第2章 神仙煮

limushouchitangchi,ziguzidechizhe,bishangyanjing,manmanxiangshou,suiranyongdezhishifanjianzuiputongdeshicai,danshizijideshouyibingmeiyoushengshu,zheigeweidao,haishibucuode。

weiguanderenyuelaiyueduo,tamendemuguangdouhuijizailelimushouzhongdetangwanzhong,shenzhiyourenkoushuizhiliu,yanshenzhongchongmanxiangwang。

tangzhiqingche,lvexiannongchou,rousechenghong,feimeiduozhi,youqishilimiandeoupian,kanqilaigengshixiannenkekou,maixiangchuzhong,shifenyouren!

“这是什么东西?”

yigenianqingrenyibianliuzhekoushui,yibianduilimuwendao。

“shenxianzhu。”limudandandehuidadao。

“haobaqidemingzia!”

“wenqilaibucuo,qingwennalikeyimaidao?”

zhongrenyuefahaoqi,fenfenxianglimufawen。

“wozuode。”limudandandehuida。

“给我来两碗!”

“我要五碗!”

……

limufangxiashouzhongdetangchi,weixiaozheshuodao:“buhaoyisi,guolizhishengxiasanwan,erqie,wojintianleile,zhizuozheixie。”

zhongrentinghou,dunshimingbailimuhuazhongdeyisi,langduoroushaoa!rucimeiwei,zennengcuoguo?

“wochuwushikuai!maiwoyiwan!”

“wushikuaijiuxianghedaozheimemeiweideshenxianzhu?wochuyibaikuai!”

“我出五百!”

……

yishijian,zhongrenfenfenkaishijingjia,changmianyichanghuobao!

“我全要了!”

zhongrenfenfenshankai,renqunzhizhong,zouchulaileyimingnianqingren,ershibajiusuideyangzi,yishenmingpai,fengliutitang,nazheshoubao,chaozhelimuzouleguolai。

“zheibushitangshijituandedagongzitanghaoshaoyeme?”

“kanlai,zheifenshenxianzhuzhendeshixiangqiyiren,jingranliantangshaoyebeixiyinguolaile?”

limukanletayiyan,yanshenzhongchongmanlepingdan,suiranzheigejiaozuotanghaodenianqingren,qidubufan,shenshangdemingpaigengshixiandehuaguiwubi,danshizailimukanlai,buguoshiroutifantaibale。

laidaojinqian,tanghaocongshoubaolinachulesantazhanxindechaopiao,fangzailelimudemianqian,lianshangdaizhexingfenzhise。

limukanleyiyanzhuoshangdeqian,diantoushuodao:“keyi,tangzaichufang,zijiqushengba。”

tinglelimudehua,tanghaobingmeiyoubiaoxianchurenhedebuman,fanershiyilianxingfendechaozhechufangpaoqu。

jiangshaguoxiaoxinyiyideduanlechulai,shuangshoujinliangbaochipingwen,yimianlimiandetangzhisachuyisiyihao。

qingqingdejiangshaguofangzaizhuozishang,shengleyiwan,yigunongyueryouyourendexiangqishunjianzaisizhousankai,zhongrenfenfentibiziyonglidexiulexiu,lianshanglikeluchulechenzuideweixiao,yangzifeichangxiangshou。

tanghaonaqiletangchi,qianchangyikou,dunshiliansedabian,fangfoshuangyanfangguang,zanbujuekou!

“zheizhenshirenjianmeiweia!sihuyouzhongrangrenfuyaojiuxiao,liyuyunduan,fukanzhongshengdeganjue!wangquesuoyoufannao,zheizhongganjue,zhenshimeimiaozhiji!shenxianzhu,guoranshimingbuxuchuan!”

