuizhehuxiaodebeifeng，tianbianfanqiyisiyudubai。
上朝了！
julichaojiashengzhixialai，zhiyoulianggeshichenle。
zhumingqingxinliyijin，tabunengzuoyidaibi。
“maoshizheng。”fentaoyoubahuashuowan。
zhumingqingduanqiyaoyiyinerjin，qishenchuanyi，bangqizhangfa，dongzuolingliyouxunsu，fangfozhongfuguowushubianyiyang。
fentaokandeyileng，renbuzhutixing：“laowangfeimianleqingan，furenbuyongguoquhouzhe，jinrishikeyiduoxiuxide。”
shuoqizheigezhumingqingjiurenbuzhuyaoya，yuanzhutaiwonangle，pingrilibeirenqifuleyezhihuikukutiti。
nishuonidouganzishale，haiyoushenmebuganmianduide？
“furen，ninzuoshenmequ？”fentaojiantayidong，likegenshang。
“buxugenzhe，duile，nishoushidianyinzizangzijishenshang！”xiangdaohoumianfashengdeshi，tazhuanshenxielefengxin，jiezheconghezilinachuyiluomaishenqi，“jintianwubibaxinsonghuizhujia。haiyou，bamaishenqifaxiaqu，jinrihounimenjiuziyoule。”
说罢就向外走去。
fentaomengle，zenmeyouzhongjiaodaihoushidecuojue。
dengtafanyingguolai，zaoyibujianfurenzongying。
......
huiyizheluowangfudixing，zhumingqingchumenzuozhuan，diyigemudedi，laowangfeisiku。
yuanzhudejiazhuangjibenbushengshenme，doubeilaowangfeilongluozoule。
tadequdianbaomingqian，qimayaoanquandidaliufangzhidi。
qusikudelushangdaomeishenmeren，danmenkouyoulianggeshouwei。
tachenrenbubei，shangqianyirenyidao，kanyunle。
sikudamenyikai，zhumingqingshuangyanlikedengda。
啧啧，真是开眼了。
tazaixiandaiyeguangguobowuguan，kehezheilibiqilai，haizhenshixiaowujiandawu。
geleijingzhiciqicuoluoyouzhi，zhengzhengshigejiazi。
haiyoushubuqingdetianpudiqi，jinyinshoushi，lingluochouduan，chengxiangdegezhongzhubaomanaofeicui......
suibianyijiannadaoxiandai，gujidounengmaiyitaofang！
erqie，xishuzhixia，yuanzhudejiazhuangjibendouzaizheilile。
哎，让她说什么好。
原主真是太傻了！
buguo，zheixiedongxiruguonengnazou，liufanglushanghaidanxinshenme。
niantougangyishanguo，zhumingqingjiujuedetayanjinghuale。
yinweishoulidejinyuanbaobujianle。
tazhazhayan，xiangdaoshenme，xingfendeyounaleyijianjinbuyaoshiyan。
果然，也消失了。
tapingzhuhuxi，shitanchusheng：“xitong？kongjian？”
“zaide，qingqing。”yidaoqingcuideshengyinturanxiangqi，“zhiyaoqingqingxinzhongmonian，jiunengjiangwupinshoujinkongjian。”
zhumingqingyanjingyiliang，laotianbabahaishiaitade，zheixialiufanglushangbuchoule。
shoudongxideniantouyiqi，wuneidunshiyikong。
jijiaogaladezhuoyibandeng，menkoudedashuigang，dingdiandongxidoumeiliuxia。
likaiyuanzishi，fangjianturanchuanlailaowangfeiduanduanxuxudekuqisheng。
“honger，zheixiaoxibuhuishizhendeba，zanmenyihouzenmebana。”
“mufei，xianbieguanzhenjia，muqianzuizhongyaodeshibazhiqiandedongxidousongchuqu，yebieluoledafangneili。”
“fangxin，qiandouzaimufeizheili，liufanglushangmufeijiuzhaogejihuibatamenfenchuqu。”
“kezhujiakendingbuhuibuguandasaode。”
“neijiuxianliutamenyiduanshijian，dengneigeshazibaqiansongdaomufeishoushangzaishuo。”
haoa，jiranbuguanwomensihuo，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile！
zhumingqingyijiaoyonglichuaikaimen，niangliangdoumeikanqinglairenshishei，jiubeizayunle。
yinweitamentandeshisimihua，yahuanxiaosimendouduodeyuanyuandi，yemeirenzhidaozheilidedongjing。
zhumingqingzhijiejiangwuneidedongxiyisaoerkong，likaifangjianshiganjuejiaoxiadedibanbuduijing，caifaxianhaiyougedixiashi。
limianyougexiaoshandui，quanshihuangcancandejinzi。
yiyanwangqu，zhenhanrenxin。
qimazhumingqingmeijianguozheimeduojinzi。
zheilaowangfei，zaizijifangjianjianruciyinbidedixiashi，kendingshiganleshenmejianbuderendeshi。
dounazou，fanzhengtamenkendingyunbuchuqule。
jiexialaizhumingqingteyibikaizhongren，youqulewangfudedakufang。
zheikebilaowangfeidedaleliangbeiyouyu。
haojiahuo，bukuishiweiyideyixingwangfu，zheicongtaizushiqigenzhedazhang，jileilebainiandecaiwu，kexiangerzhiyouduoshao。
fukediguoyeshuodeguoqu，youqianyouquanhaishenshoubaixingaidai，nanguaibeizhenduile！
不管了，都收起来。
gongjiandaomaojianjidengwuqi，dunjideliangshi，rencan、lingzhi、xuelianhua、zanghonghua、dongchongxiacao、roucongrongzheixiezhenxiyaocai，haiyouxuduogubenzihua，quanbushouzou。
yanguobamao，tazhumingqingjuebujidirenliuxiayilimi。
cishijulishengzhidaolaihaiyouyigeshichen。
zhumingqingshenhuxi，gubushangbojingchuanlaidetonggan，yaoyakuaisubenpaoqilai。
daolechufang，guowanpiaopen、huaguoshucai、liangshidiaoliao、guozigaodian、zhongziliangshiquanbushouqilai，jiulianchaifangdemuchaiyemeiliuxiayisimuxie。
jingguozhenxianfangdeshihou，tayoujinqudasisouguayiquan，zhenxianbanzhi、zhangpaoxuezi、chunxiaqiudonggeleiyishanpimaoyedoumeiyoufangguo。
haiyouzuizhongyaodeyigedifang，wangfuzhangfang。