第2章

叶喜喜吓了一大跳。

谁、谁在说话?

zheifanglijiutaheanxiaowangyelianggeren,henmingxiangangcaideshengyin,bushicongtazuilifachulaide。

mobushidabaitiandejianguile?

zheishi,naohailizaiduxiangqigangcaidedianziyin。

【hai!wangjiziwojieshaole,woshinitiangaimingxitong。】

【suzhu,bieyouyule,zhuojianderenjiukuaijinlaile,zaiwanyidian,nijiuzhinengjiajianxiaowangyele。】

yexixizaixinli‘pei’leyisheng,anmadao:huiqi!

sheiyaojiajiyigeduanmingguile?

她就不能独美吗?

laibujiduoxiang,tadangjiyongyishigenxitongjiaoliu。

【换!】

【suzhuyongshoupengyixiayehujiukeyi。】

shoudaoxitongdezhiling,yexixixieyanmiaoleyixiachuangbiandeyehu,ranhoutouganshizudiwanxiayao,pengleyixia。

老天奶呀!

这手怕是不能要了!

xiayimiao,yehuxiaoshibujian,ertadeshouli,queduoleyibaoyinzhen。

yexixiqiangrenzheexin,zhiqiyaolai,henyoulimaodiduichuangshangdeanxiaowangyeshuo:

“anxiaowangye,buhaoyisi,dezuile。”

shuoba,tawanqianxiaowangyedekutui,zhunbeijitashizhen。

anxiaowangyeyiweitazeixinbusi,pinsizhengzha。

“滚!滚呐!”

“bizui!”yexixifanle。

“niyaoshixiangquwo,nijiushijinghao,zhengqubaquanjingchengderen,doujihaolai。

daoshihou,zongshiniwozhijianqingqingbaibai,wairenyebuhuixiangxin。

ruoshinibuxiangquwo,jiuguaiguaipeihewo,yanwanzheichuxi。

dengyingfuwanzhuajianzhiren,zanliangjiudaluchaotian,gezouyibian。”

这话,杀伤力极大。

gangganghaihenbudechileyexixideanxiaowangye,shunjiananjinglexialai。

zhishiyanlideshayi,zenmeyezangbuzhu。

yexiximeiyouzaifeihua,yizuikuaidesudu,jiangshoulideyinzhen,yigenjieyigendizhazaianxiaowangyezaojiujirouweisuoledetuishang。

zhiyuxueweizhameizhadui,tayebuqingchu。

反正她又不是医生。

kuangqie,anxiaowangyeyijingtanle,zuihuaidejieguo,yebuguoruci。

“wangfei,yidingshixiarenkancuole,wojiejiesuirandiaomanrenxing,danwanwanbukenengzuochubairixuanyinzheibanhuangdanshilai。”

“**,nubimeiyousahuang,nubizhendekandaoda**jinleanxiaowangyedefangli,wulihaichuanlaineizhongshengyin。”

tingzhemenwaichuanlaideshengyin,yexixigoulegouchunjiao。

zheigeyewanxi,guozhenshigehaoyanyuan。

nanguaiyuanshenhuibeitahuyoudeyilengyilengde。

“青禾,闭嘴!”

“**……”

“yeer**,zheikanmeikancuode,dakaimenbujiuzhidaole?”

“lairen!bamenjibenwangfeidakai。”

waimiandefenfenraorao,bingmeiyouyingxiangdaoyexixi。

kanzhetazhendingziruodemoyang,zhouyuchengfengmouweimi,dishengjinggaodao:

“xiuyaozaibenwangmianqianshuaxinsi!”

“fangxinba,nibuxiangqu,wohaibuxiangjiani!”yexixidunangdao:“duanminggui!”

daoshikexiletaneizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelian。

zhouyuchengerlihenhao,ziranyetingdaole‘duanminggui’sangezi,dangjiqidexiongkouyiqiyifu。

“啪嗒——”

suizhekaimenshengxiangqi,yexixishoulidezuihouyigenyinzhen,yezhazailezhouyuchengtuishang。

taneixinhuangdeyipi,queguzuodandingdishuodao:

“haole,xiaowangyehaoshengxiuxi,daiyizhuxiangzhihou,wozailaibangninbazhen。”

