yezhugou，yigelianzhengerbajingludoumeiyoudepinjixiaoshancun。gaoaipojiudefangzixixilaladezuoluozaishanjiantiangengzhizhong，nangengnvzhi，mianchaohuangtubeichaotian，chongmanleyuanshideyunwei。
fanyuelehaojizuoshan，zoulejiangjinyitiandexushaoyangnaqishuihuheleyidakoushui，zhenglezhengshenshangdejunzhuang，manshijingxidekanzheyanqiandecunzi。zheigeyezhugoumeiyoutaxiangxiangdeneizhonghuimengmeng，fanerchongmanlerangrenxinshendangyangdetianyuanfengguang。shancunweiyushanzhong，zhouweiquandoushiyuyucongcongdeshanlin，bieyouyifanfeng.qing。
danshiyezhugouqiong，zhendeqiong。congqiandeshihouhainengkaodalielaitiebujiayong，jinliezhihou，cunziliderenjiuzhinengyikaoshanjiankaipichulaidetiandishenghuo。weiyideewaishourujiushimeidaoxiamodeshihou，zaishanjiancaixiemuerhoutou，zhenzilanmei，zuodengzheshangfanyongzuididejiagehuishou。
xushaoyanglaidaozheilishijinxingzhengbingjiafangde，tafeichangzhongshizheicijiafang。tacengjingyeshishancundehaizichushen，kaozhedangbingcaizuizhongzouchulai，birenherendouyaodongdeyigeshanlidehaizixiangyaozouchulaidekunnanchengdu。zaixianjinshehui，xuxuduoduodenianqingrengenbenbuyuandangbing，kexuduoqiongkujiadehaiziquebadangbingdangchengzuihaodechulu：zhiyaonengqudangbing，chifanchuanyifudoubuyonghuaqian，erqiebuduihaijifaqian。
haimeizoudaocunkou，xushaoyangdeyishenjunzhuangjiuzaiyinqilehongdong。
“来首长啦！”
“buduideshouzhanglaila！”
“cunzhangjia，buduishouzhanglaidainijialaoerqubuduila！”
“……”
kandaozheiyimu，xushaoyanggankaiwubi，shunjianxiangqishijinianqianzijidangbingdeqingxing。zhenggecundenannvlaoshaoquanbuchudong，fangzhebianpaoqiaoluodaguweizijisongxing。shigeduonian，tayijiuwangbudiaoneirangzijiliuleideyimu，erneiyimuyizhiducutajinbuzaijinbu，zuizhongtiganchengweijunguan，liuzailebudui。
“首长，喝水！”
“shouzhang，chizhenzi，doushiyeshengde！”
“shouzhang，nikananjialaosannengdangbingbu？kenengpaola，tiantianmanshandepao！”
“首长……”
“首长……”
“……”
beituantuanweizhudexushaoyangmanlianxiaorong，tataochuxiangyanjicunminmensanqu，yidianjiaziyemeiyou。zaizheili，taganshoudaodezhiyounongnongdezhipoyuqinqie。
“xiangqinmen，dangbingdexianbaoming，ranhoutijian，dengdaotijianhegezhihouhaiyaojinxingjiafang。yaoshixiangdangbinga……jinnianlaibujile，dengdaomingniandezheigeshihoudaizhehaiziquwuzhuangbubaoming，hehehe……”xushaoyangxiaozhenaixindejieshi。
“wonengquma？”yigemenshengmenqideshengyinxiangqi。
zheishiyigehuitouhuiliandeshaonian，zuozaibuyuanchudeyikeshuxia，shouliwanzheshizi。danshitadetongkongfeichangchunjing，queyoutouzheyimohanhandeshajing。dangtakandaoxushaoyangzhuanguotoukanzijideshihou，zuibayilie，zhanfangchuyigedaizheshaqidezhipoxiaorong。
“hai，shouzhang，biedalizheigeshazi，talianshikuaiqiangenyikuaiqiandoufenbuqing。”yigecunminxiaodao：“buxinnishishi，jitayizhangshikuaideheyizhangyikuaide，kantaxuannayizhang。”
“wolai！wolai！”yigehaoshidecunminzigaofenyong，tataochuliangzhangchaopiao，fangzaishaoniandemianqiandao：“shazi，niyaonayizhang？”
shaonianliezuiluchushaxiao，haobuyouyudexuanzeyikuaiqiandeneizhang。
