KISSx5

chulediyitiaolajihua,tasirenweixinlicaihongpiheweixianfayanshizaitaiduo,kendingbunengrangjishiyankandao;kejitazijideyirengongzuohaoba,youtaiguanfangle。

tahunluandixianrusisuo,zhihaoxianchebiedehuatiweizijituoyanshijian,aleyisheng,jiningmodaozijidemeimao:“ganggangshihuawailema?”

纪时衍:“……”

nanrenjibukechadiculecumei。

shenmeyisi,tajishiyanzhaorenyaoweixinhao,juranbeitangerhuangzhidiwushile?

nanrenchensheng:“jining。”

jiningcongbuzhidaozijidemingzihainengbeijiaodezheimehaoting,lenglenghuileshengng?

tajiangdeshoulianyouzhibai:“zheishiwodiyicizhaonvshengyaoweixinhao。”

kuaisutounaofengbaohou,jiningxiangqizijihaiyougebuchangyongdehao,neilimiandeneirongyaolaoshaojieyiyixie,buguotahaishiyaojianchayixiacainengjita。

tacongxiaozainvxiaojisuzhangda,gaozhongsuiranqulezhengchangdexuexiao,danhenanshengdejiaojishaozhiyoushao。napazheiliangnianyinweigongzuoyuanyinheyixingyoubushaohezuo,danhaishinangaicongxiaoyangchengdexingge,mianduitamenhuibennengyouxiewusuoshicong,gengyinweijiechubuduoguanxingerhong。

suiranxiaohaoliduijishiyandecaihongpichuidetianhualuanzhui,kezhenzhanzaitamianqiantayouchengweisongbaoyige。

tameishenmeheyixinggoutongdejiqiao,weibimianbiaoshubudangfanershierrenshuyuan,xianzaihaishixianbuyaobaoluzijidedefensishenfenjiaohao。

lvezuosisuohoutahantinghuazhuangshi,qiheitongrenwangxiangjishiyan:“woshizhunbeijinide,jiushihuranwanglehaomale……dengwoqukanyixia!”

huazhuangshimusongtapaohuicheshang,yilianmimang:“kaishoujikanbujiuxinglema,taweixinnandaoliancheshangle?”

“kenenghenweinan,yaozuoyizhenzixinlijianshe。”jiangshengkanjishiyantitiebankandeyizhenanshuang。

jishiyantiaoleyizizuoxia,meidahua,danzhoushenqichangkejianyinyi。

huicheshangdejiningzhaodaolexiaohaolisantiaohetayouguandedongtai,zhuanweijinzhanshisantianpengyouquanhou,tafaxianzheigeweixinhaojuranhaijialehuazhuangshi,dagaishimoucinongcuole。

tajihuazhuangshifaxiaoxiqueren:“kandedaowopengyouquanma?”

huazhuangshihenkuaihui:“shenmeyemeiyou。”

tamanyididianlediantou,dengerduoshangdehongyuntunqu,shoushihaoxinqingzhengyaochuqushi,shoujidingdongyisheng,tishichuanlai——jishiyanqingqiujianiweihaoyou。

yishunzhijian,tayoudianfenbuqingjiaoxiadeshidibanhaishimianhuatang,piaopiaoranxiangyaogenzhewangxiaxian。

zhengzhunbeitongyi,jiningturanfanyingguolai,youjizheizhidejiniandeshikejielegetu。

tayoudianerpengzhang,xinshangleyihui,waimianchuanlainuonuodecuicusheng:“ningningkuaichulai,basaihongdalewomenyaopaishele!”

gubudehaoyoutishi,jiningxiangdaogongzuorenyuanzaideng,ganjinchuaihaoshoujizuodaojingziqian,renhuazhuangshikuaisubayuxiazhuangmianwancheng。

paishekaishizhiqian,jiningcongbaobaolinachuyigexiaodaizi,dijizhengzaiyipangkandongxidejishiyan。

jishiyantiaoletiaomei:“shenme?”

“jiu……zaoshangzuoleliangfen,jiniyifen。”

qishizheishijitazuodesanmingzhi,yinweizhidaotabuaichizaocan。

“mianbao?”jishiyandakaishitingleting,“zhenghaowohaimeichi。”

“nizheizhongweibuhaode……”

tafanyingguolaizijidingzhudejianyue,huashuodaoyibanzhulekou。

haozaijishiyanmeitingqing:“ng?”

