第2章 遭遇前女友

“wojiaota……labixiaoxina。”yewendongyilianwugudikanzhezhangmuniang。

“siquezi,nidanglaoniangshishazi?buzhidaonixinlineidianxiaosuanpan。wozuihoujinggaoniyici,nizaiganjiaotazheigemingzizhanwobianyi,wolikerangwonvergennilihun,baninianchujiazu。nijinhouyexiuxiangzailingwomenjiayifenqianfenhong。”

yewendonganziyaoya:“lanxiaoxin,nizheizhimulaohuqirentaishen,nidangwoyuanyijinidangshangmennvxu?yaobushikanzaiyuqingdeqingfenshang,wozaogennifanlianle。”

yewendongxinlifahen,lianshangyiranpeizhexiaoshuo:“ma。nibieshengqi,nidejiaohui,woyidinglaojizaixin。yougeshigennishuo……”

lanxiaoxinbengzhelianshuo:“youhuajiushuo,jiupijiufang,shibushiyouyaojieqian?”

yewendongdiandiantou,shuo:“womeimeijiubingfufa,yiyuanshuobixujinxingdiercishoushu,xuyaowushiwan。babadangchudayingwo,lainijiachongxijiangliwushiwanjiangjinde……”

lanxiaoxinyitingjiuhuole,“pei!yewendongnihaiyaobuyaolian,nimeimeiqunianzuoshoushu,wushiwanshoushufeisheijinide?haibushiwonver。”

“haiyou,zheiyinianlainichiwojia,hewojia。yangzheyigebingyangzimeimei,hualewomenjiaduoshaoqian?nizijihaohaosuansuan。”

“niyouyaowushiwan?nandaonibuzhidaogongsijiukuaidaobile?weilechouqian,nibalianyefeijingcheng,disanxiasidaochuqiuren。nimeinengnaichuquchouqian,fandaogenjialiyaoqian?mendoumeiyou。feiwu!nixianbagougoujiwohaohaoxiganjing。ruoburan,xiageyuejiuqiaduannidefenhong。”lanxiaoxinmawanniuzhefeitunzoule。

“suanle,genzheizhongbujiangdaolidenvrenshengqimeiyiyi。”yewendongtankouqiditoujigouxizao。

“yewendong,baxijiaoshuidaole,dibantuoganjing。”suyuqingxiawanmingling,jiemeiliangyiqishangloushuijuequle。

zuowansuoyoujiawu,yewendongqishangzixingchegandaoyiyuan,zhaodaomeimeidezhuzhiyishizhongzhuren,qiqiushuo:“zhongzhuren,nengbunengzaijiwoliangtianshijian?woyidingbaqianchoudao。”

zhongzhurenmianlunanseshuo:“buxinga。womenyouguidingde。niyijingtuoqianbaqiankuaiqianyiyaofeile。jintianshizuihouqixian,choubudaoqian,wozhinengjitatingyaole。”

yewendongzhidao,meimeiyidantingyaoshengmingjiuwufabaozhang,taxinzhongyizhensuanchu,humuzhizhongleiguangshanxian,“zhongzhuren,qiuqiuni,biejiwomeimeitingyaoa。”

“qiutameiyong,qiuwocaiguanyong!”yigegaoaodeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。

yewendongyihuitou,menkouzoujinlaiyinanyinv,shuohuadenanzixiangmaochoulou,getoubuzuyimiqi,yizhanghamazuihaiguazhehalazi。quechuanleyishenshuwanyuandemingpaixizhuang。shouwanshangdaizheshijiwandelaolishishoubiao。

nvdewuguanjingzhi,baiseshaqun,shencaiena,tabushibieren,zhengshizijideqiannvyouzhonglishi。

“xiaoshi,jingranshini?”yewendongjingqidishuo,shenchushouxianghezhonglishiwoshou。

zhonglishilengxiaoyixia,yanfandihoutuiyibu,jifengshuodao:“yewendong,wozaojiukanchunishigemeichuxidehuose。xingkuibenguniangmingzhi,zaozaogennifenshou。nixianzai,weilejiwankuaiqiandeyiyaofei,beinanzhuleba?wojinijieshaoyixia,zhongzhurenshiwodebaba!jintianshiwobadeshengri!”

