第一章:高薪工作

zhangtulvpihuocheyouyoudeshirulezhongdianzhan——zhonggangshi,linkunchuanzheyishenditanhuo,beizhegepofanbubao,huanghuangdangdangdecongchezhanlichulai,gangyichulaijiubeiyiqunrenjiweizhu。

“兄弟,住店不!”

“laiwomendianba,jingjishihui,haiyouteshufuwu!”

“xiongdi,genjiezouba,jiebaonimanyi!”

……

linkunhuitouyikan,dunshiyiduosuo,neiweikoukoushengshengbaotamanyidejiezhishaowushiduosui,zhangdeyouheiyoulaoyouchou,jiushidongwuyuanlidedaxingxing,yebitaenadeduoa!

linkunganjincongrenqunlijichulai,laidaolepangbianzhuanmentingchuzuchedekongdishang,zuanjinleyiliangchuzucheli。

“xiaohuozi,qunaa!”sijishifureqingdexiaodao,tongshiyankuanglishanguoyimojiaoxiazhise。

zheisijishichangnianhunhuochezhanzheiyipiande,yiyanjiukanchulelinkunshigewailaidediaosi,xinlitouzhengzhuomozhedaihuierguyiraojigequanzi,haozaizheigexiaoziyidun,linkunbayizhangzhitiaodileguolai。

“去这里。”

sijishifujieguozhitiaoyikan,liandunshilvle,zuijiaodexiaorongyeshiweiweiyizhan,zhijianzhitiaoshangxiezhe:tianchuguojidasha,zouxinanlu,zhuangaojiaqiao,quancheng13.2gongli……

nima,zheigonglishudoubiaomingle,haizenmezaia!

tongshi,sijishifudexinliyeshiananchayi,zheituxiaoziqutianchuguojidashaganma,neikeshizhonggangshishouquyizhideshangshigongsitianchujituandezhudi!lushanghaishirenbuzhudewenleyizui:“xiaoxiongdi,nishijiuqutianchudashani,haishifujindeshenmedifanga?”

“就那儿。”

“e,niquneiganmaya?”

“工作。”

“啥工作啊?”

linkunmeiyoumashanghuida,huiguotoukanlesijiyiyan,xinshuozheigemenhaoqixintingqianga,buguofanzhengzijishitangtangzhengzhenglaizhuanqiande,yemeishenmeparende,keguanjianshiganshenmegongzuo,tazijidouhaibuzhidaoni,linzoushiwenlaohu,laohuzhishuodaodierjiuzhidaole。

sijiyouxiaozheshuo:“xiaoxiongdi,nibiewuhui,woyougeyuanfangqinqidebiaozhiyezaineigongzuo,suoyijiushunbianwenwen。tianchujituankeshidagongsi,neidedaiyukebudia!”

“ng,daiyuqueshibucuo。”linkunxiaozheshuo:“womenlingdaogenwoshuole,baochibaozhu,yigeyuezhishaoyiwankuai,erqiegongzuoshijianhaiziyou,jiushibuzhidaodaodishiganshade。”

“yigeyuezhishaoyiwankuai,erqiegongzuoshijianhaitingziyoude……”sijishifukouzhongniannian,huiguotouyoudalianglelinkunyiyan,dao:“xiaoxiongdi,nishituiwujun-renba?”

“ang,nizenmezhidao?”

“haha,zheijiuduile。woneiyuanfangqinqidebiaozhia,yeshituiwujun-ren,taxianzaizhuandegongzigennishuodechabuduo,erqiegongzuoshijianyetingziyoude。”sijixiaozhedao。

“neitashiganshahuoerdea?”linkundunshilailejingshen,tazheiyilushangjiuzhuomozhezheiyigeyuezhishaoyiwankuaidegongzuodaodishiganshade,xianzaizhongyunengtiqianzhidaole。

“baoan!”sijishifukengqiangyoulideshuochulezheilianggezi,lianshangdangyangqiyizhenyanxiandebiaoqing,benyiweipangbianzheixiaohuozitinglezhihouhuijingshenyizhen,meixiangdaolinkundunshinianbale。

linkunzaixinlianhoudao:“kao,youmeiyougaocuoa,laozidalaoyuandeguolai,jiushilaidangbaoande?laozikeshitangtangmobeijunqulangyabingtuandebingwang,bingwangdangbaoan,haibubeixiaodiaodayalea!laohu……laohuwodingnigefeide!”

jianlinkunnianbale,sijiyejiushixiangdebuzaidahua,xinliquezaiqiguai,zheixiaohuozinandaoduidangbaoanhenbumanyime?keyaozhidao,tianchujituandebaoankebushisuisuibianbianjiunengdangdea,putongdebaoanyigeyuezuiduoliangsanqiankuaidesigongzi,tianchujituandebaoanyigeyuezhishaoyiwankuaidebaodigongzi,erqiemeisangeyuehaiyouewaidejixiaokaohegongzi,zaisuanshangqitadefulidaiyu,biyibanqiyedejinlingzhuandedouyaoduoa!

