第二章 入侵地球

shufudeshenlegelanyao,luoteqishen,kanzheguizhiwuwaimiandedahai,renbuzhuweiweidediandiantou,zheilibidongmanzhonghaimeia,guixianrenzheigelaoseguihaizhenshihuixiangshou。

luotebenjiugushenyiren,zaozaitaxiaodeshihoufumujiuyijingnulingbiandang,zheimeduonianlaiyizhidoushiyigerengukulingdingdeshenghuo,xianzaituranjianduolezheimeduopengyou,yishijianrangtagandaoshifendexingfu。

tingzhemenwaiguixianrendezhenzhenjinghu,luotexiangyebuxiangjiuzhidaoneigelaoseguiyidingzaikanhuangseshukanni。jingguoyiduanshijiandexiuyang,tadeshangyijinghaodeqiqibabale。tadasuanxianqubaozishankankan,ranhoujiuzhunbeixiulian。yiniandeshijianshuozhangbuzhangshuoduanyebuduan,tayaozhuajinyiqiekeyiliyongdeshijiancaixing。

saiyarenteyoudebeidongshizaibinlinsiwangdeshihouhuifunenglijiuhuiyueqiang,jingguoshangcisiwangdeweixiezhihou,luotemingxiandeganjuedaozijideliliangbiandegengqiangle,zhishitahaishimeiyouwanquandejiayuzijideliliang,jiuhaoxianghezijibianhuanshentizhihoudejiniuduizhangyiyang,haixuyaoduojiaxunliancaixing。

“筋斗云!”

zailuotedezhaohuanxia,yiduojinhuangsedeyuncaihuaguotianji,daoletadejiaoxia。suiranxianzaitayijingxuehuiwukongshule,dantahaishixiangtiyanyixiachengzuojindouyundeganjue。

luoteqingqingyiyuejiuzuozailejindouyunshang,meiyoudiaoxiaqu,kanlaizijidexinhaishichunjiede。taweiweisonglekouqi,chaozhebaozishandefangxiangfeileguoqu。

suiranhouqijindouyundesudugenbenbugoukan,danshixianzaijindouyunhaishihenkuaide。meiguoduojiu,luotejiudaolebaozishan。sihushiqianyishilihaiyouwukongdejiyiyiyang,tameiyoumilu,zhijiejiuguolaile。

kanzhelinzhongdexiaowu,luoteshenshendexileyikouqi。qishitacixingdemudehenjiandan,bijingjinhoudeyiniandouyaomangzhexunlian,suoyitaxiangchenzheigejihuihuilaikankan。

zhideyitideshi,xianshishenghuozhongdeluoteyijingdanshenleershiduonianle,erqiqisuiranhoulaibianchengledama,danshixianzaiquehaishiyanzhidianfeng,neiyanzhi,neishenduanjianzhile……xiangdaozheili,luotejiurenbuzhuqixueshangyong,xiangchenzheigejihuiwencunyixia。

zoudaolemenkou,tashenchushougangxiangqiaomen,turanmenfachuyishengjuxiang,luoteyanjishoukuaiganjinshandaoleyibian,zhijianyigepangrandawucongmenzhongfeilechulai。luotedingjingyikan,feichulaidebushibieren,zhengshitadelaozhangrenniumowang。

zainiumowangfeichulaizhihou,yigeyishenlanyi,yangmaokeai,shencaimiaotiaodenvrencongwuzhongzoulechulai。zhijiantaqingxiudelianshangxiemanlenuhuo,luoterenbuzhuzhenzhenxinxu,guoran,baoqideqiqicaishilongzhushijiedezuiqiangzhe。

niumowangpaleqilai,jiandaoluote,jimangshuodao:“wukong,nihuilaila?”

“yo,haojiubujianla!”luotexiaohehedeshuodao,“qiqizheibianwolaichuli,ninxianhuiquba。”

niumowangdiandiantou,yiliuyandelikaile。suiranshitadenver,danshifaqihuolaizijikeshizhenbuzhude。

niumowangzouhou,luotezhangkaishuangshou,xiaoyinyindeshuo:“qiqi,wohuilaila!”

huayinweiluo,luotejiuganjuebudui,jinjiezhetabiantingdaoleqiqidenuhousheng。

“wukong!buermagaosuwowufanbeibikedaizoule,nijiwojieshiqingchu!”

luotejimangbaibaishou,shuodao:“qiqi,zheijianshinitingwojieshi,lailailai,womenxianjinwu。”yibianxiaozhe,yibianbaqiqituijinlewuzi。