“哈哈哈……”
yizhenhongxiao，zheijiushiyigeshazi，zhiyaoshizhengchangren，sheihuixuanzeyikuaideni？
“shazi，wogennishuo，shikuaiqiandecaishidaqianni！”cunminxiaodao。
“heng！wocaibushishazini！”shaonianrouroubizidao：“nimentiantianjingpianwo，wocaibuhuishangdangni。zheigecaishiqian，nengmaitangguochi，nineigebushiqian。xiangpianwo？wocaibushani，wojingdegenhouside！”
shaonianyiliandebiyi，shalishaqidebayikuaiqianzangjinkudangli。fangfoduifangwuruletadezhishangside，tacaibushineimehaopiandeni！
“ai，zaoniea……”yigelaozheyaoyaotoutanxidao：“zheihaizishiwaixiangren，meiyoudie。tamalaideshihoutingzhedaduzi，xianglixiangqinkanzhetingkeliande，jiudabashoujizheiniangliangzaicunxitougailegefangzi。kexiya……shazixiaoshihoubusha，kebuzhidaozenmejiubianshale。taniangyesila，liuxiazheimegeshazi，ai……”
shaonianyijiuzaineiliwanshizi，zhangzhezui.ba，manliandoushishaqi，wandekaixinwubi。
“tashibeicunlifuyangdeba？”xushaoyangwendao。
“kebuma？chibaijiafanzhangdade，shazitaniangsideshihou，shazicai7sui！”pangbianyimingcunminbuchongdao：“shigekeliandehaizia，yebuzhidaotadiezaina，zenmejiubatamenniangerliangjirengle！”
xushaoyangqingqingdianlediantou，zoudaoshaonianmianqiandunxia，congyidoulitaochuwubaikuaiqiandijiduifang。
shaoniantingzhizijiwanshitoudeyouxi，waizhetoushahuhudekanzhexushaoyang，liezuiyixiao：“woxiangqudangbing，heiheiheiheihei……woyoumingzi，wojiaofengzi，bujiaoshazi，heiheiheihei……”
疯子？傻子？
xushaoyangbawubaikuaiqianyingsaizaishaoniandeshouzhong，zhanqilaiduipangbianneigelaozhedao：“duozhaoguzhaoguzheigehaizi，tingkeliande。”
“aiya，zheihaiyongshuoa？doushixianglixiangqinde，zanengbuzhaoguni？”laozhexiaodao：“nikanzheishaziduozhuangshi，xianglixiangqindekemeirangzheihaiziezhea。”
shazidequetingzhuangshi，shenzhishuoneixietonglingrengentazaiyiqidouburutadetige。yexuzheijiushisharenyoushafuba，chibaijiafanzhangdadejiushihaoyanghuo。
“aiyaya，shouzhanghao，shouzhanghao！woshiyezhugoudecunzhang，congqianhaishiminbingduizhang，ninzaqinzilaijieanjiaerzileni？kuaikuaikuai，jializuo，jializuo……”
zaiyiqunrendecuyongxia，xushaoyangbeidaidaolecunzhangjiali。tazheicilaijiafangjiushiyezhugoudecunzhangjia，suoyoudedangantadoukanle，lixingdejiafangzhihouyinggaimeiyoushenmewenti。
dengdaoxushaoyangzouleyihou，yiqunxianzhemeishidecunminlaidaoshazidemianqiandunxia，yanjingzhigougoudedingzheneixianhongdewubaikuaiqian。
“shazi，woyongyikuaiqiangennihuanzheixiehongzhihaobuhao？”yigecunmintaochuyikuaiqian。
shaziyibazhuazhuqian，piepiezuidao：“zhenyiweiwoshishazi？zheishiqian！”
几个村民愣住了。
“shazi，lai，shikuaiqiangenyikuaiqian，niyaonage？”lingyigecunminyougenshaziwanyouxi。
shazikandoubukan，yibajiangshikuaiqiannaguolai，paipai**zhanqilai。
“shazi……bianjingla？”cunminmenmudengkoudai。
zheigeyouxitamengenshaziwanleshinianla，shaziyongyuanxuanzededoushiyikuaiqian。
“zhendangwoshishazi？”shaonianpiepiezuidao：“woyidiandoubusha，wodemingzijiaohaomofeng，woshifengzi。”
shuowanzhihou，shaziniutoujiuzou……bu，shihaomofengniutoujiuzou！