“kaiwanxiao，wozangtoufalide，jiemuzuzongbukenengbakaiwotoufakanba？
kexitoufashaole，zangduolerongyiluxian，buranwozangtageqianbabaide，zhijietangping。”
众人：“……”
nanyuexingfen：“taihaole，youqianwomenjiukeyimaidongxichile！nixianjiewo，dengbenxiaojieyouqianleshuangbeihaini！”
mingqiangzhoumei：“zheishibushiweifanlejiemuguidinga？jiemushuolebuyunxudaiqitashiwuheqiancaishangdaode，xiaolinidailebushangjiaojijiemuzu，haixiangzheyong…zheibubaimingweifanguidingma？”
haimeidengminglikaikou，nanzhubianchushengjifeng：“nifeihuazenmezheimeduo？tadaishanglaileshuomingtayoubenshi，niyoubenshiyedaia？zenmeneimexiangchibudaoputaoshuoputaosuandesuanji？”
？明强怎么不站明哩
？nanzhuzenmetiminglishuohua
minglishiweiyiyigeyouqianderena！titashuohuakeyizhaotajieqiana
mingqiangyemeishuocuoba？guidingjiushibunengdaiqiandaishiwu，mingliqiaoqiaodaile，zheibenshenjiuweifanleguizea？duiqitarenjiushibugongpinga！
a？zheizhongzongyijiemushishidouzunshouguize，haiyoushakantoua？buanzhaojiemuzuguidingxingshicaigengyoukantouba，jiemuzudoumeizuzhijiushuomingmorenyunxulea。
ercishi，landetingfenghuangnanfeihuademingliyijingzuozailepangbiandemiantanshang：“laoban，laierliangniuroumian。”
taniuguotou：“yourenyaochimianma？wojie，lixiyitian1jifen，gouyiqiba？”
nanyuediyigechongjinqu，shenqinggulenglexiayexiaozhezouguoqu，qishangqilingerduishiyiyan，duziyouxiangleyisheng，zheicaizouguoqu。
“wei，haidanshaoye，nibuchia？”mingliganggangkeshitingdaonanzhuduzijiaolehaojixia。
“nijiaosheihaidanshaoye？”
“ni，nanzhu，hunshendaicidehaidanshaoye。”
“hahahahahazheigehaozheigehao！”nanyuexingzailehuojiaohao，danyoubugantaidasheng。
“你才海胆少爷。”
“行了，吃不吃？”
“不吃。”
“不吃算了。”
“哼。”
南烛大步离开。
minglihenghengjiji：“youdianguqi，shitiaohanzi。”
jitashengjicheng“haidanhanzi”。
mingqiangdaoshipoweijiji，tazouguoqu，xiaozhezhaohu：“zheiyoubushihenguizhongdedongxi，jiushijikuaiqian，zenmenengjieni？dajiadoushipengyou，zheiyang，zheidunjiudangshiqingdajiade，dajiasuibianchi，buyonghai。”
zhongrendeshixiandouluodaotashenshang。
mingqiangyaogantingdegengzhile。
nanyuebujie：“zheishinideqianma？”
“不是。”
shenqinggu：“jiranbushinideqian，niweishenmeyaobangtajueding？”
“womenshixiongmeia！tadejiushiwodea。”mingqianglizhiqizhuang，niutoukanxianglaoban，“woyeyaosanliangniuroumian。”
nengshuochuzheizhonghuade，yaomeshiguanxihaodaobufenniwode，yaomejiushishuohuaderennaoziyoubing
rangwohuanshiyixielisuodangranzhanyouqitarendeshabi（）
minglijiaozhulelaoban，chaomingqianghexiao：“jutongji，meiyiduixiongmeizhijianjiuyouyigerenshishabi，wobushi。”
mingqiangzhoumei：“neiwoshige？”
mingliweixiao：“neijiunishi。”
明强：“……”
beizijicongxiaoqiyazhederendangzhongxiuru，mingqiangqidexiangyaonuma，youpiedaopangbianneimeduorenyijizhouweideshexiangjihuranbianleyuqibiaoqing：
“gegezhishixiangtixingni…bijingmeitianwanshanghaiyaotoupiaojixiansuo…gegeshixiangzheniqingdajiachifan，dajiaqianlenideqing，shuobudingwanshanghuibapiaotoujini…
ai，shigegebudui，shigegeduozuiganshenideshile。”
shunjianzhuanhuanchengyifu“woweilenihao，niquegouyaolvdongbinbushihaorenxin，meiyoudajuguan”debeiwuhuideweiqumoyang。
mingliwanquanbushangtao，suozheduanshanglaideniuroumian：“nizhidaoniduozuijiuxing，jidexiacibieduole。fancuobingbukechi，zhiyaochengrencuowujiuhao。”
明强：“……”
tagangadizhanzainei，zouyebushi，buzouyebushi，chuizaituipangdeshoukuaisuniejin，fuxianyigengenqingjin。
kandaodajiadouzaimaitouchimian，zijijiuzhanzaizheilijiuxianggejuwairen。
danmeiguanxi，jiusuanshijuwairen，mingqiangyeyaoyingji。
“gegeyoudianele，nibuqingwojiusuanle，jiewozongkeyiba？”
“buhaoyisi，meiqianle。”
“wuwanmian，meiwan15cai75…neiniyehaiyou25a！”
“dui。danwoganggangjialelianggedanhesaniaoniuwan，shengxiadeqianwozhunbeidenghuierqumaigeguaguale。”
“maicaipiao？”mingqiangshengyindouranbagao，“womenfandoumeichi，nidasuannashengxiadeqianmaicaipiao？”
tajiuxiangmingzhuazhuxueshengchuanxiaozhitiaodejiankaolaoshi，shunjianxingfenqilai——zheicirangwodaidaoleba！
“dui。zhunbeijimingyunyigejihui，kantayuanbuyuanyibaofuyixia。jihuiwojitale，nengbunengbawozhujiukantazijile。”
dongle，mashangchumenjimingyunyigejihui
zheimezhongyaodeqian，liuzhequmaicaipiao？fengleba？
“caipiaozhongjiangjihuihendi，xianzaiqianduiwomenlaishuofeichangzhongyao，shuobudingkeyijiuji！nijiudasuanmaicaipiaodashuipiao？”
“nizheihuashuode。zheishiwodeqian，bushinideqian，wozenmehuaheniyoushenmeguanxi？”minglijuedemomingqimiao，“zenme，zhanyouyuzheimeqiang？juedebierendedoushinide？”
“wodeyisishiwomendekaozijidenuli，bunengbaoyoujiaoxingxinli…zheiyangbuhao。”
mingli：“wobuxiangxinzijidenuli，wozhixiangxincaishendejuangu。”
明强：“……”
henkexi，jiankaolaoshidakaizhitiao，faxianshangmianxiedeshi——jintianzhongwuchisha？
mingqiangchedeneixiedaoliqishiyemeicuo，danganjueminglishuodehuagengshendewoxin（？）
因为人人都是明哩
zaitafadaijianxi，yidaozhishuicongzijishenpangbiaoguo。
zhuoshangdemingligantan：“bukuishisaniaoniuwan，biwobiaodehaiyuan。”
众人：“？”
细说？
细嗦？
changchangyinweibugoubiantaihewangyougegeburu
xianzaihulianwangshangnengyoujigezhengchangren？nandaobudoushixiefengzima？zhishifengdechengdubutongbale。
yourenshuowoshifengzi？wobushi，heihei。
我也不是，嘿嘿。
nimendoubushi，neiwoyebushi，heihei。