第1章
正午。
澜江市，市郊。
“keke，meixiangdaojinjinshidapokongjianbizhangdidazheili，jiusunhaolewojinjiuchengxiuwei。”
zhoufanpengtougoumian，kanqilaiwubilangbei。
yaoshiyourenluguo，zhibudingyiweishigefengyanfengyudeqigai。
danzhiyouzhoufanzijiqingchu，tagenbenbushizheifangshijiederen。
tacongyuwaixiuxianjiechuanyueerlai，huafeirucidadedaijia，jiushiyaowanchengshifujiaodaidesanjianshi。
“tuer！neifangdalurujinsuilingqixibo，danweishiyunyoushi，cengfaxianqiweigenguqijiadenvwa，bianbangnilixialeqifenhunyue，jinhouchenghunshuangxiu，kezhunidengxianyuhua！”
“qier，nishiweishiziyoujianlaide，zheimeduonianlainiyizhihaoqizijideshenshizhimi，rujinqulefanjie，nikezixingdiaocha。”
“zuihou！weishixiaoyaotiandijian，keyishuomeiduibuqirenheren，duduxinhuaikuijiude，bianshinineigukuwuyideshiniangle，niruoyouxin，daiweishihaohaozhaogutaba，yesuanshibangweishilequezheiyizhuangyinguo。”
师傅的话犹在耳边。
sanjianshiqing，yijianbiyijianzhongyao。
zheiyeshiweishenmezhoufanbuxisunhaoxiuwei，yeyaohuidaozheilideyuanyin。
buzhidaoxiuweihuifu，haixuyaoduojiu。
danjibiantarujinzhishengyichengxiuwei，daduoshuputongrenzaitayanli，yeyijiushilouyibandecunzai。
“zheifanjiededoushi，guozhenfanhua！”
“haiyouzheixieguniang，zeze......chuandezhensaoa！”
zhoufanxingzouzailanjiangdaqiaoshang，yanjingzhigougoudedaliangzhesizhou，henbudejiangnaodaidoutieguoqu。
可就在此时。
远处传来一声惊呼。
嘭！
jiujianyiliangbaisemashaladi，hengchongzhizhuangxiajingranzhijiechongpoleweilan，jingzhiluojinlexiamiandetaotaojiangshuizhong，xianqijudadelanghua。
“wanle！chuchehuole！”
“zenmeban？ganjindadianhuabaojinga！”
zhouweilurenhedebuzhisuocuo，yourenyijingtaochuleshouji。
zhoufanjianzhuang，meiyousihaoyouyu，zhijiepaodaoleweilanbianshang，duizheneifantengbuxidejiangshui，jiuyigemengzizhalejinqu。
“**！zheirenbuyaominglema？”
“zheikeshiyouershiduomigaoa，tasongsibucheng？”
zhouweirenjieshiyifunanyizhixinzhise。
哗啦——
binglengdejiangshuishunjianbaoguozhulezhoufanquanshen，zhijiantakuaisuyoudaoleneiliangbaisemashaladipangbian，yibajiangchemenbianzhuailexialai。
cheneinvrenyijingwanquanxianrulehunmi，zhoufanmeiyouchiyi，danshoujiangtabaozhu，zheicaichaozheanbianyouqu。
shanganzhihou，zhoufanjiangnvrenpingfangzailedishang。
daqiaoshangyijingweilewushuren，cikejiandaozheiyimu，dunshibaofachuyizhenjinghu。
“**！zhendejiuchulaile！”
“哥们牛逼啊！”
zhoufandaliangzhemianqianxianruhunmidenvren
tahunshenshitou，xiufajintiezhebaixideliandan，jiaohaodemianrongshangxiumeiweiweicuqi，manmiaodeshenzigengshiruoyinruoxian。
“hanqiruti，zaibujiuzhipashihuiluoxiabinggen。”
zhoufanzhoulezhoumei，jiujiantadanshouyifan，jimeijinzhendunshiluoruzhangxin，erhoufenhaobuchadicirulezhongting、shanzhong、yutang、zigongdengxueweizhizhong。
kezhoufanganggangzuowanzheixie，tabianhurantiaoletiaomei。
