第2章 骂你是猪

“bucuo!gongwangyeyijinghenituileqin,taxianzaixihuandeshiwo,bushinizheigechounv!”

yaoxixideyideangleangxiaba。

“shime?taxihuanni,neinijiujiajitahaole,wokebuxihan。”ruoshuiqingxiaochusheng。

“nibuxihan?neiniweishenmequzhuangshishiyisilaiweixiewangye?”

“nishuodejishini,buguozhengshiyinweifangcaineiyizhuang,daoshirangwoxiangqiyigegushilai。”

ruoshuizhazhayan,minchunyixiao。

“zheigegushishuodeshi,youyigepiaoliangdeguniang,kanzhongleyitoupiaoliangdegongzhu,ranhouni,youlaileyigepiaoliangguniang,yekanzhonglezheitougongzhu,yushi,lianggepiaoliangdeguniang,weileyitoupiaoliangdegongzhu,dongshoudaqijialai。”ruoshuishenqingqingsong,yudiaoqinghuan。

lianggepiaoliangguniangweiyitouzhudajia?yaoxixidehaoqixinbeigouleqilai。

“houlaini?”yaoxixirenbuzhuzhuiwen。

“houlaia,neidiyigeguniangturanfaxian,jiusuanneitougongzhuzhangdezaipiaoliang,yebuguojiushiyitouzhuerji,yushi,tajiujuedingbuyaoneitougongzhule。”

“nei……zaihoulaini?”yaoxixidesiluwanquanbeiruoshuidaipaole。

“zaihoulai,jiudewenlingyigeguniangle。”ruoshuiqingqingyixiao,“yaoshineigunianggoucongming,yexuhuifaxian,takanzhongde,jiushiyitouzhangdepiaoliangdiandegongzhubale。yaoshineiguniangbugoucongmingna,shuobudinghuibazijidangchenglemuzhu,jiajineitougongzhule。”

“噗哧……”

“哧哧哧……”

ruoshuihuayingangluo,jiutingdaozijideshenhoufachuleyizhenguaishenger。

tashenhouweiguandebaixingmentingdonglede,xinlibiebuzhudele。

jinjinyijiezhigedeyizuochaloudeerlouyajian,youyigebaiyishaonian“pu”diyisheng,penchulemankoudechashui,xiaodeqianyanghouhe。

“youqu,youqu,shizaishiyouqu,zhenxiangbudao,zheiweiliudaxiaojie,rongmaosuichou,xinsidaoyelingqiao,qingmiaodanxieyixihua,bianranglaosanchilegedadadeyabakui,zheshishigemiaorena。”baiyishaonianbianxiaobianzantan。

“laoba,kanlainideneigongjingjinlebushao,geleyuanyuandeyitiaojie,nijuranhainengtingdeqingqingchuchu!”

baiyishaoniandeduimian,yimingshenchuanheiyidenanzimianwubiaoqingdeshuodao,shenzhidanledanbeibaiyishaonianpenleyishenchashuideyijin。

baiyishaonianshouzhongwoleyibamiaojinzheshan,shuadiyixiadakai,guzuoxiaosadeshanleshan,xienizheheiyinanzi:“zenme,nizijibunengting,bianyebuxuwotoutingme?”

heiyinanzishensemuran,muzhongshanguotongyi,taiyanwangxiangchuangwai。

baiyishaonianxinzhongyihui,shouleshanzi,dishengguanqiedewendao:“qige,nitineidedu……”

“jinsheng!”heiyinanzimoranshouhuishixian,shengyinbingleng,“dangxingeqiangyouer!”

“qigefangxin,woyizhiyungongtingzheni,zheizhouweimeiyouxianzarendeng。”

baiyishaonianyilianqingsong,xiaodao:“meixiangdaoameixiangdao,wozheiyiting,jingrantingdaoleliudaxiaojiejiangdeyigegushi。haha,jingcai,youqu!”

heiyinanzimeitouyizhou,yifubuganxingqudemoyang。

baiyishaonianxiaorongweilian,yiliaopaojiao,zuohuiyishang,qingxiaodao:“xiaodiwangle,qigenikeshizhumingdebujinnvse,zheiweiliudaxiaojie,moshuotajinrichoulouwubi,jiushiyinianqian,tarongyanzuishengzhishi,qigeniyebucengzhengyankanguotayiyanni。”

“rongmaomeichou,buguoshiququyifupinang,hongfenkulou,yezhizaidanzhiyishunjian,laoba,nizhexiangle。”heiyinanzidandandao。

“shime?”baiyishaonianshuzheerduoyoutingleyihui,lianshangbiaoqingbianhuanbuding,hudiqishen:“zaogao,laosanyaozhamaole,liudaxiaojiepashiyaochikui,qige,duibuzhu,xiaodiyaoganguoquqiaoqiao,zheidenghuizhilanxindehaonvzi,wanwanbunengrangtabeirenqifulequ。”

shuowan,yebudaiheiyinanzidahua,shoubeiyishen,tuikaichuanghu,shenxingyishanbiantiaolexiaqu。

“duoguanxianshi。”heiyinanzilenghengyisheng,juqishouzhongchabei,yiyinerjin。