zaishuole,nengjintianchujituandangbaoandeneidoushiyibanrenme,putongtuiwudebingdanzixiangdoubiexiang,zuidiyedeshizhenglianjideganbu,erqiehaidetongguozhongzhongdeshaixuankaohe。

chuzuchetingzailetianchuguojidashademenkou,linkuncongcheshangxialai,yanqiandedashaqishihuihong,zengmingwaliangdeloutibolizaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiajinbihuihuang,zheijueduishixiangzhengzhezhonggangshijingjicaifudedibiao,kekanzailinkundeyanliquebuzenmeyang,taxinlifanfudezhuomozhe,zijikendingshibeilaohujishuale,danglebaniandebing,sannianbubing,wuniantezhong,jiusiyishengdelixiawushudehehezhangong,lintuiwujiujisanqiankuaidetuiwufei,quanhuaxiayemeizheigexingqingdea,shuoshijizijijieshaogegongzuo,yuanlaijiushigebaoan。

“靠!”

linkunmaleyisheng,tongshizaixinliyoujianglaohujiwenhouleyibian,yaobushikanzaizheibaoandegongzihaisuanyouhoudefenershang,tazaojiudiaotoushahuimobeile,nongtageerjinc4zhayao,balaohuneidonghongzhuanxiaoerloujitazhafeile!rangniyaderanglaozidangbaoan!

“xiansheng,qingwenxuyaoshenmebangzhume?”

dashamenkouzhanzhedebaoanzhudongzouleguolai,xiaozhechonglinkunwendao,budebushuozheidebaoansuzhijiushigao,jibianlinkunyishenmingongdiaosidedaban,baoandeyanshenliyemeiyourenhedebiyizhise。

“哦,我来找人。”

“请问你找谁?”

“等等啊……”

linkunyoubashoushenjinlehou**dou,zheicimochulezhangzhoubabademingpian,zhaozheshangmiandemingziniandao:“chuxiangguo。”

“楚,楚董!?”

baoanlianshangdebiaoqingmashangbiandebuziranqilai,kanxianglinkundeyanshenyefashenglebianhua,tangtangtianchujituandechuzongchuxiangguo,qishiyigetubaozishuojianjiunengjiande?jinguanneixinbiyi,danjigaodesuzhirangtameiyouguoduodebiaoxianchulai,zenmeshuoyeshizaibuduilidangguolianzhangdejiaose,ziranbizhengchangrengengdongde‘renbumaoxiang’zheisigezi。

linkunyoukanlekanmingpian,dao:“dui,jiushita,zheishangmianxiezhe‘tianchujituandongshizhangjianzongjingli’,tazainaera,niganjindaiwoqujianta,jianwanlewohaokaigong。”

baoanyizhenhanyan,tangtangtianchujituandedongshizhang,zheigezaizhonggangshinaizhidongsanshengduoyiduojiaodidouhuigenzhezhandenanren,zenmecongzheige‘tubaozi’dekouzhongshuochulaijiugengeputongrenside,quanranmeiyoujingcheng,yebuzhidaojianchudongshixuyaotiqianyuyuedeme?

jianbaoanbudahuazaineifaleng,linkunculecumei,wendao:“zenme,jiantayounandu?”

baoanmashanghuiguoshen,xiaozhedao:“xiansheng,shizheiyangde,jianchudongshixuyaotiqianyuyuede。”

linkunfanzaodehuihuishou,dao:“womeiyuyue,nijiugaosutashilaohurangwolaizhaotade,taziranjiuchulaijianwole。tayaoshibukenjianwodaoyeshengshile,laozilimazouren!”xinlibenlaijiubieniu,shuohuadekouqiziranjiuchonglexie。

baoanmianluweinan,dao:“xiansheng,nizheirangwohennanbana,womenjituanshiyouguidingde,womeiyouquanlizhijiedainiqujianchudong,gengmeiyouquanlizhijiequjianchudong,yaobuzheiyangba,nizaizheishaodengyixia,woquxiangwomenlingdaodadianhuaqingshiyixia,ranhouwomenlingdaozaixiangtadelingdaoqingshi,ranhoulingdaodelingdaozaiqingshiyixiachudongdemishu……”

linkundaduandao:“wokao,zheimemafan!”

baoandao:“meibanfa,zheishiguiding。”

linkunkanzhebaoan,dao:“gemen,niyeshidangguobingdeba,zanmenjun-rennagebushixueqifanggangdeyinghanzi,zheimemojidegongzuonizuodelai?suanle,chuxiangguowobujianle,zheigongzuowoshiganbule,laozizoule!”

shuozoujiuzou,linkunzhuanshenlanleliangchuzuchejiuzuolejinqu,shengbaoanyigerenyuandifaleng……zheishenmaqingkuang,gaobantianzheixiaozishilaidangbaoande?buduia,dangbaoanyinggaixianzhaobaoanzhuguanmianshi,tongguolezaiquzhaorenshibumianshi,zheixiaozizenmezhijiejiuzhaochudong?

xianglebantianyexiangbumingbai,lidingyizhihaowunaiyaotou,jiudangshipengdaogelengtouqingle。