出精神病院后沙雕真千金爆红了 第21章

【jiemuzusuiranyoudiansangliangxin,danbuzhiyuzheimesangjintianliangba?】

【shuobudinge,youdejiemuzuweileliuliangshenmedougandechulaini,youbushimeiyouzheiyangdelizifasheng】

huamianqiedaoqitajiabindezhibojian——

nanzhuzaihuangshanshangdaochuzhuoji:jitao,tazhui,jichachijiufei,taduominglianhuanzhui。

nanyuezaifudaoxiaohaijiaqizuoye:“jiejiedetuizhang100duoshao?100mi???nijieshikuafua?”

qilingerzaibangrendasaoyuanluoweisheng,bierenshihuafeihuawufeiwu,tazheilishichentushimianmaifu。

qishangzaijirenxiyifu,daretianshoucuodongtianmianbei,leidehuxidoudaizhechuan,danmushanghaowuxinteng,zhiyouyipian【gegebiecuobeizi,cuowo!】【chuandehaochuandemiao,chuanderenjiaxinlipengpengtiao(xiuse)】

mingqiangjielejirenwangliandangjiananyoushipinderenwu,danyinweizhangxiangbuguoguanbeiduifangwanjule,xianzaimianruheiguodeganwangxiayigerenwudian。

guluozaibangdamazhaicai,yinweitaiyanghenshai,zheicishizhen·hanliujiabeile。

shenqingguzaiyanglaoyuangenlaorenmenjianggushi,kansiqingsong,raner——

taniandao:……makezheiyishengrulvbobing。

laorena:shenmelvroubobing?

laorenb:shenmejidanguanbing?

laorenc:shenme,zhongwuchibing?

laorend:wobuchibing,woyaochimian。

沈青顾:……

dajiazaiqiehuiminglidezhibojian——

shuyinzhixia,weifengxuxu,zhangyitandao,maogouchengqun,youxianzizai。

liangbianbutongdehuafengxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

【ganjueqitarenshilaizuorenwude,danminglishilaihaibiandujiade(?)】

【hehe,xianzaiyouxianle,mingtianyoutahaoshoude】

xinlaileyizhimao,minglishouyangxiangmo,danbeimaoniutoujujue。

(shenmeliangjiaoshou,yepeimobendaye?)

minglibuzhidaocongnamochuyigenhuotuichang,zijichilejikou,shengxiayixiaojiediaozaineimaomianqian:“xiangchima?”

maoyelimajianglebeifen,bianchengmaosunzi,kaishizaitashenxiamainongmaosao,chanmeitaohao。

“miao~”sunzisunzihuanyingni,huanyingnilaiwozheili。sunzisunzihuanyingni,dengfengdengyudengzheni~

erqitademaomaogougouwenzheweierhouyeweilongguolai。

(wochiwochiwochi,mowomowomowo!)

(wozuotiancaixiguozao,**jing,mowo!)

(heihei,huotuichang,heihei)

(haoxiang,xianggebixiaocuiyiyangmiren)

changzhiyouyixiaojie,danmaorongrongqueyouhaojizhi,erweilezheiyijiechang,juliminglizuijindeliangzhimaokaishileneidou。

duanduansanmiaozhong,lihuaduisanhuafaqilesicijingong——

diyicitasuorenjiahou,diercitayaorenjiakuaguzhou,disancitabazhangshanrenjiayanmou,disicitayaorenjiaweibashangdexiaoxiantou。

“biedale,nimenbuyaozaidalela!”

minglizhizhizhuzhandoulijiqiangdelihua,bashengxiayijiehuotuichangweijishouweiqudesanhua,ranhouyoucongdoulimochulianggenhuotuichang,junyundibaikai,meizhimaorongrongdouweileyidian,shunbianweiledianshui。

mingqiangluguojiukandaozheimeyifuhuamian:mingliyoushiweihuotuichangyoushiweikuangquanshui。

youeyoukedetakuaisuchushengjiaozhu:“nizaiganshenme?!”

houzhetaitou:“weidongxia,kanbuchulaima?”

“nijuranbazheimezhongyaodeshiwuheshuiweijizheixiechu…maogou?”

“wochibaohezulecaiweidea,zenmele?”

“nishichibaohezule,danqitarenmeiyoua。”mingqiangyanleyankoushui,zuiliyuefaganzao。

“关我屁事?”

“wokoukele,bashuijiwohe。”

“yaohezijimaiqubei,youmeirenlanzheni。”

“我是你哥!”

“nishiwosunzidoubuxing。”mingliwuyu,

“zheimeduoniannipifubaoyangdehaitinghou,qinshihuangdangnianyounidoubuyongzaochengqiangle,banilianpidangzaineidaodanlailedouda**。”

(xinlaideliangjiaoshouhaochou)

(tamenzaiganshenme?tahaodasheng)