窝囊废

江小北很想打人!

huoxuzhongshengzheizhongshiqing,shuochulaihenduorenjuedexuanhu,danshi,jiangxiaobeiquequeshishizhongshengle,bingqie,rangtazhongshengdehaishiyigejiaozuowujitianzundelaotouzi。

jiangxiaobeiduiwujitianzuntichulejigeyaoqiu,diyi,yaozhongshengzaiyigeyouqianrendeshenshang,dier,yaoyouyigepiaoliangdelaopo,disan,zijiyaozhangdefeichangdeshuaiqi。

zheisangeyaoqiu,busuanguofenba?

queshi,piaoliangdelaopoyoule,shenqingyuzhangdefeichanghaokan,shencai**,liandanmaoruotianxian,qizhichuzhongrunvwang。

qianyeyoule,yinweishenqingyushinanchuanshishenshijituandezongcai,shoulizuiqimayeyouhaojigeyi!

shuaiqi……zanxianbushuoshuaiqi,jiushuoshuo,neigelaotouzi,weishenmeyaoranglaozizhongshengzaiyigewonangfeideshenshang?

“jiangxiaobei,niduanzhefan,zijiyigerenzhaogejiaoluochiquba,womenzheizhuozishang,kebunengyouwonangfei!”

“jiushia,nikankan,nihechenshudoushizanmenshenjiadenvxu,keshi,weishenmechajujiuzheimedani?wonangchengnizheiyang,haihaoyisichifan,zheishimeilianmeipi!”

“renjiachenshubinihaixiaoliangsui,xianzaiyijingshizhurenyishile,keshinini?niliangongzuodouhaimeiyouzheluoma?”

“sheishuojiangxiaobeimeigongzuole?renjiazaijiaxiyizuofan,tuodijiaohua,zheiyeshigongzuoa!”

“zhenshibuzhidaodangchudagedasaozenmejiubaqingyujiajinizheizhongwonangfeile,yidianbenshidoumeiyou,zhengtianjiuzhidaochihewanle,jiajini,haiburujiajiyigeqigai!”

meigeyuedejintiandoushishenjiadejiayan,quanjiarenwulunduomang,doudehuidaoshenjialaozhaizipeilaoyezichiwanfan。

erjiangxiaobeidezhi,zheigehezijitongmingdewonangfei,heshenqingyujiehunleyiniandeshijianle,jihumeigeyuelaichiwanfan,doushizhongrendejiaodian。

dangran,shibeirenchaofenghexiluodejiaodian。

就像是刚刚那样。

erzuirangjiangxiaobeixiangbutongdeshi,zheishentideyuanxianzhuren,yetaitemedebuzhengqile,beirenxiluoleshiyigeyuele,jiusuanshiyikuaiyumunaodai,yebeijideduoshaoyoudianzuoweileba?

kerenjiani?yiranshimeitianchihewanle,shengyudeshijian,jiushizaijiasaodixiyifuzuofan,yade,wanquanjiushiyigejiatingfunan!

shuozhende,jiangxiaobeizhongshengdaozheigejiahuoshenshang,doujuedediurendiudaolaolaojiaqule。

“shushushenshen,nimenbunengzheimeshuo……”zheigeshihou,chenshuzhanchulaishuohuale,qianjitian,tashishenqingyutangmeidelaogong,qianjitianpogeshengjiweizhurenyishi,jintianzaishenjiadejiayan,gegeduitadoushikuajiangyoujia,xianzaizhenggerendoushipiaopiaorandezhuangtai。

“zheirengeyouzhi,renjiaxiaobeijiuxihuanxiyizuofan,zheiyebunengguaitama,zaishuole,dajiezhengtianzaiwaimianmangshiye,huijiayaoshiyourenjitazuohaofan,jitaxihaoyifu,zheiyeshiyizhongxingfuma。”

chenshuzuibashangbahuashuodehaoting,danshimingyanrenjiutingdechulai,zheijuhualimian,liandaizhebiaodianfuhaodoushiqiaobuqijiangxiaobei。

“nimenjuedezheiyanghenyouyisishiba?”zhengzaichifandeshenqingyu,bakuaiziyonglidewangzhuozishangyipai,kanzhezhongren,dao。“jiangxiaobeiwulunruheyeshiwodelaogong,nimenyaoshihaizheimeshuo,yihouzheijiayan,wojiubucanjiale!”

zuibashangsuiranzheimeshuo,danshixinlizeshigengjiaduijiangxiaobeiyaneleqilai,beirenchaofenglezheimejiu,haishimeiyouyidianzuowei,zhendejiuzheimebubalianmiandangyihuishima?