“qiqi,nibuyongdanxin,wufanbuhuiyoushide,bikebushihuairen。”

qiqijinwozheshuangshouzuozaizuoweishang,kelianbabadeyanshenlimianxiemanleweiqu。luoteyishixinruan,shenchushou,qingqingdebaqiqilouzaihuaizhong。

ganshouzhehuaizhongdewenruan,luoterenbuzhulianseyihong。ershiduonianmeiyouwenguonvrenxiangdetarenbuzhuyizhenmili。taguishishenchadeshenchushou,xiangyaobaqiqibaoqilai。

kejiuzaicishi,luoteqingxingleguolai。shenweizhandouminzudetaduiweixianyichangdemingan,cishitamingquedeganshoudao,yigujudadeweixianzhengzaiyunniang,zheiguganjuezhengshilaiyuanyuhuaizhongdeqiqi。

“wodewufantayidinghuixuehuaide,tajueduihuixuehuaide。gaisi,gaisi,wukong,douguaini,douguaini,a!”qiqiyibianziyanziyu,yibianyunniangzheqishi,zuizhong,luotehetalaozhangrenyiyang,yitongyangdezishifeichuqude。

luotezhiganjuetoutengyulie,ganggangxintoudexiangfayezaicishiyanxiaoyunsan。tahedelianjindouyundoulaibujizhaohu,yigewukongshujiufeililezheili。

“hu,zhendehaoxian。meixiangdaoqiqibidonghuazhongdehaiyaoqianghanni。”luotexinyouyujideshuodao。

sisuozaisan,luotejuedingxianqubuermadejiazhong。kejifadadebuermajiazukeyizhizaochuzhonglixiulianshi,jiranzanshimeiyoubanfaqujiewangxingxuedejiewangquanheyuanqidan,haiburuxianbazijideshentilianqiangcaixing。

dadingzhuyizhihou,tazhuantoujiuwangbuermajiadefangxiangfeiqu。

zuoweilongzhushijiedeshoufu,buermajiadebieshushixiangdangqipaide。dengwukongdaodeshihou,buermazhengzaiwaimianhebulifusiboshiliaotian。

“sun,nilailea。”jianluoteguolai,buermareqingdedazhezhaohu。

“hai,buerma,kelintamenni?”

buermaxiaodao:“tamena,weileyinianzhihoudezhandouteyiquxiulianle。”

luotexiangqilaile,juqingqueshishizheimefazhande。suirantamenjingguoleyiniandexiulian,danshijiejuhaishiquandouzhansile,henshibeizhuang。

buguo,jiranzijimeisi,tajiubuhuirangzijidepengyouzaizijideyanqiansiqu。suiranganqingbushen,danshijichenglesunwukongdeshenti,jiuyaojindaotayinggaijindeyiwu,chengdanqibaoweidiqiu,baohupengyoudezeren。

jiandandehanxuanguohou,luotedaochulecixingdemude。bulifusiboshitingwanwukongdexiangfazhihou,chensileyihuishuodao:“keyishikeyi,xianzaizheizhongjishuyijingyoule,woshaoweigaijinyixiajiuhaole。”

tingwanzheihua,luotekaixindeshuodao:“neizhenshixiexienile,boshi。”

“buguonitichudeyibaibeizhonglixianzaiwohaizuobudao,yinweimeiyouzugoujiankudecailiao,suoyihennanchengdandeqizheimedadezhongli,xianjindetiaojianzuiduoyejiushiwushibeizuoyou。”

jidezaiyuanzhuzhong,zheigeshihougenbenmeiyounenglizaochuzheimexianjindezhonglixiulianshi,buguomeiguanxi,wushibeiyegouyongle,xianbazijideshentisuzhitishangquzaishuo。

dangwan,xiulianshixuyaojitiandeshijiancainengwancheng,luotejiuzaibuermajializhuxiale。benlaiduiyuluotezhuxiazheijianshibuermadexinzhongshiyiqiangeyiwangebuyuanyide,ruguobeiqiqizhidaole,neitafeidebatajiajishaolebuxing。keshiluoteshuochuleshiqingdeyanzhongxing,ruguobunengshunlidabaiyinianhouruqindiqiudenapahebeijita,neidiqiushangderen,jiangyigeyehuobuxialai。

tingwenzheihua,buermayejiumeiyouyijianle。

haohandeyuzhouzhong,zaiyigechongmansiqidexingqiushang。

napazouleguolai,shuodao:“ladizineigejiahuohaoxiangyijingsile。”

beijitacishimianwubiaoqing,tazuozaiyidaqunwaixingrenshitidezhongjian,nazheyikuaixuelinlindeshengrou,zhengdakoudakoudechizhe。

