chenyongneizengliangdeeyupipixie，zhongzhongdicaizaiwoaoyexiedecehuaanshang，tayouguangshuihuadenaomenzaidengguangxiafanshechuciyandeguang，huangdewoyanjingshengteng。
taneijianruideshengyinchuanruwoerzhong：“jiangxiaojie，zheizhongtuweiwenanliancaishichangdamadouxianlaotao。”
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改你大爷。
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“shikuaiqiansanben。”laobankanwotaoqian，yousaileben《badaozongcaiqingdianchong》jiwodianzhuojiao，neishupimoqilaiyouxiepojiu，daizheyisihuichen。
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“taoluwendoujiwogunchudiqiu！”
tianhuabandiaodengturankaishiyaohuang，fachu“dingdingdangdang”deshengyin。
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jingziliyingchugezhaxiaobiandetaohuayannanren。
heisepiyijinjinlezhexiongji，rangwoganjuefamen，chuganjinbeng。
shoujisuopingdanchuershitiaoweiduxiaoxi：
【chenzong：zhoulaoban，xinguanggaofanganjinwanbixudinggao】
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shunjian，xuanguanchuanlaidianzisuokaiqisheng。
chuanzhewosuihuashuiyide“ziji”huangjinlai，shoulijuzhekenleyibandejianbingguozi，neijianbingguozisanfazhedandandexiangwei，“jiangxiaojie，nimarenshihoudekoushuipendaowojubendisanshibayele。”
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woniezhetawenzhechuanmaowenshendexiaobeijirou，neijiroujieshieryoudanxing。
turankanjiantashoujidanchuxinxiaoxi：
【sunana：weiweikuailai！chenyongyaozailanjingjiubabanshengriyan！】
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