第五章 坑爹的小舅子

tongguoqinfengkusu,dajiasuanshimingbaizenmehuishile。

yuanlai,zheixiaozijuranzhuanglehaoche。

zchengfanhua,fuhaobiandi。

haijingchangjubanguojisaichesaishi。

jingchangyoujiazhibufeidehaochezaimalushangfeichi。

qinfengcainajiazhaosangeyue,jiuaiqiuzhoufengqinjitadaikuanmaileyiliangsanshiduowandebaomax3。

zheixiaoziguode,hejialirenwanquanshibuyiyangdeshenghuo。

wanshangbushijiubayechang,jiushihuisuonenmo。

renjiamashaladitingzailubian,genbenjiumeiqidong。

taquezhitingtingzhuangshangqu,jihuhuihuaibangechetou。

qinfengdejiubeihexing,juewangdekuqilai。

benjiuqianxiadabizhaiwu,xianzaihaizhuanglehaoche,yongshenmepei?

搞不好,还得坐牢。

醉驾,还撞了豪车!

zheigexiaoxijiuxiangshiqingtianpili,rangyijiasankoudouhuangle。

huerkuangmozhoufengqinnaohaizhonghuidangde,jiushizuolaojigezi。

“xiaolang,fanzhengnixianzaimeishangban,wusuoshishi,niganjinqudingbao,zhiyupeichangwenti,womenhuixiangbanfa。”

zhoufengqinlisuodangrandehuihuishou。

xiaolangzhoumeidao:“ma,nizheiyangchongnixiaqu,chizaohuihuileqinfengde。”

qinfengnengchengzhangchengzheiyang,zhoufengqinyouzhebuketuixiedezeren。

“bizui,tazaibutinghua,yeshidaxuesheng,xianzaihaishihuiji,qiantuwuliang。nini?liandanggebaoandoubeirenxianqi。yangnisannian,yeshishihoubaoenle。”

zhoufengqinbunaifandedao:“ganjinqu,wanlejiulaibujile。”

xiaolangkuxiaodao:“hao,woxianzaijiuqu。”

sannianlai,tayijingxiguanqufuzaizhangmuniangde**zhixia。

qinmiaolianseyichen:“wopeiniyiqiqu。”

zhoufengqinhandao:“yidingyaobaozhengxiaofengdeanquan,qianwanbiehezheta。”

渔湾路口。

qinfengheyimingchuanzhebaoludenvzizhengduozaishuhou,huanghuangbuan。

“gaisi,douguaixiaolangzheigefeiwu,huailezhougehaoshi,rezhougekuangnu。yaobushizhougedahouyisheng,hezhelewo,wozenmehuizhuangche?douguaita,shabenshimeiyou,chiruanfandouchibuhao。”

“wojieyaoshibangshangzhouge,womenquanjiabushidougenzhexiangfuleme?”

“zheige**,jianzhitairangrenshengqile。”

qinfengrengdiaoyantou,henhenyongjiaonianya。

zuoweijiazhongshiwuliandingduandejiaozi,taduizuidicengdexiaolangfeichangbishi。

“fengge,xianzaizenmeban?ninuoyongdegongkuankulonghaimeibushang,youqianlezhougeyibaiwan,nijiefuhaihuailezhougehaoshi,zhougeyidingbuhuifangguowomende。”

nvzinongzhuangyanmo,heqinfengchouweixiangtou。

“meibanfa,zhinengpaolule。”

qinfenghenhenduojiao:“womenlianyequaocheng。”

nvzidajing:“kewomendeqiandouhuaguangle,quleneibian,zenmeshenghuo?”

qinfengheiheilengxiao:“niyiqianbushizuoguotaime?neibianhaokeduodeshi,suibiangoudaliangge,jiugouzanmenhuaxiaole。”

“qinfeng,**haishirenma?woshininvpengyou,bushijiebianneixieyehuaa!”

nvziqidehuiqilvbaojiuza。

qinfenglianlianduoshan:“xiaoli,wokaiwanxiao,wozenmeshedeniqufushiqitananrenni,qishi,woyijingxiangdaolebanfa。”

“gongsideshi,wojiehuibangwodouzhe,qiandewenti,zhaolaomajiuxing,dabulebafangzidiyachuqu。”

