“di，pojiexitongtishi，qianfangjiaofangsi，huyulou，qingwensuzhushifouqianwang！”
chenxuanzhuangtingzhenaohaizhongdexitongtishi，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
suikounianleyishengamituofohou，suijikuaibuqianwang。
tazhangxiangyingjun，jianmeixingmu。
suoyigangtaruhuyulou，bianxiyindaobushaohaoguniangdereqingzhaohu。
cilouyixiyuhujiweiming，shizhanganchengyoumingdewenrouxiang。
滴！
“xitongjinggao，suzhutaruqinglou，goulantingqu，posejie，jiangli：houtianfabaofuyaosuo。”
fuyaosuo：shangpinhoutianfabao，yilingqicuidong，keyishunjianjiangduishoukunbangqilai。
beizhu：duiyaoguaiweilifanbei，nvyaoweilizaifanbei。
chenxuanzhuangkanzhexitongjianglidefuyaosuo，shishenlenglepianke。
kunbang，shenmekunbang，zheixitongwandetinghuaa！
tashibanianqian，chuanyuexiyou，zhuanshengtangseng，juexingdepojiexitong。
meixiangdaoameixiangdao，zijijianmeixingmu，zhengqilinran，jurantanshanglezheizhongxitong！
pinsengshenweichujiaren，nirangwopojie？
dandangtakandaoxitongjianglizhongbaokuofabao，shentong，gengu，gongde，xiuweidenghou，haishimeikangzhuzhenxiangdingli。
chenxuanzhuangzheixienian，yunyousifang，jiangyaochumo，xiuweiyeyilutishengdaodaluojinxian。
jinrizhengshishuilufahui，xiyouzhengshikaiqiderizi。
taduiqujingdeshiqingpoweikangju，bianjujuelezhuchishuilufahuidejihui。
xiaohua，zijixitongbangshen，xianzaiyijingshidaluojinxian，chengshengzhirikedai，qunaerbushixiaoyaoyifang？
qujing，qushenmejing，qujingnengyouhuyulouyiriyoushutanma？
chenxuanzhuangliangtianqianbianfaxian，cidiyouyizhijinxianqidezhizhujing。
minghaonianhong，jiweishanzhangcaiyangbuyinzhidao，anzhonghairenwushu。
chenxuanzhuangweilejiangyaochumo，zuoribianyueleciyao，jinriqishenzhihoubianqianlaifuyue。
tayuanbenxiangpogeshajie，meixiangdaogangyijinmen，jiupolesejie。
zheijianzhishi……shuangxilinmena！
天字号上房。
yiweimianrutaohua，meiyanyingying，yongpipabanzhezheliandeguniangkanzheduimianshifenjujindechenxuanzhuang，beiganhaoqi。
片刻后。
chenxuanzhuangshuangshouheshi，lvxiankaikou：“amituofo，pinsengxuanzhuang，jianguonvshizhu。”
“qieshennianhong，jianguoxiaoshifu。”
chenxuanzhuanglenglepianke，tanchengdao：“nianhong，yinianhong，haomingzi，guniangzheimingzitingqilai……henruna！”
nianhongguniangshishengqingxiao，manlianjiaoxiu。
tatianletianzuichun，dingzhechenxuanzhuangdelianxiusedeshuo：“xiaoshifu，nihaohuaiyo。”
“小师傅多大啊？”
“贫僧十八！”
“shiba，zhendejiade，nujiazaihuyulouduonian，zheibanda，haishidiyiciyujian。”
“yaoshirangbiedejiemeizhidao，kedexianmusitamen。”nianhongguniangfangxiashouzhongpipa，liangyanfangguangdeshuodao。
chenxuanzhuangxiaolexiao，kaikoujieshishuo：“guniangcuole，pinsengjinnianshibasui。”
“e，shibasuia~~”
nianhongguniangyongshoujuancalecazuijiaodekoushui，taliangyanfangguangdewendao：“xiaoshifu，ninzheibanjujin，keshidiyicilai？”
chenxuanzhuangyouxiexiusededianlediantou。
“xiaoshifuzhendeshihuo，huyulouzheimeduoguniang，wokeshichulemingdeda。”
nianhongguniangjiaoaodetingletingxiongkou，shunshouyipai。
吨~~
chenxuanzhuangrentongdediandiantou，dao：“shidiyiciyujianzheimedade，queshimeijingyan。”
“xiwangguniangduoduopeihe，xiaosengzaicitiqianxieguole。”
tazheiju，zhendeshizaidebunengzaishizai。
chenxuanzhuangzheixienianzaiwaijiangyaochumo，yudaodaduodoushiyixiejindanyuanyingdexiaoyao，ouercaihuiyujianjigedixianqi、tianxianqideshandawang。