“meixiangdaojingranhaishigexuanmuyinti，guaibudehuihaohaodexianruhunmi，bale！jiurenjiudaodi，songfosongdaoxi。”
ruoshihuanzuobieren，duiyuzheixuanmuyintiziranshihaowubanfa，dankuidezheixiaoniuyudaolezhoufan，zheidianmafanduiyutaeryanbuguoshixinshounianlai。
可以这么说。
cijianfanjie，yishushangwurennengchuqiyou！
zhoufankanlekanmianqianchenyuluoyandeluoshuimeiren，shoubiankaishidongshoujieqitadeyikoulai：“guniang，dezuile！”
可谁料。
zhoufanganggangcirusanzhen，mianqiandenvrenjiuhuanhuanxingleguolai。
yingruchengxiaoxiaoyanliande，shiyizhanglvexianshuaiqidenianqingmiankong，erhaimeidengtakaikouxunwen，tayuguangbianluozailezijibeijiekaideyikoushang。
“啊！臭流氓！”
chengxiaoxiaoqiaolianweihong，yaoyabianyibazhangchouleguoqu。
zhoufanlimaduokai，ganjinchushengdao：“wei！nizheirenzenmebushihaodai，wojiuleni，nijuranhaidawo？”
救人？
chengxiaoxiaoweiweiyizheng，buguoyixiangdaozijiganggangbeizheigenanrenkanguangleshenzi，jiurenbuzhuxiunuchusheng。
“guicaixinnidehua，nayoujiurentuobierenyifude！”
“wokannijiushigeemo、liumang！”
zhoufanpielepiezui，shunshouquhuiyinzhen：“qie！aixinbuxin，jirannibuxiangxin，neiwoyelandeduoguanxianshile。”
“niquna！buzhunzou！”
“kanwobubaojingzhuani，nigedaemo！”
kanzhezhoufanxiaosaliqudebeiying，chengxiaoxiaoqidezhiduojiao。
没过多久。
yipaiheisedebenchijiaoche，wenwentingzaileyanjiangdadaoshang，shiduomingbaobiaodecuyongxia，yiduizhongnianfufulikejidongbuyidipaoleshangqian。
“baobeinver，nimeishiba？”
xujuanleiliumanmiandijiangchengxiaoxiaobaozaihuaili。
chengxiaoxiaoyaoleyaotou，suijiqifenshuodao：“womeishi，buguoganggangyougeren......”
suijibianjianggangcaideshiqingshuoleyibian。
tingdaozijianverchadianbeizhanlebianyi，chengguotaodunshiyiliannurong：“shenme！ganqifuwochengjiadeqianjin，wokantashihuodebunaifanle！”
就在这时。
“等等！”
zhengzaijichengxiaoxiaobamaidesirenyishenghurandengdaleyanjing，jinjiezhebianyongyizhongguguaideshengyinshuodao：“daxiaojiedejiuji，jingranhaoledaban，zheishizenmehuishi？”
什么？
chengguotaoliansedabian，chengxiaoxiaoziyouhuanyoujiuji，xunyiwenzhenwushu，kedoushimeibanfagenzhi，jiulianchengjiaqinglaizuihaodesirenyisheng，yezhinengbangqihuanjiebingzheng。
talianmangzhuiwen：“guainver，zheiyeshineiweiqingnianzuode？”
chengxiaoxiaoyouyuzhedianlediantou：“yinggai......shiba。”
“tianna！wodeguainver，niganzoudenashiliumanga，fenmingshijiulenixingmingdegaorena！ruguozhenrunisuoshuo，tazhishishaoshaoshilejizhen，bianjiangnidejiujizhiyudaban，neimecirenjianzhishidangshishenyia！”
xujuanjidongbuyi，benyiweinverdebingyijingzaiwuhuizhuanyudi，meixiangdaorujinjingranchuxianleyixianxiwang。
什么？
程潇潇愣在了原地。
nanbuchengneigejiahuo，ganggangzhendeshizaijiuta？
chengguotaodangjizhuanshen，duizheshouxiarenfenfudao。
“快！马上去查！”
“yongjinyiqieshouduan，yeyaobaneiweigaorenjiwoqinghuilai！”