“woshuo……neige,chenrechi。”

taxiangshifaxianletadejucu,jinbuzhudianledianshoulidedongxi,youdianhaoxiao:“zheidoulengle,zenmechenre?”

jiningchecheerchui,dangzhenle,yuanyuandexingyanqiaoshangqu:“neiquzhaozhaoweiboluma?”

taraoyouxingzhikanletayihui,zongsuanguaner,ditouchailebaozhuangdai:“buyong,paisheba。”

liujiningduzizuozaiyuandi,ganjuezijihaoxiangzhimao,beirennazhedoumaobangdouleliangxia,tazhengshenzhuaziyaobalani,neirenyoubashoushouhuiqule……

shangwudepaishezaidongwubaohuzuzhi,errendangyigongjimaomaogougouxilezao,yizhenmanghuohoudouleile,zhunbeiquchidongxi。

jieguoshangchedeshihou,tayiwaifaxiantashoushangyoudaokouzi。

jishiyanchajuedaotademuguang,lalelaxiukou:“beimaozhualeyixia,meishi。”

taminminchun,youzhehuiqu,wengongzuorenyuanganggangdesamishibushidaguoyimiao,quedingmeiyoukuangquanbinghoucaixielekouqi。

jishiyanyouchenshengzhongfu:“zenmehuilaile?womeishi。”

taxiaoxinyiyizhizhitashangkou:“danshihaishiyaotiechuangketiebijiaohaoba。”

“嗯,我没带。”

paixijingchangshoushang,jininghuisuishendaijiujingpianhechuangketie,biancongbaoneinachuyigechuangketiedijita。

jishiyanhaiyiweihuatijieshu,meixiangdaotahuiyou,zheihuiyijingzhijiedakaishoujizailianluocanting,lingyizhishoushanghainazheyuanquditu,tengbuchushoulai,zhishengshoushangdeshizhilveweitaiqi。

jiningshenchuqudeshoudingzhuyebushi,shouhuiyebushi,piejiandaoyanchongmananshidemuguang,taxinyihengyanyankoushui,toupifamadisikaichuangketie,bangjishiyantieshang。

tadizhetou,zhengzhanglianjiabeitoufadangzhu,ganjuejintianzaoredechuqi。

ganjueshangkouchubeitielegedongxi,jishiyandingtouqukan,haimeiqiaodaochuangketie,qiaodaoleyixiaojiehongruyingtaodeergencongtafajianzuanchu,toutoude。

tazhangtuyikouqi,xiangshipingxizuoleshenmelebuqideshi,jishiyanzhengxiangshuodianshenme,beitayouxianjiandidaduan,“dinghaolema?zouba。”

jishiyanshouzhizhilezhi,zheicaidiantoujinlechenei。

chenggongzhuanyihuatidejiningqiaoqiaorouleroulianjia,juedezijishiyoudianermeichuxi,jiutielegechuangketie,xingenyaotiaotingleside。

后面还怎么拍呀……

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errenzhuanzhancanting,jishiyankanjiningyizhibushuohua,bianjiandanjieshaolexia。

“zheicantingwojingchanglai,caipinbucuo,laobanmeinianhaihuijuanyibufenshouyijipinkunxiaoxue。”

“zheiyanga。”tazhuangsihuangrandidiantou,qishixinliyiqingrumingjing。zheijiniansuiranyinweigongzuowufachoukongjianta,dantaxihuandedongxitadouzhidao,zheicantingtayelaiguobushaocile。

buyuanchuzoulaichuanzhexizhuangdexiaonansheng,beihouzangzheyichuanqiqiu,nanrengoulegouchun,liaoxiangnvhaidouhuixihuanzheiyangdejingxi。

youyuzhiqiantahaishuoburenshita,chusongliwushitahaiteyirangjiangshengsoujicaifang,touqisuohaosongtaxihuandeshouzhangbenhehua,dantayemeiyoutaiguojingxi。

xianzaizonggaijingxile——zhongyunengbanhuiyicheng,nanmianyouxiezijindeyuyue,jishiyantiaozhemeishangweixiaokai,biankandaojiningroulerouxiaonanhaidetou,zhudongshenchushou:“zangleshenmeya?jiwoba。”

