第4章 你到底是不是男人?

“不可能!”

tingdaojiangmingdeyaoqiu,zhengyanruyikoufoujue。

“jiangming,nidongbudongjiediaoliucheng?jiusuanwomenshijiweiyaojiediaorenshou,quxianjiwei,shifu,shiwei……neimeduoren,zenmekenenglundaoniyigezaixianligaoxingzhende?”

“erqie,wojiusuanjujianni,fushujiheshujineibian,yebukenengtongyi!”

zhengyanrudingzhejiangming,yaoyadao,“wojintianzuiduozhinengfangnilikai,banicongnibadeanzilizhaichulai,niyaoshikeerzhi,bietaiguofen!”

tingzhezhengyanrudeyancijujue,jiangmingxinlihaoxiao。

jutasuozhi,shijiweifushujituixiujiangjin,zaoyifangquan。

ershijiweishuji,gengshizhengyanrudeshifu。

shuobanbudao,zhibuguoshibuxiangbeizijiweixiebale。

dan,jiangmingjiranganzuo,jiuyoubishengdebawo!

jiangminghuanhuanzoudaozhengyanrushenqian,turantaishou,tiaoqilezhengyanrudejiebaixiaba:“zhengzuzhangzheimepiaoliang,nianqingshiyinggaibushaorenzhuiba?zenmejiujiajileguanjichengzheizhongweijunzi,haizhenshibaotianyouwua!”

“江铭,你放肆!”

zhengyanruxiunaodishuaikailejiangmingdeshou,qiaolianchennu,“nizhenyiwei,pingjieguanjicheng,jiunengduiwoweisuoyuwei?woderennaishiyouxiandude!”

“zhengzuzhangbiexinji,wodedipai,yuanbinixiangxiangdeduo!”

jianhuohouchabuduole,jiangmingzhijiepaochuleshashoujian。

yiduancongfangqinjitadeupanlikaobeideshipin!

limiandeneirong,shiguanjichenghechengguanjuyigexiaolinshigong,hudongweijiedechangmian……

“这个王八蛋!”

kandaoshipinneirongdezhengyanru,liansetieqing。

wanwanmeixiangdao,zijiadefeiwulaogong,juranganjitadaimaozi!

“zhengzuzhang,youlezheige,nixianggenguanjichenglihun,qingeryiju!”

“他不敢不答应!”

jiangmingdandanyixiao,“xianzai,zhengzuzhangyuanyixiangzuzhijujianwolema?”

“keyi,danwoyouyigeyaoqiu。”

zhengyanruyaoyadao,“denglihunhou,woyaorangguanjicheng,laodizuochuan!”

……

“xu**,nixihuanma?”

纪委大楼。

guomingxizhuanggelv,pengzheyidashumeigui,henshenshididixiangxuyanyan。

suiranxuyanyanzhishixiancaizhengjudelinshigong,danyanmingyuanbo,shiquanxianwenmingdejiaojihua。

xiantizhineibuzhidaoyouduoshaodanshenhanzaidaxuyanyandezhuyi。

郭明就是其中之一。

“guodaduizhangsongdehua,wozenmekenengbuxihuan?”

xuyanyanjieguohuashu,qiaoxiaoyanran。

dansuiji,qiaolianshangbianluchuyisitongkumoyang,tanqidao:“wojintianshentibenlaijiubushufu,danyinweijiangmingjiadeshi,wohaishijianchiguolaijieshouwenxun,sheixiang,jiangmingbudanbulingqing,haiyaogenwofenshou!guodaduizhang,ninshijiangmingdelingdao,ninkedetiwozuozhua!”

“shenme?haiyouzheizhongshi?”

guomingxinzhonganxi,mianshangqueyizhengciyan,“xu**,jiangmingyiqianzhangzhetabashixianzhang,xiaozhangbahu,zheizhongren,genbenbuzhidenirucifuchu……nifangxin,jintiandeshi,wokendingrangtajiniyigejiaodai!”

