第4章 喂小绿茶喝马桶水(2141字)

qingchen,ruanenenzhunbeiqugongsi,kanjianruanmeidabandehuazhizhaozhandicongwaimianjinlai。

tashenshangchuanzhede,shimamasongtadeshijiusuishengriliwu,qingleguowaideruiershejishihaoshiyigeyuedingzhidelanyuelifu。

ruanenenmiqilepiaoliangdetaohuayan。

zheiruanmeihaizhenshicesuolidadenglong,zhaosi。

“ruanenen,nichulai!yeyeshuole,nineigelaogongyouwenti,rangwoguolaipanwenyixia!”

ruanmeizuowanyizhimeishuizhe,zongjuederuanenenzheigelaogonghenbuduijing,zhangdezheimeshuai,shencaiyoubimotehaihao,yishenjinguilengaodeqizhi,taxiangdeweilidoufansuanle。

jinzaoqupeiyeyechizaocan,minglianlitixingyeyelouyanhuibuhuiyouwenti。

zheibu,tazongsuankeyidangzheruanenendemian,baozuowandeyierguangzhichou。

louyanchuanshangjiandankuanshideheisechenyixiku,shoulilinzhediannaobao,zhenggerenkanzheqinglietingba,yingjunbiren。

ruanenenmeirenzhu,duokanleliangyan。

louyanbenxiangcengche,genlaopoyiqiqushangban。

meixiangdaohuizhuangjianyigesaoshounongzidenvrenzaiduilaopochuyanbuxun。

tazoushangqian,yimijiudeshengaonianyaguoqu,ruanmeiyaozhechun,jiaodidide:“yeyedanxinnishenfenyouwenti,xianzainigenwozou,womenliangqu**shezuogechazhengba。”

shuowan,tashenchushou,yongyizhongfengqingdezitaiyaoqulalouyan。

ruanenenshuangshouhuanbaozhe,dasuankanlouyanzenmezuo。

louyanhoutuiyibu,sangyinlengdan,“wobupengzangdongxi。”

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tayuanbenyetinghuaiyitadeshenfen,danqinglebutongde**diaochalejici,doumeiwenti,tacaipinyongde。

meixiangdaotachulechengshudongshi,haiyoujiepi,haidushe。

ruanmeiqiji,“niganxianqiwo?”

“bayifutuole。”ruanenenlengliedao。

“什么?”

“zheiyifushiwode,nibuwenziqujiushitou,shiyaozijituoni,haishiwobaojing,zhaorentinituo?”

ruanmeijinzaojiushiguyichuanzheiqunzilaiexinruanenende,fanzhengbamadoushuole,ruanenenhenkuaijiuhuibeiganchuruanjia,daoshihoutadedongxidoushizijidele。

“shenmenide,nibamadousile,ruanjiadeyiqiedoushiyeyede,yeyeshuole,yihounidedongxidoushiwode,wochuanzijideyifu,niyoushenmezigebaojing?”

ruanmeidezixinfayanyinqileruanenendebushi。

“chufeiwosi,fouzenimenxiuxiangqinzhanwomendefangdeyizhuanyiwa,yishiyiwu。”

“wojiunalezenmeyang?nihainengdawobucheng?”

啪。

ruanenendarenshoudaoqinlai。

“你敢打我?”

“nitichuyaoqiu,wolvxing,youwentima?”

“你、你……”

ruanenenzhijiehanren,“zhangsao,bangwobatashenshangdeyifutuoxialai!”

zheiyifubeiruanmeichuanguo,tabukenengzaichuan,danyebuhuijiruanmeizheizhongqiruanpayingdechunhuo。

zhangsaoshiruanenenfumudaihuilaidekelianren,yizhizhongchengyutamenyijia,tingdaoruanenendefenfu,zhijieconglitoupaochulai,yaotuodiaoruanmeidelifu。

“haixiangkan?”ruanenenkanxianglouyan。

louyanyaoyaotou:“wopazhangzhenyan。”

yuba,tawangqianzou,turanxiangdaoleshenme,youhuilaiwozhuruanenendexiaoshou。

tajianmeiweicu,xiaoshouxinen,jiushishouledianer。

ruanenenxiangyaozuzhi,yuguangpiedaojigepaolaikanrenaodeyongren,bianzhulekou。

“louyan!nishigeshenmedongxi,ganxianwozang?”