“……”

jishiyankanzhebudanmeiyoujingxidaoshiyu,fanerfankeweizhudejining,houjiegunlegun,meishuochuhualai。

xiaonanshengyeyoudianshayan,danhaishiguaiguaiquxiaqiqiudijita。

tabaqiqiuxizaiyipang,chajuedaojishiyandemuguang,youxiemangran:“zenmele?zheiqiqiubushijiwodema?”

ketaqianjicilaideshihou,laobandoushihuianpairensongqiqiujingxijiqinglvde。

jishiyangenglegeng,dao:“……shi。”

houtouwulunyudaoshenmecantingtese,jiningdouweibiaoxianchumingxiandeqingxuqifu,rangzhunbeidejishiyanbeiganjishou。

chiwanerrenshaoshixiuxijiuzhunbeiquhuashi,buzhuangdeshihoujiningnachushoujikanleyan,faxianjintiandeyingxiaohaoyeyouzairenzhenyingyeni——jinrifendezaoyaoshishuotahemoujituangongziyouyitui,kaolianqingshangweiqiangziyuan。danqishierrenzhishiwuhuishangdezhengchangjiaoji,yiqiquzhengtingnaguobanshoulieryi。

zaoshangtadefensijiufaxianzheishile,nazhexiehaodedongxijitakan,tajinyongshifenzhongjiujichuhuida:【zheizhongkongpingbutaishihe,woxieyifenchulai,nimenkanzhexiuyixia。】

cikezaoyaoweiborepingdiyi,shiyoutazhubi、fensiweixiudewenan:【plmmbenwuzui,jiningmimangbaguobei,huranbeicuewusuowei,danqingzhixiwurenpei。zhengchangjiaojiyouwuhui,wuwuranlaiwulangfei,yuqibianliaozhuanzifei,bururenzhenkanmeigui。jiningxinju《meiguiyuneishifeng》10.11bochu,qingduoduoguanzhu。】

houmiangenzhezhangtahejituangongzisanchanghoufendaoyangbiaodetu,dangshiwuhuiyouhenduomeitizai,nadaozheizhongzhaopianbingbunan。

benlaikongpingshimeiduoshaolurenhuidianzande,danyinweizheigedayoushikongpingxingshixinying,suoyidianzanhepinglundoubushao——

【hahahahahahahahahahahazheishenmeshenxianyayun,jiningfensihaokeaia。】

【dawanshangjiyekanlele。】

【wobenlaihentaoyanfensikongpingde,dannizheigezenmehaiguaixihuande……?】

youguantadelurenpinglunzhongyubuzaiquanshichaofengheruma,jiningsonglekouqi,wanlewanchun。

buwanzhuangtajiuquwanghuashijixupaishe,zheihuanjiesuiwujuben,danyeyouhenduoweileyingzaotianmihudongdexiaoqiaosi,biruxuebidaoguyifangdehengao;nvshengdebixiangchaohuxunchangdezhong;lianggeweizhimianduimian,zhutishihuhuaduifang。

jishiyantitabanlexiangzi,youbangtanaleshui,huihuazheicaijinruzhengti。

jiningbuzhidaoweishenmezijisanshiduozhibiquandoushidunde,meihuayihuijiuxuyaoxue,tazhaolezhao,faxianxuebidaobeifangzaizuigaochu。

jishiyantingzhetaneibiandedongjing,yirankaishisisuo,wanyitadenghuilaizhaotabangmangdehua,tayaoruhecainengrangshaonvfazifeifuduitachanshengyidianganqing,napazhishiganji。

jitasanmingzhishishunbian,jitatiechuangketieshiqifenhongdaoleneili,muqianweizhitaduitahaoxiangyidianzhenqiedeganqingdoumeiyou——

dangguanlebeizhongxingpengdeyue,jishiyanhaishitouciyudaozheimenanliaode。

“nanliao”dejiningkanleyiyanta,tingzheqianbimocazhizhangdeshengxiang,kaolvdaotagongzuoshibuxihuanbeidarao,takaishixiangqibiedebanfa。

yushijishiyanganghuawantoufa,biantingdaojiaodaichekaideshengyin,tajingzaigunzishangfanchanleyiquanjiaodai,baxiaodaojizhanlexialai。

“…………”

shoushangqianbibeinanyiyizhidiyaduan,ningkezheiyangdoubuqiuzhuta,jimourentouyiciduizijiderengemeilichanshengleshenkede、yanjindehuaiyi。

banxiaoshiguodehenkuai,jishiyanzhiqianweileyanhuajiaxueguoyizhenzihuahua,zheihuixingjindehenqingsong,biankanzhetabianhua。

keduimiandejininglianhuahuadouwufazhuanxin,beitazhibaimuguangdingzhe,talianmaokongdougaodujinzhangqilai,xiangzhezijixiabashanghaoxiangbeiwenziyaolegexiaobao,hongbuhongzhongbuzhong?tanengjieshouma?buhuijuedetabuaixilianba?

shijianyidao,laoshilaiyanshouchengpin,kandaojishiyandehuafeichangzhenjing:“nizenmehuadezheimehao?”

