第5章 偷鸡不成蚀把米

“实名举报?”

zhengyanrulianseyufalenglie。

zhengfengchicuhaiganzaitamianqianbannongshifei,zhendangtazaibangongshilishilongzima?

“guoduizhangshiba?shimingjubaokeyi,qingnitigongjiangmingweifaluanjidexiangxizhengju,yibujiweijianchashizuobilu,buyaozaizheilichuzheganraowomengongzuo。”

dunledun,zhengyanrubuxianbudandibuchongdao,“dangran,ruguojubaojingchazhengbushushi,guoduizhangyaoxiangqingchuhouguo!”

guomingshenseyijiang,tanayoushenmezhengju?

zhinengyingzhetoupijieshi:“zhengzuzhang,wosuiranmeiyouzhengju,danshiqingxianeryijian,jiangmingyigeyuecaiduoshaogongzi?tanalaideqianjixu**maizheimeduodongxi?kendinglailubuzheng!”

xuyanyanyezaiyipangbangqiang,weiqubabadao:“zhengzuzhang,suiranjiangmingshiwonanpengyou,danwoshizaiburenxinkanzhetazouxiangqitu。”

“kejiangmingtatairangwoshiwangle,jiuzaigangcai,tahaiyinweiwojininneixiefapiaojuxinshengbuman,duiwoweixie……tazenmejiubudongni?wozheimezuoqishidoushiweiletazhexianga!”

tingzhexuyanyansanliangjuhua,jiubajiangmingmiaoshudeshiebushe,zhengyanruxinlidunshengyane。

她又不是瞎子!

hezheweijiangmingzhexiang,jiushijubaobeici,ranhougenbiedenanrengougoudada,yiqidaojiangmingmianqianyaowuyangweishiba?

zhengyanrubenjiuyinweilaogongguanjichengzaiwaidaochugoudadeshi,duixiaosanhendeyaosi,cike,xuyanyansuanshizhuangzaitadeqiangkoushang!

“xuyanyan,jiangmingjinimailiwudeqian,lailuwomenyijingjibendiaochaqingchule,meiyourenhewenti!”

zhengyanruqiangrenzheexin,lenglengdiduixuyanyanchidao,“qingniyihoubuyaozainazheizhongmoxuyoudeshiqing,hunxiaoshiting,yingxiangwomendiaochazudegongzuo!”

“什么?”

xuyanyandengdaleyanjing,nanyizhixin。

yijingdiaochaqingchule?haimeirenhewenti?

这怎么可能!

pianpianzheishi,zhengyanruyouzhuantoukanxianglejiangming:“guanyunijiediaojiweiderenming,dengshangmiantongguohouwohuichuanda,jiangming,nixianhuijianaixindengtongzhiba。”

“zhengzuzhang,nishenmeyisi?jiangmingtabatanwu,nijuranhaiyaojiediaojiangmingjindiaochazu?”

tingdaozhei,xuyanyanzaiyerenbuzhule,kanzhezhengyanrunuwen。

tagenbenjieshoubulezheiyangdejieguo。

“zenme,lianwomenjiweidouzaidiaochadeshi,nizhijiejiujianzidingxingle?neiyaobuwozheizuzhangrangjinidang?”

zhengyanruyilianlengxiao,yuefakanxuyanyanbushunyan。

lengshengdao:“xuyanyan,woxianzaiyouliyouhuaiyi,nizhiqianduijiangmingdejuzheng,youniezaodexianyi,mafannixianzaigenwojinqu,zhongxinzuoyixiabilu!”

嘶!

xuyanyanwenyan,lianseshunjiantieqing,yadoukuaiyaosuile。

mingmingtadounazhezhengjubajiangmingjubaole,jieguozuihouchengniezaole?

zheiyaochuanchuqu,rangbierenzenmekanta!

pangbian,yizhikanxidejiangming,yepoweiyiwai。

zhengyanrubangtashuohua,tanenglijie,bijingliangrenzhijianganggangdacheng“hezuo”。

danzenmekanzheiqingxing,zhengyanrusihushihexuyanyanjigangshangle?