“beizhandoulizhiyoujibaideduishoudabai,ladizizheigejiahuozhenshidiuguanglewomensaiyarendelian!buguo,tazuihouliuxiadexiaoxidaoshihenyouyisi。”

tingwanbeijitadehua,napadeyanshenzhongshanguoyisichayi,wendao:“nishizhineigejiaolongzhudedongxima?nixiangyongtafuhuoladizi?”

beijitarengdiaoshouzhongdeshiwu,paipaishou,lengkudeshuodao:“fuhuoneigefeiwu?nishizaishuoxiaoma。”

tataiqitou,kanzheqiheideyekong,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,yanshenlimiandaizheyisicanrendemuguang。

“xuyuanjiwomenbusizhiquruhe?zheiyangfulisaneigejiahuojiubuganduiwomenzhishouhuajiaole。”

beijitazaojiukanbuguanfulisaduizijidetaidule,tabiaomianshangzhuangzuofucongdeyangzi,xinliquezaojiuqilefanxin,zhishiyinweishilichajuguoda,suoyitacairenqitunsheng。ruguoyoulelongzhudejiacheng,taxiangxinzijidekeyijibaifulisaa。

“haha,haozhuyibeijita。zouba,weilewomensaiyarendexiwang,womenxianzaijiuqudiqiu!”

beijitadiandiantou,liangrenzoujinyuzhoufeichuan,shedinghaoleluxian。yinweikeyishezhishuimianmoshi,suoyijishishizhangdayiniandetaikonglvxing,liangrenyebuhuijuedewuliao。

“neime,yinianhouzaijianle。”

liangdaoguangmangshanguo,beijitahenapa,huaizheyexin,jiuwangdiqiuerqu。

一个礼拜之后……

“boshi,zhonglixiulianshihaimeiyouzuohaoma?”

yishenfuzhongzhuangbeideluotemantoudahandechuxianzailebulifusidemianqian,taganggangjieshuxunlian。suiranxiulianshihaimeiyouwancheng,danshizheijitianluotekeshisihaomeiyoufangsongzijideduanlian。meitianfuzhongyiwangefuwocheng,yiwangeyangwoqizuodengdeng,liandexiangdangcaiqijing。

ruoshihuanzaizhiqian,luotedangranbunengzuozheiyangdexunlian,keshizicongfushendaosunwukongshenshangzhihou,luoteshenshendeganshoudaolezheijuroutilimianyunhandeqiangdadeliliang。

buermaduiluotedezhuangtaihenshidanxin,suiranzhiqianwukongshiyigewuchi,naozilixiangdechuledajiajiushidajia,danshixiangxianzaizheiyangyimenxinsideliangonghaishidiyici。

ladizicengjingshuoguo,saiyarenshizhandouminzu,zaijianshidaolesaiyarendeqianghanhexionghenzhihou,buermakaishiyouxiedanxinwukonghuibuhuiyehuibaolutadebenxing。buguohaihao,zhishaoxianzaikanlai,tahaishizhanzaidiqiuzheiyibiande。

yanguizhengchuan,bulifusicaleyibahan,duiluoteshuodao:“datishangyijingwanchengle,xianzaijiushengyulesheshihaimeiyouzuohaole。”

luotewunaidenaonaotou,hanxiaodao:“boshi,woyoubushiyaozaizheilidujia,zheixiejiubuyongleba。”

zhanzaixiulianshidemenkou,luoteshenshendexileyikouqizhunbeijinqu,jiuzaizheishi,buermashuodao:“sun,dengyixia。”

luotetingxiajiaobu,huitouwendao:“youshenmeshimabuerma?”

“nibuyongzheimepinming,kelintamenyezaitianshenneilinulidexiulianni,daoshihoutamenyidingnengbangshangnide。nibuyaoyoutaidadeyali,zhidaolema?”

luotekanzhebuermaqingchedeyanjing,tashizaishibuxiangbacankudexianshigaosuta。yinianzhihou,chuleta、wufanhekelindengren,zzhanshixianxiequanmie。ruguotabunulixiuliandehua,diqiujiuwandanle。