尴尬男女

hanshengzhong,yutianxunsutengchuyizhishou,zhuaqilanxinxindeyizhixiaojiaohenhenyiya,chezizaidouposhangchazhu。

weifangzhihouliu,tayouxunsulashangshoucha,xihuo,zhenggeyilianchuandongzuoyiqihecheng,kuairuoshandian。

“啊,啊——!”

chedoutingxialaile,lanxinxinhaizaijianjiao。

yutianhenhendichuanchuyikouqi,kuxiaodao:“haolehaole,biejiaole,meishile。kuaibawodetoufangkai!”

tadetoubeihuangluandelanxinxinsisidibaozhe,gennishuizhirenzhuazhuleyigenjiumingdaocaoside,siyebusongshou,tadebanbianliandoumaijinleneigungunlangtaoli,biziliwendaoleshaonvteyoudexiangwei。

gangcaizheimeyizhenshouzuwucuodizheteng,lanxinxinyifuzaoluanle,mianqiandeyifuyiwei,haijiangyutianbanbianlianjishenxianruneigungunlangtaozhong。

yutianhaoyizhenganga,ganjincongneiyipianwenroulijiangliantaiqilai。

lanxinxinzheihuiyeyishidaoleshenme,jimangditouyikan,kandaoleneiyijingyiweideyifulingkou,yijiconglingkouliyongjichulaidexuebaijifu,jifushanghaoxianghaicanliuzhenanrenshaoxuwenredekoushui。

“a——!”nvhaiyoushiyishengjianjiao,ganjinshuangshouhuanbao,zhedangzhuluchudefengjing,qiaolianruhuoshaoyunyibanhongdaolebozigen,lianshangyeshihuolalade。

“keke……。”yutiangangadigankeliangsheng,bieguotouqukanchuangwaifengjing,haoxiangshenmeshidoumeifashengguoyiban。

lanxinxinhongzhelianxunsuzhenglihaoyifu,zhengzhunbeizhongxindianhuokaiche。

yutiandajiaozuzhi:“dengdeng,haishiwolaiba,nizuofujiashizuo。”takeshipalezheigenvsijile。

liangrenxiachehuhuanweizhishi,kanzhebeizhuangdebianxingledechewei,lanxinxinshiroutengbuyi,haozaimailequanbao,daoshihoujiaobaoxiangongsijiushi。

yutiankaichehuiqudelushang,lanxinxinyoushuolelaodiedeyixieqingkuang。

laodieweiletierzihaizhai,qugongdidalinggong,jieguobuxiaoxinconggongdijiazishangshuaixialai,feileyishuangtui。

erzidebuzhengqi,laodieyoucanzaozheiyangdehenghuo,zhenggejiatingjiuzheiyangkuale,jiangmakuxialeshuangyan。

raner,zongshilaodieyijiadaolezheizhongdibu,taozhaiderenrengmeiyoufangguotamen,gesanchawujiulaibizhai,shenzhihaijiaoxiaozheyaonatamendenverzhouqianqudizhai。

meiyoubanfa,zhouqianzhihaotaoliyunzhou,chuoxuegenzhedagongderenliuquyanhaichengshidagongqule。

zongeryijuhua,laodieyijiakuaidaolejiaporenwangdejuejingle。

tingwanshiqingdejingguo,yutianqinaozhouqiang,henneixiegaolidaidetongshi,xinliyehenqingxing,qingxingtazheigeshihouhuilaile,ruguowanlaiyibu,laodiehejiangmakenengzhenjiukangbuzhuerxunleduanjian,neijiuzhendejiaporenwangle。

kaichehuidaomupengdeshihou,tianseyiwan。

erlaojianyutiananranwuyangdihuilai,jidongdereleiyingkuang,meishijiuhao。

zheiyiye,yutiandadipushuizaipengzili,tingzhewaimianrengranmeiyoutingxideyusheng,xinlihenshinanshou,zheigejiabixugaibian,laodiehejiangmabunengzaiguozheiyangderizile。

tajiuzheiyangxiangzhexiangzhe,yexushitaileile,buzhibujuezheishuileguoqu。

diertianyidazao,yutianzaozaoqilai,tubupaodaolaoyuandechenglimaileyibamianhejigejidanhuilai,jierlaozhulejidanmianzaocan。

erlaochizhejidanmian,zaiyicireleiyingkuang,tamenyebuzhidaoduojiumeichishangzheimehaodedongxile。

yiwanjidanmianjiurangerlaoleiliumanmian,yutiankanlexinlidudehuang。

chiwanzaocan,tahuanleyitaoganjingdeyifuchumenqule。

jinlecheng,yutianlanxiayiliangchuzuche:“shifu,quyagexuan。”

quyagexuanshiliangzhengwugentashuohaode,zaizheigedifangyuejianneigeluoxiaoyong,tadexiangaoqingchuzheicihuiyunzhouderenwu。

sijiguaiyidikanleyutianyiyan,meitouzhizhou。

yijianxidedouyouxiefabaidetxu,yitiaotongyangxideyouxiefabailedeniuziku,jiaoxiachuanzheyishuangjiefangxie。

jiefangxiejianzhishiliangxialechuzuchesijideyanjing,zheizhongxieshishanggeshijiedejiyi,zheiniandaisheihaichuanzheiwanyia。

yagexuanneishishenmedifang,yunzhoubendirendouzhidao,neishiqingniannannvyouhuidedifang,zheijiahuobuhuichuanchengzheiyangquyouhuinvshengba?

ranertaquebuzhidao,yutianjiaoshangdexiewaibiaosuiputong,danqueshijunyongdetezhiduogongnengjiaoxie,shigenjumeigerendejiaodexingzhuanghechicun,yiduiyiliangshendingzuode,shitazheizhongrendezhuanli,shimianshangxiangmaigenbenmaibudao。

“shifu,zheimekanzhewoganma,zoua。”yutiancuicudao。

“e,haohao,mashangzou。”sijihuiguoshenlai,daizheguguaidebiaoqing,fadongcheziliqu。