第6章 别跟傻子计较

suluorouhenkuaituoxiakuansongdexiaofuwaitao,luchuyitaochunbaiseleisihuabianneiyi,dabufenxuebaigufubaoluzaikongqizhong,yijiyechendeyanqian。

tadepifuruchushengyingerbanshuinen,chuidankepodeyangzi,quanshenshangxiameiyouyisixiaci,wanmeidejiuxiangshiyijianyishupin。

qingchunmeinvdemanmiao、xuebaibeiyingchengxianzaiyanqian,yechenbuyoudeduokanleliangyan,suijimeitoubuyoudezhoulexia,zhigougoudedingzhekan,zaiyewufanuokaishixian。

suniannianlehehedetixiaoyinalaishuiyi,jianyechendingzhejinhu**dexiaoyikan,fendududexiaolianshangxiaoyidunshou,querdaizhideshiyifuhenshengqidemoyang。

“babazhenbuzhixiu,jingrantoukanxiaoyihuanyifu,nishinansheng,xiaoyishinvsheng,bishangyan,zhuanguoshenqu,buxukan。”

suniannianhenshengqi,chongshangqianlai,badaodehechibingminglingzheyechen。

yechenzheicaihuiguoshenlai,congsuluoroudeshenshangnuokaishixian,ailiandekanyiyansuniannian,hentinghuadebeiguoshenqu。

suluorouzhuanshendunxia,baozhesuniannian,zaitaqihuhudexiaolianshangqinleyikou,xiaodao:“meiguanxide,ta……buqingxing。”

tabenxiangshuoyechenshigeshazi,queyoupasuniannianbugaoxing,dunlexiacaixiangdaobijiaoweiwandecuoci。

wunianlai,yechendouruxingshizourouyiban,suluorouwanquanmeibatadangnanrenkan。

“babayijing……zongzhishibababudui,nanshengbunengtoukannvshenghuanyifu。”

suniannianyiranhenshengqi,chadianshuolouzui,bayechenyijingqingxingzhishishuolechulai。

buxiangbeibaobeinverwuhui,yechenjieshidao:“bababushitoukanxiaoyihuanyifu,ershikanchuxiaoyiyoubing,zaixiangzenmetitazhibing。”

“你才有病!”

beirenmazuoyoubing,suluoroudunshinaohuo,chuyanfanji,quehenkuaiyishidaoyigelingtawanfenzhenjingdexianshiwenti。

yechenbushale,jingranqingxingle!

“啊,臭流氓!”

suluoroulianmangfangkaisuniannian,nalaitabaozaihuaizhongdeshuiyi,huangluandewangshenshangchuan。

naoxiuchengnu,suluorouehenhendedengzheyechendebeiying,houwen:“nishenmeshihouqingxingde?shibushijingchangtoukanwo?duiwojiyuyijiu?kee,**dehuaijiefu,wohenni。”

jianbababeima,suniannianlimachuyantanhubingtiyechenjieshidao:“xiaoyi,bababushiguyide,nibieshengqilehaoma?babagangqingxingmeiduojiu,niannianbaozheng,babayiqianjueduimeiyoutoukanguoni,qiunilexiaoyi。”

sunianniankelianxixidelazhesuluoroudeshou,yishuangshuiwangwangdemouzimanshiqiqiuzhise。

suluoroubaoqisuniannian,yiranxiunaonanxiao,jinggaobingweixieyechen,dao:“jintiandeshi,buxushuochuqu,yihoubuxujinwodefangjian,budui,shibuxukaojinwofangjian,buranhenimeiwan,haiyoushouqiniduiwodejiyuzhixin,buran……buran……”

weixiedehuayumeiyoushuowan,tajingranciqiongle,shizaishiyinweiyouxiuyouqisuozhi。

yechenhuanhuanzhuanguoshenlai,shuangyanweiningyusuluorouduishizhe,jieshidao:“wozhenbushitoukannihuanyifu,ershikanchuniyoubing,yinji。”

tazhisuoyijieshi,jiweipingxisuluoroudenuhuo,gengbuxiangbeinverwuhui。

“nicaiyoubing,ruguowoxinnideguihua,wojiushishazi,nikendingshiduiwojiyuyijiu,zhuangfengmaishazhaojihuitoukanwo。”

suluorouyiranqifennanxiao,eyanxiangxiang,wanquanbuxiangxinyechendejieshi,fanerqitazhouzijiyoubing。

zijideshentizijiqingchu,tafeichangdejiankang,nenghenenghenengshui,nengdongnengpao,zenmekenengyoubing。

