第3章
yunxishuangmouwangxiangtiankongdechanei，yishuangniaoerzhanchicongtoudingfeiguo。
renruoshishengyouchibanggaiduohao，neiyangdehua，tadagaiyebuhuizaisongxingqiaomianqianshuaigesiyangbachale。
丢人啊！
怎么办？
buganxindeyaoyunxi，pinminghuiwuzheshuangbei，zuozuihoudezhengzha。
千钧一发！
huranyaojianyinuan，yishuangdashoukankantuozhuleta，shenziqingyingyingtingzaibankong。
toudingshangfangshisongxingqiaoneizhangyingxiudelian，wuliuliudedayanjing，hanzhexiaoyizhengwangzheta。
shifataiguoturan，yunxinaoziyipiankongbai，huanghujianjingranfenbuqingzheishixianshihaishimengjing。
dengmianerjinghuangzhepaoguolaifuta，tafangcaihuiguoshenlai，shoumangjiaoluanzhanqishen，tuilidaoyipang，chuimougongshou，canghuangdaoxie。
yaojiangezheyiliaobeitachupengdaodedifang，tangdeheren。
liandaizhehunshendeliqi，fangfoyebeichouganleyiyang。
taliangxifaruan，zhandouzhanbuwen，mianerfuzheta，zhupulianglangbeidiwangshanxiazou。
songxingqiaowangzhetadebeiying，yangshenggaohan：“shidixiaoxinxie。”
duanduanwugezi，rangtashuodebaizhuanqianhui，yourenxinjing。
yunxijiaoxialieju，chadianzaicihuadao。
tanaohendibilebiyan，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“wodeshier，laofanshididuofeixin。”
neixiaoziguyirangtanankan。
yunxiyuezouyuekuai，taoyesidebenxiangshanmen。
songxingqiaowangzhetadebeiying，buzhibujue，xiaoyijiashen。
zhangxinhuani，renbuzhutaishouzaishanpaoshangcengleceng，cengwanyoujuehouhui，xiaoxinyiyibaliangshoushendaobiduan。
zhangxinfangforanshangyixiang，rangrenxinshendangyang。
yuanxianbuganquedingdecaice，jiuzaigangcaineiyike，fangfodoudedaolezhengshi。
taxinzhongqiexi，youshengchujudadeqidai，chiwangzhetadebeiying，zhidaotadengcheshichulaoyuan，fangcaishijieershang。
tamanbuwanghuizou，xiangqilianggeyuezhiqiandeyimu，buyougouqilechunjiao。
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jinruliuyue，tianqiredechuqi，meirizhongwufuzimenyaowushui。
yizhongxuezixianlaiwushi，biantoutoujiebandaohoushanshuitanglinaliangxishui。
qingchunzhengshengdeshaonianlang，zhengshitanwandenianji，xingqiaoyebuliwai。
yourenyaoqingta，tabianxinrandaying。
neirizhongwu，qiahaojiandaoyaojiananpazaizhuoshangfadai，chuyuhaoxinbianyao“ta”yitongqianwang。
sheizhi，xingqiaogangyikaikoubiantonglemafengwo。
yaojiananneizhanglian，shunjianbaileyouhong，hongleyoubai，genchangxiside。
meimuzhijianyeshilewangrideshuzhan，hengmeilimu，genkanchourensidedengzhexingqiao。
“wocaibuquni。qingtianbairi，langlangqiankun，guangzhebeibangxishuiwanle，chenghetitong？fuziruoshizhidaole，bidingfanimen。rihouruogaozhongzhuangyuan，bierenxiantanshi，shuoqizheidengchoushi，yeshimobudiaodeheilishi。woquansongshixiong，moyaotantuyishiliangkuai，zuochuchoushi，yihanzhongshen。”
xishuieryi，bingfeimaiguo，yefeitouren，zenmejiuchengchoushile？
buqujiubuqu，ganmashanggangshangxian。
songxingqiaobeimadegouxuelintou，queyoubuzhigairuhefanbo。
yaoshipingchang，sheiyaoganrucimata，gaodiyaolilunyifande。
keyanqiandeyaojianan，wenruoxiuqi，nuqihengsheng，rangtamomingxiangqixiaoshihouyangdeneizhilihualai。
xiaodongximeihuibeitadoujile，bianhunshenzhazhemao，chongtahaqi。
姚见安亦是如此。
xingqiaobuguangmeishengqi，fanerxiangxiao。
suanle，bugenxiaojiahuoyibanjianshi，songxingqiaorenxiayikouqi，haoyanhaoyugenjianandaoleqian。
jiananbuqu，xingqiaojuedexishuihaoxiangyemeineimeyouqule。bierenzaiyaotashi，yedouhuijuediao。
zineirizhihou，songxingqiaobianluoxiayigemaobing，dushuzhiyu，changhuibuzijueguanzhuyaojianan，dui“ta”deyiqiedougandaohaoqi。
daliang“ta”guoyushouruodeshenzi，balanshanchuanchengdapaozi；
duanxiang“ta”baijingrouruandeshuangshou，xiangnvrenchangnagaozhiyanghuderouti；
shenshi“ta”guoyujingzhidemeiyan，xiuqidexianggenvren。
哼，娘娘腔！