秦风满不在乎。

sihu,zheiyiqiedoulisuodangran。

xiaolilengheng:“zheihaichabuduo,woyaoshiyounijieneimepiaoliang,zaojiudiaodaodakaizi,weijiatingmoufulile,zhenbuzhidaotazenmexiangde,jingranzhaoleneimeyigefeiwu。”

liangrenhenghengjiji,kaishibeihoukongsuxiaolangheqinmiao。

qinmiaokaideshizijidexiaoche。

shenweifuzong,tadezuojiaquejiqididiao,zhishiyiliangershoubaomayixi。

“xiaolang,duibuqi,womabushiyouyide,tazhishitaiguanxinwodi,caihuishuochurangnidingbaodehua,nibiejieyi。”

qinmiaokaikou,rangxiaolangganjuexinzhongtiansiside。

tawusuoweidedao:“meiguanxi,santianhou,yiqiedoubuzaishiwenti。”

qinmiaozhoumei:“biesantianhousantianhoule,xiaolang,zuoren,haishichengshiyidianhao,taifukua,zhihuirangrenyanfan。”

xiaolangeran:“miaomiao,woshuodedoushizhende,santianhou,woyidingjiniyigejingxi。”

“wobuxuyaoshenmejingxi,zhiyaonibietianluanjiuhao。”

秦妙叹息了一声。

duiyuxiaolangdehua,tayagenjiumeixinguo。

zheijiahuoxuxiadechengnuotaiduo,meiyouyijiankaopu。

meiyicixunuo,douneimefukua。

wangtudadongnvrenfangxin,zhandianbianyi。

dabufendenvrenqueshiwuzhi,danyebusha。

kongtouzhipiaokaitaiduo,zhihuibeirendangpianzi。

qinmiaoshuoxihuanhanghai,tajiudayanbucanshuoyaosongqinmiaoyisouyouting,xiangqunajiuquna。

qinmiaokandianshisuikoushuoxihuanlanbojini,xiaolangjiucoushanglaitaojinhu,shuomashangdadianhuaquchangjiadingzuo。

……

tazhendangnvrenzheimehaopianme?

danfanyouyidianpaoniujingyandenanren,douzhidaobuqieshijidexunuo,fandaoburuxianshideliwulaidetongkuai。

kexideshi,sannianle,qinmiaolianyijianxiangyangdeliwudoumeishoudao。

xianzai,jialichulezheimeduoshi,xiaolanghaizaikaiwanxiao,qinmiaozennengbuqi?

xiaolangdigu:“woshuodedoushizhende,dengsantianhou,nijiuhuifaxian,nilaogongwo,zhendemeiyoupianren。”

qinmiaoyaoyaotou,tanxileyisheng。

“xiaolang,wozhidaonixihuanwo,xiangtaowohuanxin,danzuoren,haishixianshiyidianhao。nibushiwoxihuandeleixing,suoyi,biezaifeixinsile。”

xiaolangyizheng:“miaomiaonidaodixihuanshenmeyangdenanren?woyidinghuibianchengnixinmuzhongzuiwanmeideyangzi。”

“bubi,nizuozijijiuhao。”

qinmiaoxinfanyiluan,yijiaoyoumen,baomatisu,xiangqinfengdedingweikaiqu。

“jie,xiaolang,nimenlaile。”

qinfengcongshuhouzuanchulai,suiyidalegezhaohu。

tacongweicengjiaoguoyishengjiefu。

萧浪不以为然。

dajiuzishenmexingzi,tazaoyijingkantou。

yaoshitadeshouxia,zheiyangdezhazhazaojiubeidiuchuquweiyelangle。

qinmiaokanlekanxianchang,chadianbaozou。

“qinfeng,ni……nitaiburangrenshengxinle,zheimekuandemalu,nizenmejiu……ai,zheiciwandanle,weixiufeizhishaoershiwanyishang。”

秦妙感觉眼前一黑。

“zheishinimenkanzhechuli,wohexiaolixianshanle,baibai。”

budengqinmiaojixuma,qinfengyihexiaoliyijingzuanjincheli,fadongqichelikai。

**!

xiaolangmantouheixian,shuobuchuhualai。

“zheishilanbojini63tebieban,shoujiaqianwan。chetoujihusunhui,weixiufeiershiwanpashiyuanyuanbugou,fanwubeihuoxuchabuduo。”

xiaolangweiraozhecheshenzhuanleliangquan,jiweikendingdeshuodao。

qinmiaozhangdazuiba,dailidangchang。

“miaomiao,buyongdanxin,wolaichulijiuxingle。”

萧浪微笑。

“nilaichuli,niyongshenmechuli?nixiaoxiaoyigefuwuyuan,shenshanggangbengzidoumeijige,nizenmechuli?”

qinmiaobaofayibanjiangxiaolangtuikaihaojibu,bengkuidejiaodao:“doushini,nijiushigesaobaxing,zicongnihewojiehunzhihou,womenjiajiuyizhizoumeiyun。”

“nizou,nixianzaijiujiwozou,zoudeyueyuanyuehao,buyaolaifanwo。”

……

xiaolangmomokanzhedunxialiuleideqinmiao,zhengyaoanweijiju,muguangqueshikandaobuyuanchuzhanzhedeyidaoshenying。

tazuijiaobuyouqiaoqi,luchuleyisiweixiao。