村口骂街三日,全家跪求我闭嘴!第17章

binkemenyikanzheijiashi,paodegengkuaile!shenme“jingchengyouren”,shenme“jishanzhijia”,baomingyaojina!

zhuanyanjian,gangcaihai“renao”demenkou,biandemenkeluoque,zhishengxiamandilangjieheliansetieqingdetaojiazhongren。

taoyiyichuidesaibangzifasuan,zhongyushoulezuihouyigeqilidezhangyin。

tamanyidikanzhexiamianjifeigoutiao、yipiancandandejingxiang,chayaochuanlekouqi:“ze,zhadieguoranshizhadie,kaigediandouzidaiyinjianbgm!wozheisuona,jiushijitaliangshendingzuode!”

jiuzaizheishi,yigeqinglengdeshengyinzaitashenhouxiangqi,daizheyisibuyichajuedexiaoyi:“runrunhou。”

taoyiyiheleyitiao,mengdihuitou。zhijianshuanmubuzhiheshiyeshanglewuding,yijiushiyishenyuseguanpao,xianchenburan,xianqipiaopiao。

tashouliduanzheyibeihaimaozhereqidecha,zhengdidaotamianqian。neihuamian,guiyiyouhexie——wuding、suona、songzangqu、xiannan、recha…

taoyiyijieguocha,huyidikanzheta:“nizenmeshanglaide?haiyou…zheichanalaide?”zongbuhuishisuishendaizhexiaotanluba?

shuanmumeihuida,zhishikanzhexiamianluanchengyituande“jishanshanhuoxing”,dandandao:“《kuhuangtian》,shangke。xiacishishi《dachubin》,gengyingjing。”

taoyiyiyanjingyiliang,dunshijuedezheiwei“wotouxiong”shunyandebudele!

taguanleyikourecha,haoqiganyundiyipaishuanmujianbang,chadianbatapaixiawuding:

“youpinwei!dongxing!xiaciwochui《dachubin》,nifuzezhanwopangbiansazhiqianzenmeyang?baozhengfenweilaman,songzhadiedeshengyizhitongshibacengdiyu!”

栓穆:“……”

takanzhejianbangshangbeipaichulaidehuiyin,zaikankantaoyiyineiliangdejingrendemouzi,chenmopianke,jingpotianhuangdiqingqing“ng”leyisheng。

taoyiyilele:“chengjiao!zou!shougong!jinerzhei‘kaizhangheli’,zhadiekending‘xihuan’degeyefandoutuchulai!”

taxiaoxindibasuonashouhao,genzheshuanmupiaoranxiawuding,shuanmuzenmeshanglaideyijiushigemi。

duimian,“jishanshanhuoxing”menkou。

taoyoucaikanzhekongdangdangdejiedaoheduimianwudingxiaoshiderenying,youqiyouhen,yanqianzhenzhenfahei,houlongliyiguxingtianyongshang。

“pu——!”zheici,shizhendeyikoulaoxuepenlechulai!

neijigenjueqiangdejiafapian,zhongyubukanzhongfu,suizhetadaoxiadeshenti,piaopiaoyouyoudi…diaozailedishang。

meijinlianjianjiao:“laoye——!”

taoyaozucongzhuozidixiazuanchulai:“die!nidemao…maodiaole!”

yinyinglidetaonianzu,kanzheneipiaoluodejiafapian,youtaiyanwanglewangtaoyiyixiaoshidefangxiang,cangbaidezuijiao,gouqiyisibinglengguiyidehudu。

suonajinghun,shouzhangaojie!zhadiexindian,xiti“fentou”fengshuibaodi!

taoyiyide“suonajinghun”rang“jishanshanhuoxing”chediliangtou,chenglequanchengzhimingde“fentoufengshuidian”。

taoyoucaiqibingzaichuang,meijinliantiantiankuhaozheyaosiletaoyiyi,taoyaoyaogengshidamenbuchuermenbumai。

zhenggetaojia,weiyihai“huobengluantiao”xiangzhebaofude,jiushengneigejichibujida、zhishangpendilidependi——taoyaozule。

“die!niang!nimenbielanwo!”

taoyaozuzaijialishangcuanxiatiao,huoxianggebeicaileweibadehou,“neigesaobaxing!taganzaizanjiaxindianchuisangqu!haidiedouqituxuele!woyaoshibuqujiaoxunta,wohaijiaotaoyaozuma?!wogaimingjiaotaosuotoudele!”

taxuanzexingyiwangleziji“jianesong”deguanghuilishi。

meijinliankukutiti:“wodeera!neixiangxiadifangxiehu!haiyouneigeshadageshuanzhu…”

“傻大个怕什么!”

taoyaozugengzhebozi,yilian“wohenyong”debiaoqing,“wozheicidailesunbopihetashouxiazuidelidesigedashou!gegedoushilianjiazi!haishoushibuleyigeshazihexiao**?”

tafangfoyijingkandaotaoyiyiguidiqiurao、shadageshuanzhubeitacaizaijiaoxiadehuamianle。