“haiyouruanenenni,nijiushigesilebamadexiao**,liangjiabuyaonile,qitahaomenyebuhuiyaonizheimegebiaomianfengguangshizeyiwusuoyoudexiaokelian!nijiwodengzhe,wozaowanbanimaijilaonanrendangtianfang!”

ruanmeijiaoshengguanyang,nalishizhangsaodeduishou,shenshangdelifubeituodiaohou,taxiuchidenashafatanzidangzhulezijideshenti。

tachongzhewaimiandenannvhanma,buliaochuodaoleruanenendetongchu。

fumuqushihou,neixieyizhixianggenruanjiapanqin,xiangpinquruanenendehaomenshijiadequedougailezhuyi,shenzhihaipatabashangtamen,lelingzijiaerzibuzhunzaizhuiqiuta。

ruanenenzheibeizishoudeqi,quanjizhongzaizheibannianle。

louyanjunlianranlehanyi,zhengyaoqujiaoxunruanmei,jiukanjianzijidelaoponuqichongchongdizhuanshenguoqu。

“kanlaizhishibalenideyifu,haibunengrangnilengjing。”

“nixiangganshenme?”ruanmeikongjubuyi。

ruanenenzheimoyang,haosiyaosharen?

ruanenenchongdaoweishengjian,yongshukoubeiyaoleyibeimatongshui,guanjinleruanmeidezuili。

“shuohuazheimechou,shichishilema?woyongmatongshuijinichongyichong!”

ruanmeitingdaotajizijiguandeshimatongshui,dangjiyoukuyounao,exindebutingdikouhoulong,tudedaochudoushi。

“ruanenen,woyaoshaleni——”

taxinghongzheyan,yuandudimadao。

louyantaiqishou,qingqingroulerouzijidemeixin。

xiaoguniangfaqipiqilai,haitingheren。

不过那**活该。

relexiaoguniangderen,doudeshoufa。

“doukanshenme,haibubaer**songdaoyiyuanxiwei?”louyansuirangangdaoruanjia,dantashiruanenendexinhunzhangfu,benrenyouqizhizhuojue,shuohuadekouwengengshiburongzhiyi。

tayikaikou,likejiuyourensongruanmeiquyiyuanle。

ruanenenhuyididaliangzhetaqingliedeceyan,“nitongqingta?”

louyanmanbujingxindikaikou,“tingshuoxiweihennanshou,ruguobudamayao……”

阮恩恩眼珠子一转。

kanlouyandeyanshenwenhelexuduo。

louyanwozhuruanenendeshou,dishengdao:“renduozuiza,yiqichumenba。”

人多嘴杂?

ruanenenkanleyansizhoudeyongren,zheiqizhongbufayeyeheershusanshudeyanxian,likewanqilelouyandeshoubei,qinmidao:“laogong,yidazaojiubeijingshenbingsaorao,wotouteng,yihuiernikaichehaobuhao?”

“leyizhizhi。”louyanqiheideyandi,shanguoyimochongni。

fuqiliangquchelikailaozhaihou,louyanbaruanenensongdaoleruanshijituan,zijidachequlehangkongshejiyuan。

ruanenengangdaolouxia,jiujiedaolejingfangdedianhua:“qingwenshiruanenennvshima?yourenbaojing,shuoniguyishanghai,qingnilikedaojingjuxiezhudiaocha!”

ruanenencumei:“sheibaodejing?”

“阮丞战先生。”

hematongshuisuanguyishanghai?

zheijiazihaizhenshibudaohuanghebusixin,feiyaobatabidaojuejing,rangtazhudongfangqijichengquanbuke!

fanzhengbabamamabuzaile,tashenmedoubuzaihule!

斗就斗!

“我马上到。”

ruanenenlijibotongyigedianhua,“baneigenvrensongdaojingju,gaosuta,jinruanjiadejihuilaile。”

ruanmeibeisongdaoyiyuanxiweihoujiuzhijieganlailejingju。

tayaozuoweidangshiren,zhikongruanenen,haixianggaotageguyishangren。

taliansekanqilaicanbaicanbaide,jiuxiangyaogaleyiyang。

ruanenenkanjianruanmeizheigeyangzi,xinlibietiduoshuangle。