jibiantaxiuweiyijingtishengdaodaluojinxian，neiyeshikaoliangqusheng，jinxianqizheizhongdayao，zheihaizhenshidiyicijian。
zheiyangyifangmianshiyinweiwenjian，bijingzheigeshijietaiweixian，nenggoucaishiwangdao。
lingyifangmian，zaidatangjingnei，yequeshimeishenmelihaideyaoguai。
meibanfa，renkouduo，xianghuowang。
danfanzaitiantingyouxieminghaodeshenxian，douhuixiangfangshefa，jizijizaidatangjianyigedaochang。
jiuerjiuzhi，shaoweilihaihuozheyouxiezisedeyaoguai，bulungongmu，shaoweiyilutou，jiuhuibeirenshouzou。
“hahaha，yirifuqibairien。”
“xiaoshifuzheimehaokandeenke，qieshenyeshidiyici，xiaoshifubiekeqi。”
“zanlianghaohaowan，nujiaquzhaodianhaodongxi。”nianhongguniangmanlianchunguangdeshuodao。
taqishen，shunshijiangfangjianmenfansuo，suihoubiankaishifanxiangdaojuzhaoqilai。
chenxuanzhuangkanzheyiduibeifanchulaidedongxi，buyouyouxiehanyan。
zheizhizhujingbukuishihuyuloudetoupai，tafanchulaidehaoxiedongxi，zijidoumeijianguo。
chenxuanzhuangkanzheduifangzaifanxiangdaoju，yebuzheji。
taxiekaozaiquanyishang，jiaqimuanshangyidieqiehaodeyangrou，changleyikou。
chiwanhou，youshunshounaqijiubei，changleyikou。
好酒，肉也不错！
滴！
“xitongjinggao，suzhuchirou，pohunjie，jiangli：houtianfabaosuoyaokao。
suoyaokao：shangpinhoutianfabao，dingjijinguleifabao。
yilingqicuidong，keyishunjianjiangduishousuokaozaixukong，shiqisangshixingdongli。
滴！
“xitongjinggao，suzhuhejiu，pochujiujie，jiangli：houtianfabaodianyaozhu。
dianyaozhu：shangpinhoutianfabao，dingjijiangfuleifabao，dapeifuyaosuohesuoyaokaoshiyong。
jiangkaiqijiangyaotaozhuangxiaoguo：shengsengdeweishe，keyidafudutigaojiangyaogailv，duinvyaoweilifanbei。
chenxuanzhuangkanzhesanjianfabaodetaozhuangxiaoguo，chedixianruchenmo。
xitong，zanmendaodinengbunenglaiyidianzhengjingfabao？
zijijiangyaochumoduonian，zaojiuyouledatangshengsengdeminghao，zheifabao，nirangwozenmenadechushou？
还有，混蛋啊！
zheifabaoxiaoguo，pinsengjuranmiaodongle！
nianhongguniangfanxiangdaoju，zuihouzaixiangzidexiangzidexiangzili，fanchulaiyigenyichizhangdeheisegunzi。
tazhuanshenzhihou，kanzhechenxuanzhuangfangzaizhuozishangdefuyaosuo，xiaolechulai。
“xiaoshifu，biekeqima。”
chenxuanzhuangnaqifuyaosuo，youxieyihuodewendao：“pinsengkeqima？”
“客气啊！”
“这还算客气？”
“xiaoshifutaikeqila！”
nianhongguniangxiaoyingyingdeguanshangchuanghu，lashangchuanglian，tanazhezijishoushangdefabao，shuo：“wozheicaijiaobukeqi！”
chenxuanzhuangkanzheduifangshouzhongdefabao，xianruchenmozhizhong。
queshi，genzijishoushangdefuyaosuoduibiyixia，duimiandefabaoshijuechongjigangengqiang。
zhenbukuishijinxianqidayaozhenzangdefabao，zijiyesuanyuerenwushu，zheimezhaliedefabao，haizhenshidiyicijian。
“dadantulv，qieshenyiyanjiukanchunimudebuchun。”
“jinri，wobianyaoniyuanxingbilu，rangnihaohaochangchangwoshouzhongfabaodelihai！”nianhongguniangfuzhongpenchuyiguheiqi。
半刻工夫。
kefangzhinei，bianshiyaoqisensen。
zhizhujingyexianchubanrenbanzhudezhenshen。
tashouzhongnazhedeneigenbangzi，tongyangxianchuyuanxing。
zheishiyigenhoutianfabaolangyabang，zhangyuezhangba，hanguangshanshan。
chenxuanzhuangkanzhezheizhizhizhujing，yishiwuyu。
zijijiangyaochumozheimejiu，haishidiyiciyujianzheimebujiangwudedeyaoguai。
这妖怪，倒反天罡！
nibapinsengtaiciqiangle，woshuoshenmea？