“xinglexingle,nimendoushaoshuoyidian。”zheigeshihou,shenjialaoyezishenquanbailebaishou,shuodao。“chenshua,nilaijiwokankan,wozheijitianzongganjuezijizheibeitengdelihai,nixianzaishizhurenyishi,kankanyoumeiyoushenmebanfa。”

“chenshushizhurenyishi,bingqiehaishipogeshengshangqude,ziranshiyouzheifangmiandebenshile。”chenshudezhangmuniang,yejiushishenqingyudeshenshen,cishideyideshuodao。

“chenshu,niyeshizanmenshenjiadenvxu,qujiyeyekankan,rangyeyejianqingyidiantongku,zheiyoubenshiderenjiushibuyiyang,bineixieshenmebenshidoumeiyou,jiuzhidaojirentianduderenqiangduole!”

shuohuadeshihou,yourenyoubamuguangkanxianglejiangxiaobei。

sihu,zaishenjiadewanyanshang,renheyigehuati,dounenggouchedaojiangxiaobeishigewonangfeideshiqingshanglai。

“**!”

jiangxiaobeijiuzhunbeifazuo,suiranzijibushitamenjifengdebenshenduixiang,danshizijixianzaiyezhongshengzaizheigejiahuoshenshangle,matajiushimawoa,zhiqiandejiangxiaobeibuyaolian,wohaiyaoa!

“nimenbuyaozongshibawohejiangxiaobeibijiaoma,nimenzheiyangbijiao,huirangwojuedehenmeiyoumianzide,jiusuanshiyaobijiao,yedezhaogeyoubenshiderenhewobiyibima。”chenshuzhanqishen,hehexiaozheshuodao。“yeye,lai,wojinikankan……”

chenshushuozhe,jiuchaozhelaoyezishenquanneibianzouqu。

shenqingyu,yijishenqingyudefumu,cishidoushichenzhelian,yiliandenankanzhise。

zheinvxu,zhendeshitaibuzhengqile,danfanshishaoweiyoudianbenshi,yebuzhiyumeicichifandeshihou,doubeirenzheimejifeng!

“yeye,ninzheiyaotongdemaobing,shiyinweiheninzhangqizuozhelianxishufayouguanxi,ninyihouyaoduoduohuodonghuodongshenzi。”chenshuxiaolexiao,dao。“lai,yeye,ninzhanqilai,wodaininzuojigexiaodongzuo,wobaozhengninzuowanzhihou,yaobumashangjiunengshushihenduo!”

“hao!”shenlaoyezihehexiaozhe,zhanqishen,genzhechenshukaishizuoqiledongzuolai。

“zheijigedongzuozuowan,yeyezhipalianzhandouzhanbulele!”

jiuzaichenshudaizhelaoyezizuolelianggedongzuozhihou,yigebuheshiyideshengyindunshichuanlai。

zhongrenniutouyikan,faxianjuranshijiangxiaobeikaikoushuohuale!

“jiangxiaobei,nishenmeyisi?”shenqingyudeshenshen,dunshichenzhelianchongjiangxiaobeihoudao。“nizijiyidianbenshidoumeiyou,haiganzhiyiwomenjiachenshu?nizheizhongrenjiushixinxiongxiaai,zijimeidianyong,jiukanbudebierenhao!”

“jiangxiaobei,nibushuohuabuxingme?”shenqingyuyeshiyiliannankandechongzhejiangxiaobeidishenghedao,renjiachaofengnideshihounibushuohuafanji,xianzaishuozheizhongsuanhuasunbieren,zhihuirangnigengjiadiulianhaobuhao?

“nimenyaoshibuxin,neijiudangwomeishuolou!”jiangxiaobeisongsongjianbang,wusuoweideshuodao。tahaodaiyeshixianzunzhongsheng,suiranzhongshengzhihouxianzundedabufenbenshidoumeiyoule,danshi,zhishihaishizainaozilimiandea。

jiranshixianzun,neijiuduirentigouzaoleruzhizhang,shuoshiyiweishenyiyejueduibuweiguo!

zheishenlaoyezibeitongshiyinweibeibujizhuicuowei,erbushijiandandezuojiulezhihoudaozhidesunshang,zheiyaoshijigedongzuoxiaqu,daozhijizhuicuoweiyanzhong,zhenggerenzhandouzhanbuzhile!

“haha……”chenshucishihahayixiao,dao。“youderen,zijimeibenshi,jiuxihuanzhiyibierendebenshi,yeye,lai,woshizheifangmiandezhuanjia,nigenzhewozuo,yaoshizheigewonangfeizhendeshuoduile,woyihuierbamingzidaozhexie!”

shenlaoyeziziranyebuhuixiangxinjiangxiaobeidehua,yushi,jiuzhaozhechenshudedongzuo,kaishizuoleqilai。

zhishi……sanfenzhongbudao。

“痛……”

shenlaoyezidebeibujiuchuanlaiyishenggezhideshengyin,suihou,shenlaoyezijiuyiliantongkudedanshouchengzheyizi,erlianshangdetongkuzhise,yuelaiyuezhong,doudadehanzhu,shunjianshenmanlezhengzhanglian!