第2章 南宋纸槌瓶!(1997字)

jiangqiantiaochuaihuidouli,dajiadoujuedeyouxiesaodehuang。

xinliwuweizachen,zhideshuolejijutaoqiaohua,hongzhelianruchaoshuibansanqu。

liuxialemuzisanrenmianmianxiangqu,gengshibaibanziweiyongruxintou。

“nizheihaizi,shibushisha!”

“rangniduozailimian,nichulaizuoshenme!nibugaichongdongqiangchutoude,zheixiahaole,xiaoxiaonianji,beilezheimeduojihuang。”

muqinmeihaoqidishuoleyiju,youbalinranlaleguolaiqingqingpailepai。

xintengdekanzheerziyaopodeshouzhi,xiaoxindecaleca,shangkoudeyayinqingxikejian。

“刚刚没打疼吧?”

ganshouzhejiuweidemuai,linranbitouyisuan。

“ma,yijiaren,jiuyaogongtongmianduima。”

“zaishuole,wodoushidaxueshengle,nanzihannayouduozainimenshenhoudedaoli。”

“唉,你们啊……”

咕~

jiuzaizheishi,yishengduzideejiaoxiangqi。

meihaoqididianledianjiediliangdexiaonaodai,linmubiandaizheliangrenjinlechufang。

kekanzhekongkongruyedezaotai,yijiasankouzhinenggangadinaolenaohounaoshao。

这事搞得……

mingmingshidaguonian,keguolijuranlianjiaozidoumeiyou!

danianye,yijiarenweizaizhuoshang,hemianhuhu。

suoyourenkanzhezheiyipenmiantang,xinqingchenzhong,yiyanbufa,chenmobuyu。

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“ma,jie,nimenfangxin,zheigejiahuihaoqilaide!”

shuohuajian,linrandakouxiliuleqilai,chidemankoumianhu,jiazhuangkaixindexianggehaizi。

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linranyanzhongshanguoleqiansuoweiyoudejianyihejuexin。

zijizheiyibeizi,meiyoubiedezhuiqiu,jiuxiangrangjiarendouguoshanghaorizi!

“xiaorana,yihoukebuxuzaihushuole,zhidaoma?”

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“zheixuefeiheshenghuofei,majiusuanshizaguomaitie,yebuhuirangnifannan!”

chifanjian,linmuyouyiciyuzhongxinzhangdeshuoleqilai。

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“shiaxiaoran,niguaiguaishangxuequ,youwohemamazaijialini!”

jiejieyeshidongshidipailepailinran,gengshiranglinranxintouyinuan。

“ma,jie,wozhidaole。”

yingfuleyiju,linrandenaozhong,zaoyijingkaishibujuqilezheiyishidehuihongjihua。

……

ciriyidazao,genmuqinhejiejiezhaohuleyisheng,linranmanfuxinshidichulemen。

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jietouyaohezhedexiaoshangfanzhengtuizhezixingchehuanhuanxingjin,zixingchedehoulunzuoweishang,guazheyiduotanghulu。

“bashiniandai,baiyedaixing,gandianshenmehaoni?”

xiantingxinbudiwangqianzouzhe,linranxiandeyouxieyouyuhejiujie。

yaozhidao,yanxiazheigeshidai,youyudahuanjingdezhengcefuchi,xiahaijingshangdefengchaozaoyijingzhujianxianqi。

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“linxiaozi,nixiangshani!”

“都要撞树上了!”

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“yo!yangdaye,ninzheishimangshani?”

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“hai!woneinverbushizaisuzhoumailefangzi。”

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“yingrunkaipian,nongtaihoudi,guozuguayou,anzuqianwa,xianranshigenansongderuyao……”

linranzhiyexingdidiguleyiju。

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“daye,ninzuozhechouyan!”

“zheihuoa,wolaibangnin!”