tingletanghaodezantan,suoyourendelianshangdouluchuleyizhongjingqideshense。

zheigetangjiashaoye,duiyudaduoshurenlaishuo,doushizaoyouerwen,takeshigeshizudechihuo,shanzhongzoushouyunzhongyan,ludiniuyanghaidixian,houtouyanwoshayuchi,xiongzhangganbeiluweijian,doushichiguojianguode,jianshiguangbo,nenggourangtashuochuzheiyangzantandehua,queshiburongyi。

zantanyifan,tanghaohenkuaijiuchiguanglewanzhongdeshenxianzhu,bujinruci,haiduanqileshaguo,genbenbuguchixiang,fangfopangruowuren,wanquanchenjinzaizijideshijiezhong。

chiguanglesuoyoudeshenxianzhu,tanghaodelianshangluchulexiangshoudeganjue,sihupiaopiaoyuxian,weibishuangyan,lianshangluchuleyifuxingfudebiaoqing。

liangjiuzhihou,tanghaozhengkaiyanjing,zhanqishen,congbaolinachuleyizhangmingpian,gongjingdefangzailelimudemianqian。

“nizuodedongxizhendetaihaochile,shuoshihua,wozhangzheimeda,conglaimeichiguozheimehaochidedongxi,yihouruguoyudaoshenmemafan,keyijiwodadianhua。”

shuowan,tanghaoyilianmanzudebiaoqing,huishougaobie,zhuanshenlikai。

limuweixiaozhejiangzhuozishangdeqianhemingpiandoushouleqilai,zhuanshenhuilefanguan。

zhouweidejiren,kanzhezhuoshangdetangwanheshaguo,xinzhonghaoqi,suirantanghaoshuozheishenxianzhu,weimeijuelun,danshitamenkeshiyikoudoumeichidao,jiujingweidaozenmeyang,sheidoubuqingchu。

zhanzaizhuobianzuijindeyimingzhongnianren,shenshouqingqingdezaiwandigualeyixia,fangzaizuilizixipinwei,heranjianshuangyanfangguang,luchuyifushifenjingyadeshenqing。

“tianna!zheitianxiazhijian,zenmehuiyouzheimehaochidedongxi?”

tingletadehua,qitarenyedoufenfenshangqian,yongshouzhizhanzheshaguodixiadecangeng,qianchangyikou,tongyangluchulezhenjingzhise。

“zheitangzhijingranrucimeiwei!wokeconglaidoumeiyouchangdaoguozheimehaochidedongxi!”

“shijianmeiweia!zhenbuzhidaotashizenmezuochulaide,jingrannengrangrenchichuyizhongxingfudeganjue,qijiazhigenbenwufatongyongjinqianlaihengliang!”

“zheigeyuewoyaonulizhuanqian,zhengqunengyongjigeyuedegongzihaohaodepinchangyixiazheilidemeiwei!xiangshouyifan!”

limuhuidaolefanguanzhong,xinzhonganzixiangzhe,jiranshizuoweiyijiefanren,neijiuhaohaohuoyishi,suiranyanxiazijizhiyouyige“zhibaiwei”xiaocanguan,buguoyehao,yijiukeyiduishijianmeiweijinxingtanxun。

duiyulimulaishuo,wulunshishenxianhaishifanren,zaimeishidezhuiqiushang,doushiyiyangde,meiyouqubie。

danglimuchuqushoushiwankuaideshihou,faxianwanzhongjingranyichangganjing,zhouweideren,doudaizheyizhongxiangshoudebiaoqing,renqunchichimeiyousanqu。

jianlimuchulai,zhongrenyiyongershang,fenfenduilimukaikouwendao。

“qingwennishi‘zhibaiwei’zhongdelaobanme?buzhinimeitianshishenmeshihoukaiye?youcaipume?”

“nidefanguanzhongzhudashenmecaixi?mingtianhuituichushenmeyangdemeiweia?”

“qingwen,nidianlidemeishi,meitiandou**me?womingtianzhengquzaodianlai。”

mianduizhongrendexunwen,limuxiaozheduizhouweideren,baoquangongshoushuodao:“zhuwei,wodexiaodianmeitianzhihuizuoyizhongmeishi,meitiandoubuyiyang,zhiyushishenmemeiwei,wohuizaimeitiankaizhangdeshihougaosudajia。”

suiranmeiyouzheimezuoshengyide,danshiduiyumeishizhuiqiuderen,bingbuzaiyizheixiexijie,bijingzhizuomeishiyeshixuyaohaofeishijiande,jibude。

jiandanshoushileyixia,guanledianpu,huanleshenyifu,limujuedingqushichangzouzou,shunbianyanjiuyixia,mingtianzuoshenmeyangdemeiwei。