“xiaoyi,biechaole,niannianqiunile,qinyixia,bushengqi,yuanliangbababa,kanzainianniandefenshang,haiyoubabashichufandefenshang。”

sunianniankelianxixideyangqiudao,bingzaisuluoroudeqiaolianshangqinleyikou。

babagangqingxingguolai,wanyihexiaoyichaojia,youqishalezenmeban?

neiyangniannianjiumeiyounengbaonianniandebabale!

“kanzainianniandefenshang,bugenniyibanjianshi,xianzaichuqu,lima,gun!”

suluorouqiangyaxintoudenuhuo,yishoubaozhesuniannian,yishouzhizhefangmen,dihou。

yechenzhanzaiyuandiweidong,kanzhesuluorou,lengxiaodao:“wohuijiyuni,niyetaizilianleba,cengjingtianshangdixia,yiwanmeinvdouqiuzhewojiyutamen,duini,woyidianxingqudoumeiyou。”

zaixiuxianjie,tacengshizhanzaishilidianfengdezhiqiangzhe,lingtianxianzun。

wushuxianzidouxiangchengweitadeshuangxiudaolvhuozhechongqie,shenzhishiweinuweibiyexinganqingyuan,zhiweidedaolingtianxianzundebihu。

raner,taduineixiexianzimenquandoubuxieyigu,zhiyinxinlijiguazhesuluoli。

“ni!”suluorouqideshuobuchuhualai,meimouyuandengnushizheyechen,henxiangchongshangquqiasita,zaiwadiaotadeshuangyan。

bu,shixianwadiaotadeshuangyan,zaiqiasita。

“woshizhenkanchuniyouyinji,zuiwanjinwanzishijiuhuifazuo,jieshinijiuhuixiangxinwo,womeiyoushuohuang。”

weileweihuzainverxinzhongdexingxiang,yechenyoujieshidao。

zhengdangsuluorouyufabiao,waimianchuanlaizaluandechaonaosheng。

lishuhuidelaogong,jiangzhoushiheheyoumingdeebawangchengzhaoshangmenlaile。

jianwangchenglingzheyiqunrenqishixiongxiongerlai,songyuzhidunshijinzhangdebuxing,buzhidaonalidezuilezheixiexiongshenesha。

“banijianeishazinvxujiaochulai,temedejingrangandalaozideshouxiahelaopo,laozijintianfeijitafangdianxuebuke。”

wangchengyijinyuanmen,jiuchongyingshanglaidesongyuzhinushengdahou。

傻子叶尘打人了?

songyuzhijingyizhiyu,naonubuyi,chongwulidashenghandao:“yechen,yechen,nijiwogunchulai。”

qiazaizheishi,yechenzoulechulai,jingzhizouleguolai。

songyuzhiqibudayichulai,zhizheyechendebizi,pokoudama,“shayejiusuanle,nihaidaochureshishengfei,xianzailimaxiangchenggepeilidaoqian,ruobushikanzainishiniannianqinshengfuqindefenshang,zaojiangnisaodichumenle,meitingdaoma?kuaidian!”

yechenbuweisuodong,shuangyanweimikuaisudesaoshiwangchengdengrenyiyan。

jianyechenshalengzainei,songyuzhiyouqiyouhenshiwunai,kanxiangwangcheng,yilianqianyididao:“zhongsuozhouzhi,tajiushiyigeshazi,chenggenidarenyoudaliang,biegenyigeshazijijiaole,kanzaiwomensujiadebomianshangzheishijiuzheimesuanle,dangran,womenyuanyichengdanyiyaofei。”

sujiazaijiangzhoushizenmeshuoyeshiyouqianyoushidedahurenjia,songyuzhihenxiangjiucidaxiaohuaxiao,xiaoshihuale,peidianqianxishiningren。

“shazijiunengsuibiandarenma?laozihuipanimensujia?”

wangchenglengxiaolianlian,yifubukenshandongganxiudeyangzi。