“zhongzhurenshinifuqin?”yewendongjingyadishuodao。

zhonglishigaoaodidiandiantou,youshuo:“zheishiwodenanpengyoukongxiangwu。tababashihonghekaifagongsidezongjingli。taheyuanzhangshitiegemenni。”

yewendongxinzhongshengqiyituanxiwang,“xiaoshi,ninengbunengbangwogennibashuoshuo,kuanxianjiri,wobaozhengbayiyaofeicouqi。yaoshitingyao,womeimeihuiyoushengmingweixiande。”

yewendongrenwei,zijihezhonglishihaodaiyouguoyiduanganqing,rujinzijiyounan,duitalaishuo,jushouzhilao,tazongbunengxiushoubuguanba。

sheiliao,zhonglishilengmodishuo:“heng,yezhiyaoneigeqiongnizidejianming,jiushiyizhilouyi!tabushiyizhikanbuguanwoma,tashisishihuogenwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

kongxiangwushangxiaduanliangleyewendongjiyan,lengxiaoshuo:“yewendong,wotingxiaoshishuoqiguoni。nihaoxiangjirenjiadangleshangmennvxuba?zhenteniangmeiguqi。buguo,kanzaixiaoshideqingfenshang,nimeimeideshoushufeiwokeyibangnichu。wushiwan,duiwolaishuoweibuzudao……”

yewendongdaxi,yebugubushanggangcaizhonglishiduizijidexiuru,ganjidishuo:“kongxiansheng,nizhenshidashanren。woyidingjizhunidedaendade,nifangxin,zheibiqianwoyidinghuihaijini。”

kongxiangwubaibaishou,sixiaofeixiaoshuo:“yewendong,wotingshuofanshijirenjiadangshangmennvxuderen,doushisongbao,meiguqidaojia。jintianwojiushixiangkankan,nimenzheileirenjiujingmeiguqidaoshenmedibu。”

“gangcaiwoshuoguo,nimeimeidewushiwanshoushufei,wochule。buguo,niyaozaizheierjiwoxiagui,ketoujiaowoyishengdie。heihei,zenmeyang?”

“ni,qirentaishen……”yewendongmeixiangdao,kongxiangwujingrantichuzheiyangdetiaojianwuruziji,tahendeyaoyaqiechi,shuangquanjinwo。nushizhekongxiangwu。

yipangdezhonglishishuodao:“yewendong,nixiangganshenme?biewanglewobabashiyiyuandezhuren,wobabayijuhua,nimeimeideshoushujiuzuobucheng,tazhinengdengsi。”

yewendonglengjingleyixia,xiangqishenhuanzhongbingdemeimei,xinzhongbushiziwei。

zhonglishiaomandishuodao:“yewendongnibenlaijiushigemeichuxidefeiwu,beirenqifuzheimejiu,niconglaimeifankangguo。bujiushixiaguima?youshenmedabulede!niganjinguia,nimeimeijiuyoujiulea。nandaonirenxinkanzhenimeimeisi?”

yewendongxinrudaojiao,beitamenyiqixiluo,zijibeiweidezhenjiurutongyizhigou!

kongxiangwufeichangxiangkandaonvpengyoudeqianrenxiangzijiquxixiagui,taqishibirenshuo,“yewendong,ganjinjiwoxiagui,jiaodie。woshuohuasuanshu,baozhengrangzhongzhurenjinimeimeizhunbeishoushu。”

yewendongyaguanjinyao,shuangquanjinwo,kongxiangwuhezhonglishidezheizhongqururangtashizainanyirenshou。

“ge,nibuneng!”turan,yezhiyaochuxianzaibangongshimenkou。

shenchuanbinghaofudeyezhiyaoshencaimiaotiao,suiranyilianbingyangyang,quenanyiyanshitadejuedairongyan。yezhiyaobingbushiqinmeimei。yewendongshijishangshiyigeguer。henxiaodeshihou,beirenyiqi,diuzaimangmangxuedi。yaobushiyaoyaobamajiuleta,tazaojiudongsile。

liunianqian,yichangchehuodaizouleliangweishanliangdeenren,suihou,yaoyaoyouchachuhuanlebaixuebing。yangfumudezaizaozhiendayushan,yinci,yewendongweilezhengjiuyaoyao,renrufuzhongdanglesujiadeshangmennvxu。

“bamazaishideshihou,jingchangjiaoyuwomen,jielaizhishibunengyao。nanerxixiayouhuangjin,nizenmenengzheiyangzuojianziji,qiqiutamen?”

“ge,wodebingbukanle。”

yewendongbiziyisuan,zhanqilaishuodao:“yaoyao,nideshentitaixuruole,kuaiqubingfangqu,zheierdeshibuyongniguan。”

yezhiyaoyuqijianjuedishuo:“ge,niruoshizaiqiutamen,wojiuyitouzhuangsinimianqian。wojiushisi,yebuyuankandaonizheiyangzi。”