第二章
gandehao，biaoyangdeshita，ganbuhao，beiguodeshiwo。
zhangjiudejiyadenuhouzaizheiyikepenyongerchu，“qunimadezhoubapi，laozijintianjiutemegaosuni，nibeilaozikaile，laozitemebuganle！”。
“sheiaigansheigan，nitemeyihoujiandaowojiwoxiaoxindian，jianyici，laozidaniyici！”。
wojihushifadianzheduishoujifachunuhou，yitongshuchuxialai，dunshigandaoquanshenqingsong。
wotangzaishafashang，xiangshouzhefaxiewandepibeigan。
shoujichenmolejifenzhong，caichuanlaixiaoxidetishiyin。
“xiaoxua，wozaijiniyicijihuie，wokeyibaniganggangshuodehuaquandangchengjiuhouhuyan，wojiudangnishihejiushuohuhuale”。
“zuijinyaohenvpengyoujiehunleba，fangzi、chezinizhunbeihaolema？”
“wojiniliangfenzhong，nizijidianliangdianliangba”。
wobeizheizhilaohulichedinaniele，guoyiduanshijianwoqueshiyaohewodenvyoujiehun。
duiyuxianzaidenianqingreneryan，fangzi、chezijibenshangzaifumudejiejixiazhinengfudeqishoufu，haiyaochanghaijishiniandedaikuan，qiyalikexiangerzhi。
jielehunhou，woqueshijiubuzaishigushenyiren，youlejiating，wojiubixukangdeqizeren。
suiranzaizheijiagongsiganhuoleiledian、kuledian、weiquledian，danxinshuifangmianqueshibudi，zugouzaizheizuoerxianchengshiweichibucuodeshenghuo。
zaiwopanghuangzhiji，shoujizaicichuanlaitishiyin。
“xiaoxu，zhiyaonikenweiwohaohaomaiming，nuligongzuo，xiageyuewojiuxiangshangjishenqingjinijiaxin”。
我屈服了。
wozhendetaixuyaoyifenwendingdegongzuo，yifenzuyibaozhangwomenerrendegongzuo。
“zhougea，ganggangxiaodijiuheduola，neixiedoushihuhua，ninbiewangxinliqua，shizaishiduibuzhunin”。
“ei，nianqingrenma，chongdongzhengchangla，dannixiangyaopadegenggaoyidian，duohedahuangxuexueba，hahahaha！”。
dahuangshiwomengongsimenkoubaoweidayeyangdeyitiaogou，dongdesanliujiudeng。
dahuangzhengriduigongsidelingdaotushetou，doutamenkaixin，jiandaowomenzheixietaibuqitou、zhibuqiyaodedagongzi，tazhengrikuangfei。
“haodehaode，zhouge，xiaodizhidaole，juewuxiaci，gaitianxiaodiqingninhejiu，ninshangcibushishuohuangheloudejiubucuo，xiaodiyougepengyoujiuzaineibiangongzuo，daoshihoujizhougehaohaoanpaianpai！”
“hahaha，xiaoxu，zheijiuduilema，nixiaozizhongyukaiqiaoleyidian”
“ng......zhiyuneigejia......wopile！”。
“haohaohao，zhouge，xiexienin！ninjixuwanba，wandejinxing！”。
renzongshihuibianchengzijizuitaoyandeyangzi，huixiangqinianshaokandaodianshijulimianyitaoyouyitaodezhichanghuashu，woshichizhiyibi，danxianzaiwozhiyaoshuadaoneiyangdeshipin，woshizhuzhenxuexi。
kaozaichuangbiankanzhewuyeshifenjiedaoxiadecheshuimalong，womomodianlegenyan。
mingmingwoxiaoshihoushihentaoyanchouyande，danzicongchulexiaomen，gongzuodeneitianqi，biankaishilewowunianyanyindelvcheng。
tangzaichuangshangkanzheshoulidekapian，wobadaxuedetongxue、pengyoudouxiangleyibian，yemeinengcaichuzhubanfangshishei。
danbuguanshishei，jiranshoudaozheizhonggaojijuhuideyaoqinghanjiushiyijianbukeduodedejihui，bujinkeyirenshiyixieshehuishangdegaoduanrenshi，hainengqujieshaoyixiawodeyewu，zaoricungouqian，baituozhoubapi！