“真的吗?”

xuyanyanyilianxinxi,shenshouzhuazhuleguomingdegebo,tuqirulan,“qishi,woyebuxiangnaodetainankan,bijing,tingshuoshililaidediaochazujintianhuipibujiangming……doufenshoule,woyihoubuhuizaihejiangmingyoushenmejiaojile,zhiyaotanengjiwodaogeqian,buchangwoyidianjingshensunshi,wojiubujijiaole。”

“shijiweiyaopibujiangming?hao,haoa!haha,xu**,nifangxin,wokendinghuirangjiangmingjiniyigemanyidebuchang!”

ganshouzhexuyanyanhuanendexiaoshoufumo,guomingxinyuanyima,mankoudaying。

“咯吱!”

jiuzaizheishi,bangongshidemenkaile。

江铭走了出来。

“you,guodaduizhang,zheimeqiao?”

kanzhehexuyanyanshoulashoudeguoming,jiangmingxinzhonglengxiao。

fuqinmeichushiqian,jiangmingjiutingshuoguoxuyanyanhebushaorenmeilaiyanqu。

zhibuguotayiwenqi,xuyanyanjiuyifuweiqubabademoyang。

xianzai,doubuweizhuang,mingmuzhangdanleshiba?

“jiangming,nishaofeihua,xu**zheimepiaoliangderennidouqifu,wokannideduizhangshibuxiangdangle!”

guomingyilianlengxiao,“xianzai,ganjinjixu**daoqian,ranhoupeichangxu**jingshensunshi!fouze,woraobuleni!”

jiangmingmuguangwanwei:“buzhiguoduizhang,xiangrangwozenmeyigepeichangfa?”

guomingwenyan,likekanxiangxuyanyan。

xuyanyandeyiyangyangdikanzhejiangming,shizidakaikou:“jiangming,wogennijiaowangliangnian,yebuweinanni,nijiupeiwo100wanqingchunsunshifeihaole!”

xuyanyankeshizhidao,jiangmingshouliyouqiandehen。

xianzaijiangmingmashangyaobeishijiweijiya,tadangranbuhuicuoguozheigezuihoulaoyibadejihui。

dunledun,xuyanyanyoubuchongdao:“haiyounijiazaishilineitaofangzi,fanzhengniyihouyezhubuchengle,yuqihuangfei,buruyeguohudaowomingxia,womianweiqinantinidalizhe,zenmeyang,woduinigouhaoba?”

江铭都被气笑了。

xuyanyanzheishixiangpichini?

“qingchunsunshifeishiba?xing,wojini,danjiranfenshou,zanmenzhijiandezhangshibushiyegaiqingyixia?”

jiangmingshenshoucongdoulinachuyitafapiao。

zhengshixuyanyanjiaojizhengyanrudeneiyita。

“zheiliangnian,wosongjinideliwu,guangzheixiefapiao,jiaqilaijiuyousanbaiduowan,wojinimogeling,nijiuhaiwosanbaiwanhaole!”

“nihaiqian,wojiujiniqingchunsunshifei!fouze,jiuduibugongtang!”

“jiangming,nisongjiwodeliwu,nihaixiangyaohuiqu,nidaodishibushinanren?”xuyanyanyitingjiuqidetiaojiao。

郭明也沉不住气了。

tazenmedoumeixiangdao,jiangmingzheiliangnianguangjixuyanyansongdeliwu,jiujiazhisanbaiduowan!

lunjibie,jiangmingzhishitadexiashu,pingshenmeyouzheimeduoqian?

“haonigejiangming,zheimeduoqian,doushinibadangxianzhangtanwudeba?zangkuannihaigantaoyao,jianzhibuzhixiuchi!”

guomingyilianlengxiao,“jiangming,xu**zhiqianshuoniyaobeishijiweidaizou,wohaixunsizhezanmendoushitongshi,bangniyiba,bieshiyoushenmewuhui……xianzaikanlai,niwanquanjiushizuiyouyingde!”

“jintian,shixiangde,nijiuganjinbaqianpeijixu**,fouze,worangnichibuledouzhezou!”

“shisheizaizheilixuanhua?buzhidaozheishijiweima,haiyoumeiyoudianjilvxing!”

guominghuayingangluo,bangongshidementurankaile。

zhengyanruyilianbinglengdizoulechulai。

“郑组长!”

kanjianzhengyanru,xuyanyanlikexuanranyuqidao:“zhengzuzhang,nikeyaoweiwozuozhu,jiangmingta……taweixiewobuzhungentafenshou,fouzejiuyaoqugaowo!”

“zhengzuzhang,woshijiangmingdeshangsi,xianxingzhendaduidedaduizhangguoming。”

guomingyeyanbabadicoushangqu,ziwojieshao,dengzhejiangminghenhendao,“zhengzuzhang,tingshuonimenshijiweizhengzaidiaochajiangming,woxianzaishimingjubao,jiangmingliyongzhiwuzhibian,weifaluanji!”