“zhiqianweidianyingxueguolianggeyue。”

“haojingyea。”laoshigantandijiaohuantamenliangdehua,dao,“zheigejiushinimensongduifangdedierfenliwule。”

jishiyanhuadetahenxiang,shenzhipoyouxieqinglideshentaiyunwei。

ketabenshenjiushigehenlihaideren,zheishihoutaiguojingxifangfoshiduitadedikanside,suoyinapatahenmanyi,querengweitaixianluchulai,zhishilianzheyanxiaolexiao。

tahuadejiuyaoxiaoerkehenduole,qbanyiyangdeyuanliandayan,haihenqingse。

shenweifensibaaidouhuachengzheiyang,tamianshangwuguang,xiaoshengqingqiulichang:“neijintiandepaisheshibushijiujieshule?”

jishiyanbuzhidaotaduizijidaodiyouduobuganxingqu……caimeicidouzheimezaojiuxiangzou。

kantayouyaozhuanshen,taxiaheweiyang:“dengdeng。”

jininghuiguotou,kanzheta,zhaleliangxiayanjing。

nanrenchuimou,houjiegunlegun:“weixin,jidejia。”

……

jiningyunhuhudihuilefangche,juedezhenshiganqianglehenduo,keyoujuedezheiyiqiegengjiabukesiyi。

dakaishoujikandaohaoyoushenqingcaihuiyiqileshenme,jieguoshouzhimeifanyingguolai,pengdaole……jujue?

tahuanghuangzhangzhangdidianjinqujixiahaoma,youzhongxinshurutianjia,kandaojishiyanneibianchuanlaitongyitishihoucaisonglekouqi。

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fangchelidejiangshengyijingkuaixiaodenaoyixuele:“jujue?hahahahahahajujue?!ninkezhenniubini,diyicizhaonvshengyaoweixinbeijujuelejiningzhentamakeaihahahahahaha!”

jishiyanmianwubiaoqingdibashoujirengjitakan:“tayoujiawole。”

“so?”

“刚肯定是点错。”

“chebanijiu,chengnianrenyifenzhongkanwubaicishoujiyaotongguoninengdengdaoxianzai?pingmuneimedayaotongyinengdiandaojujue?”jiangshengxiaodezhiyaotou,“ei,woshuonishibushiqiangguorenjiaguimi?”

“jiushineizhong,guimiyinweizhuinilengluoguota,suoyiliangzijiexiale,tayeyaolengluolengluoni?nikanni?”

jishiyanditou:“wokanninaoziyouwenti。”

江胜:?

jishiyanzhongyuhuiyiqibuanchanglichupaidezheijitian,gaodingletadangzijidecpqiesongletashouzhangbenhou,tameijitayigeqieshidewoshoujiusuanle,keyoutadadiandezhuguangwancan,yemeiyouyigejingxizhendetouchdaoleta。

jishishishoudaotajingxinhuizhidehua,tayeshenzhimeiyouyidianchongbaideshangyechuipeng,huanjieluwanjiuzou,haichadianjujuetaweixin,wuqingdehen。

tianzhijiaozijishiyantouyicijuedeyoudiancuobai,zaitaciqianershijiuniandeshengyazhong,conglaizhiyouzhanzhebudongdounengxiyinwushurenqianpuhouyongdeqingkuang,meiyouzhudongchujihaizheimekuibuchengjundeshihou。

“zaiquzhaodiancaifangjiwoba,”tatuoxiedao,“zheimexiaquyebushibanfa。”

bijinghaiyaoxiangchusangeyue。

jiangshengxianidao:“zenme,xianggaodingrenjia,rangrenjiaaishangni?”

“neiwoburuqunanvyanyuanjiang。”

“什么?”

jishiyanbuxianbudandao:“biqigaodingta,wohaishiqunaaosikazuijianvyanyuangengxianshiyidian。”