第一章：美女上司
“woshuoshenlian，nizijikankannishejideguanggaowenan，doushishenmeluanqibazaodedongxia？ninaojinshibushibeishenmeqiguaidedongxisaizhule？”
binhaijinyingchuanmeigongsi，shejibudebangongshinei，zongjinglisuruoxue，zhengmanlianyunsedexunchizheshenlian。
suruoxueyouzhejingzhiwubideliandan，yimiqideshengao，erqiehaichuanzheyishenbangongshioltaozhuang，baisedeshangyi，misetaoqun，budangaotiaotingba，erqienei**demeihaoshencai，jueduishigefeichangpiaoliangyoutebieyouqizhidedameinv。
zhiyaoshigezhengchangdenanren，jiandaozheiyangjibiededameinv，gujixinlitoudouhuichansheng“teshuxiangfa”，shenliandangranyebuliwai。
danshi，xianzaitazhinenggoudalazhenaodai，momorenshouzhesuruoxuede“xili”。
shuoqilai，zaizheigeyuenei，shenlianyijingshidincibeisuruoxuezheiyangzhetengle，zheiqizhongdeyuanyin，qishishenlianzijixinzhiduming…
yuanlai，suruoxuecongzonggongsineibiandiaoguolaihaibudaolianggeyue，erqietayidaoren，jiudangshanglezongjingli，chengleshenliandedingtoushangsi。
youyitian，shenlianheqitabumenderenzaigongsifantanglichifanliaotianshi，kaiwanxiaosideniantaoleyiju，shuosuruoxuerucinianqingpiaoliang，jiudangshangshejibudezongjingli，youkenengshiyinweiqianguizecaishanglaide。
erpianpianzaishenlianshuochuzheijuwanxiaohuadeshihou，suruoxueqiahaojingguotashenpang，zhengqiaobeitatingdaole，yushi，shenliandekurizikaishile…
zaijiangjinlianggeyuedeshijianli，suruoxuejianggezhongzahuozanghuo，shenzhidasaobangongshiweishengzheiyangdegongzuo，doupaijishenliangan，erqiejingchangshishenlianbahuojiganwanle，tayemeifangguota，zongnenggouzhaochu“bumanyi”deliyou，jiangtayifanpiping，manma。
“haole，mashangbazheifenguanggaowenannahuiquzhongxinnong！”
suruoxuekanzhedizhetou，yishengdoubuganhangdeshenlian，xinqingzhongyushuanglexie，tajiangneidiewenjianrengdaotamianqian，ranhouhuihuishou，jiangtadafazou。
shenlianmomodenaqiwenjian，zhuanshenlikailebangongshi…
yichudaobangongshimenwai，bianyingmianyudaoleyigemoyangweisuodepangzi，zheihuoyijiandaoshenlian，lijicoushangqianlai，xiaoxixidewentadao：“xiongdi，gendameinvzaibangongshilidaqingmaqiaodeziwei，shuangbu？”
“爽！”
shenlianmeihaoqidedenglepangziyiyan，ranhoudiguleyiju：“zheinvrentaixiongle，zaipiaoliang，laoziyebukenengxihuantazheizhongkuan！”
neipangzimingjiaowangdong，gongsiyingshibudesheyingshi，tagenshenlianshitongyipijinrugongsideren，liangrenguanxijihao，suanshihaopengyou。
“heihei…nibuzhidaoba！zheiyangdenvren，ruoshininengpaoshangdehua，caigou**！”pangziwangdongweisuodexiaodao。
“**gepia！laozitiantiandoubeita**，jiukuaiyaofengdiaole！zheizhongnvren，jiusuansongshangmenlai，woyebuzhao！”shenlianyumendeshuodao。
huayinyiluo，congshenhoubangongshilichuanchuyidaopaizhuozideshengyin，ranhoushisuruoxuebinglengdehua：“shenlian，nizheigeyuegongzikouyiban！”
“shenme？kouwoyibangongzi！nipingshenme？”
shenlianchadianbengqilai，tazhuanshenbianxiangfanhuibangongshigensuruoxuelilun。
zheishisuruoxuequeyijingcongbangongshilizouchulai，qiaolianshanglongzhaozheyicenghanshuang，lenglengkanzheta：“zenme，nibufuqia？jiunizheiyangzaibeihouluanshuoshangsihuaihuaderen，meikouguangnigongzi，yijingsuanshikaienle！”
“你…”
shenlianzhijuedeyigunuhuoshangyong，haixiangjixugensuruoxuedingzhuang，danshishenpangdewangdongmangyibalazhuleta：
“xiongdi…biezheiyang，koujiukouba，zanmenrenle，ganjincheba！”
shuoba，wangdongyebuguanshenlianyuanbuyuanyi，zhuaizhetadegebojiuzou。
dailiangrenyilikai，suruoxueneizhangjuemeideliandanshang，luchulebuxiedebiaoqing：“xiaoyang，haixianggenwodou，jianzhishibuziliangli！