“youlaoyeda**le。”zhouyuchenglengmozhiji,queyoubudebupeihetayanxi。

yexixibaibaishou,“xiaowangyekeqile,yizherenxin,zheishiwoyinggaizuode。”

yanbi,tazhuanshenchaomenkouzouqu。

dangkandaoanwangfeiheyewanxi,lingzheyiduichiguaqunzhong,zhengzhanzaimenwaishi,tazhuangzuoganggangfaxiantamendecunzai,jingyaleyishun,limafulefushen。

“xixijiwangfeiqingan。”

“免礼。”

anwangfeihuayingangluo,yewanxijiuyilianbukezhixindao:

“jiejie,nizenmehuizaixiaowangyefangli?”

tadeyahuanqinghe,xiangshigequexinyanside,jimangjieguohuacha。

“**,nindouqiaojianleba,nubizhendemeiyoushuohuang,nubiganggangqinyankandaoda**,guiguisuisuidijinlexiaowangyedefangli。”

sihupahoumianderen,tingbujianside,taguyitigaolesangmen。

anwangfeishunjianchenlelian,zhanglezhangzui,gangxiangchizetajijushi,erbianjiuchuanlaiyexixibubeibukangdeshengyin。

“nizheiyanjingshirangpijibengleba?woshenmeshihouguiguisuisuidijinlexiaowangyedefangli?”

zhongrentingdaotazheihua,yigegezhouzhemeitou,manshixianqi。

daodishixiangxialaidejiantizi。

zuilibushishiniaopi,zheixiewuhuizhiwu,jiushihuanghualianpian。

doubeirenduzaixiaowangyemenkoule,tajingranhaibuchengren。

kanzheyanqianzhigaoqiyang、jiaozongmanhengdeyexixi,yewanxixinlianshuang。

草包就是草包。

jiangqingyueneigejianfu,jingranhaiganwangxiangbatajiajihengyugege。

呵呵!

rujinzhuojianzaichuang,tadebaobeiguinv,jiuzhinengguaiguaijiajianxiaowangyezheigefeirenle。

xinlizheiyangxiangzhe,ketazuishangquebuwangchizeshenbiandeyahuan。

“qinghe,buxuhushuo!”

qinghedaizhekuqiangdao:“**,nubimeiyouhushuo……”

neishengyin,fangfoshishouletiandadeweiquside。

zaichangzhongrennanengkanbuchulai,yewanxizheishizaitiyexixizheyan。

raner,dajiadoubushishazi,jintianzheishi,jiusuantazaizenmezheyan,yeshizheyanbuzhule。

dangzheanwangfeidemian,tamenyebuganduozui,zhinengmomozhanzaiyipangchigua。

“zenmemeiyouhushuo?wofenmingshizhengdaguangmingjinlexiaowangyefangli?naliguiguisuisuile?nizheishiwumie、shizaoyao!”

yexixitingzhexiongkou,shuodelizhiqizhuang。

fanzhengyuanshenbenlaijiushanzhangyoulishuoli,meilijiaosanfen。

tazheiyangshuo,yehenfuheyuanzhuderenshe。

qinghelengzhule,“da**,ni……”

zheigexiao**,daodizhibuzhidaozijizaishuoshenme?

yexiximeiyoudalita,ershikanxianganwangfei。

“wangfei,jinrishinindeshengchen,xixiyuanbenxiangsongninyifenshengchenliwu。

kesilaixiangqu,yebuzhidaogaisongninshenmehao。

bijingjinyinshoushizheixiedongxi,ninyebuque,xiqiguguaidedongxi,xixiyenongbulai。

xixizhidao,wangfeininyizhijiguaxiaowangyedeshenti。

yushibianxiangzhe,shishinengbunengzhihaoxiaowangyedetuiji。

ruoshizhihaole,yenengmianquninyizhuangxinshi,zheikebiqitashengchenli,yaohaodeduo。

kexixiyishubujing,pajileninjingxi,youdaijininshiwang。

suoyi,xianqianmeigangaosuwangfei,xiangzhedengxiaowangyedetuijiyousuohaozhuan,zaigaosunin。

sheichengxiang,jingrannongchuzheimedadewuhui。

xixizixiaoshengzhangzainongcun,shoujinkunan,daoshibupabeiwumie、beizaoyao。

kexiaowangyetashenfengaogui,zhangonghehe,tadeqingbai,qinengrongzheixiewuzhixiaorenwumie、zaoyao……”