yankanzhexuyanyanyaobeidaiquwenhua,guomingzheishiyeyoudianjile,dayuanchangdao,“zhengzuzhang,fanbuzhezheimejiaozhenba?xu**gangcaijiushiyishijidong,dajiadoushizijiren,woyuanfangbiaoge,yezainimenjiwei……”

“sheigennishizijiren?guoduizhang,qingzhuyinideyanci!haishishuo,xuyanyandejubao,shiguoduizhangnishouyide?”

mianduiguomingtaojinhu,zhengyanrumuguangyileng,genbenbuchizheiyitao。

guomingwenyandangjiheleyitiao,nalihaiganduoyan?

lianlianbaishoupeixiao:“zhengzuzhangyanzhong,wohexu**……womenjiushiputongpengyou,pengqiaoyushang,dui,pengqiao!”

开玩笑!

zhengyanrudediwei,zaishijiweishiduyidangdecunzai。

zhenyaorehuolezheiwei,guomingneiweiyuanfangbiaogegenbenshuobushanghua。

guomingkebujuedezijinengjingdeqishijiweidediaocha。

“jiangming,nijiwodengzhe!”

xuyanyanzaibuganxin,yeshenzhizhengyanrudelihai,henhendidenglejiangmingyiyanhou,buqingbuyuandigenzhezhengyanrujinlebangongshi。

“jiangming,nibiedeyi!yanyanyaoshichuleshenmeshi,wojuebuhuifangguoni!”

bangongshidemengangguanshang,bieleyiduzihuodeguoming,lijiehenhendikanxiangjiangming。

tabugandingzhuangzhengyanru,dankebuhuibajiangmingfangzaiyanli!

“guodui,yuqizaizheiwunengkuangnu,buruhaohaofanshengyixia,youmeiyouzuoguoshenmebugaizuodeshi,bijing,womashangjiuyaobeijiediaodaojiweile,shuobudinghenkuaijiuyouheguoduinin‘jiaoliu’dejihui!”

jiangmingbuxianbudandihuiyingyisheng,chadianmeibaguomingqigebansi!

meiyoulihuiguomingyuandudemuguang,jiangminglikaijiweidalouhou,zhibenjiazhong。

suiranzhengrurangxuyanyanzhongxinquzuobilu,danjiangmingqingchu,zheidingduoshiexinyixiaxuyanyan,genbenbunengbaxuyanyanzenmeyang。

jiangmingxianzaiyaozuode,jiushijinkuaicuchenghezhengyanruzhijiande“hezuo”,jiediaoshijiwei。

zhiyouzheiyang,tacainengyongyouzibaozhili……

……

zuzubangexiaoshihou,xuyanyanheizheyizhanglian,zhongyucongbangongshilichulaile。

xuyanyanheizheliancongbangongshichulai,guominglikeyingleshangqu,manlianduixiao:“yanyan,meishiba?”

“zhengyanrumeiweinanniba?”

“wobiaogezaishiweineibiangongzuo,huitouwokeyizhaotabangmang。”

xuyanyanyibashuaikaiguomingdeshou,lenghengyisheng:“guodui,woshentibushufu,xianhuiquxiuxile。”

tacaizhegaogenxie,niuzheyaozhi,touyebuhuidilikailejiweidalou。

guomingkanzhexuyanyanyuanqudebeiying,lianseyinchen,quantoujinwo。

“xiaoshaohuo,wochizaoyaobanijibanle,wodaoyaokankannizaichuangshangdeshihoushibushihaizheimezhuang。”

buguozuirangguomingnanshoudequeshijiangming。

该死的江铭!

xianshirangzijizaizhengyanrumianqiandiulemianzi,xianzaixuyanyanyejitashuailianzi。

这口气,他咽不下!

tabixudexianggebanfa,haohaojiaoxunyixiajiangming。

yucitongshi,xuyanyanzuozaizijidecheli,botonglefuyuanshandedianhua。

“fuzhuren,niyidingyaobangwochuzheikouqi!”

xuyanyanduizhedianhuakusu,yuqizhongchongmanleweiquhefennu。

“yanyanzenmelezheishi?”

“nibieji,manmanshuo,sheiqifuwodexiaoxingan,wojueduirangtachibuledouzhezou。”fuyuanshananweidao。

“hainengyoushei,jiushijiangminga,taheneigezhengyanruyiqixiongwo…”