chenfengnengzuoshangdajinglizheiweizhi，quankaozhoujiafuchi，jingezhenghaochehupiladaqi，jiezhelongtengjiuloudalaodeshenfen，qiyaqiyazheibuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozi。
“削他！”
“jingli，batadadaojijishangcan？”
“erjiba，wanshihainengqubangecanjizhengshade。”
siwugebaoanlinzhejinggun，qishixiongxiongdejiuchongleshangqu，kanjiashijingebubayehaonongcan，zheishierwanbule。
“xiaozi，niwanle，gandawo，woyouyiwanzhongfangfarangnizaiwomianqianxiaoshi。”
zhoujunhongzhongdelaolianyoujifenzhengning，zaiyunhaishigandongshoudatazhougongzide，yehaojueduishidiyiren。
tabujinyaochengshouzhougongzidenuhuo，yeyaochengshoulongtengjiuloudenuhuo，zhoujungenchenfenghangxieyiqi，feidezhengsitabuke。
“哦，是么？”
“啪！”
qingcuidebazhangshengzaicichuanlai，zhoujunlingbanbianlianyezhongdelaogao，tamanlianjingkongdedengzheyehao，shizaixiangbutongzheiwonangfeizenmehaigandata。
ganzailongtengjiulounaoshi，haidalezhougongzi，keyishuoyehaochupengleyunhaishizuidadejihui，pangrendouzaidengzhekanxiaohua，kanzheiwonangfeijintianzenmeshouchang。
chenfengkandaowaishengyoubeizoule，duiloushangzhaolezhaoshou，yi**baoancongerlouyuguanerxia，tuantuanjiangyehaoyirenweizaizhongjian。
“xiaozi，zaizheidaren，gujishinizheibeizizuoguozuichundeshi。”
“pangzi，redaowo，niyehenchune。”
“made，haiganmawochun！”
chenfengzailongtengyesuanshierbashou，neigebushikantaliansexingshi，yijinghaojiumeirendangangentazheimeshuohuale。
“pangzi，nishilongtengdejingli？”
“zenme，xianzaixiangqiuraole？”
“ai，benxiangyiputongrendeshenfengennixiangchu，kehuanlaidequeshishuyuan，buzhuangle，woshilongtenglaobanwotanpaila，ernibeikaichule。”
“hahahaha……xiaohua。”
yehaocihuayichu，badahuodoujidoulele，longtengjiuloubeikaodidoudedajiazu，laobanzenmehuishigeshangmennvxu，genghekuangchenpangzizheijinglidouganshushinianle，zheibajiaoyijiugenzhanzai**shangside，sheinengbandedao。
“很好笑嘛？”
“queshihaoxiao……tangzong，ninzenmelaile。”
chenfengwenshengxintouyixi，xiaoxixidetianzhezhanglaolian，longtengyibashoulaile，yehaozheixiaozigangganghaizhuangbi，jiudengzhebeidalianba！
yidaojinglideshenying，congmenwaikuankuanzoulai，suoyourendezhuyilidoujujiaozaineidaoshenyingshenshang，chichibukenyidongmuguang。
tangxuening，longtengjiulouzongjingli，shouduanjiqiqiangying，longtengzaiyunhaishishengmingxianhe，douguigongyutayiren。
“chenfeng，cikeqinibuzaishilongtengjingli。”
“e，tangzong，woweilongtenganqianmahoushijinian，meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao……”
“chunhuo，dezuibugaidezuideren，baoanjiangtadaizou，qiyurendousanle。”
tangxueningbingmeiyouguoduofeihua，zhijiedangzhedahuodemianxielechenfengdezhiquan。
cikezuimengbidedangshuzhougongzile，pingbaiwugudeailedunzou，zhengzhunbeikanyehaozenmebeinongcan，sheizhijiujiujingbeixielequan。
“chenjinglizhiquanbudia，zongrankaichuyemeiyouzheimegancuiba！”
“shijinianlaoren，zashuokaijiukaile。”
“meitingtangzongshuoma，tadezuilebugaidezuideren。”
“sheiya，tajiudezuileneiwonangfei，gaibuhuishiyehao……”
“怎么可能是他！”
dahuoyilunfenfen，juedezheishierxiqiao，danyouzhaobudaohelidejieshi。
zhengdangzhongrenyilunshi，tangxueningjingzhizoudaoyehaomianqian，qingroukaikoudao：“laoban，woshilongtengzongjingli，yihouyeshinidesirenzhuli，niduigangcaidechulijieguokehaimanyi？”
“ng，xiangdangmanyi。”yehaoshuangshoubaozaixiongqian，manyouyoudeshuodao。
yehaodeshenfen，zheshirangzhongrengandaoyiwai，longtengdelaoban？nvshentangxueningchengletadesirenzhuli？zheixiaozishizouleshagoushiyun。
zhiqianrenrendouchaofengyehaowonang，xianzairenrendouxiangchengweiyehao，bujinyousuyuqianneiyangdeqingchunmeirendanglaopo，haiyoutangxueningzheiyangdexinggannvshendangtieshenzhuli。
yehaochunfengdeyi，jiuyourenyaoqingchangshiyile。
zhoujunshuangshoudangzhelaolian，manyanyuandudedingzheyehao，jintiancuanzheichangju，yuanbenxiangbaodemeirengui，shunbianxiuruyifanyehao，jinggaotabiexianglaihamachitianerou。
danshishiqueqiahaoxiangfan，tabujinbeirenxiulile，haiyanmianjinshi。
“yehao，shanbuzhuanshuizhuan，zanmenzouzheqiao。”
zhoujunliaoxiajuhenhua，jiuyaozhuanshenlikai，daizaizheiyijingmeiyousihaoyoushi，zhihuituzengxiuru。
“我让你走了么？”
“sharenbuguotoudiandi，yehao，zuorenliuyixian，rihouhaojianmian。”zhoujunwuzhelian，youxieweijudedingzheyehao，zheixiaozizaitayanzhongjiushigefengzi。
“zhoujun，zhoujiashiba，sanrihougunchuyunhaishi，fouzexiuguaiwobukeqi。”
yehaolikaiyunhaishiliunian，zhoujunzheisunzikemeishaoqifuyuqian，shenzhitongguoshangyeshouduanbipoyuqianjiufan，jinritayehaojiranfengyunhuigui，bianhuirangzheixierenfuchuchenzhongdedaijia。
“he，yehao，niyebupafengdashanleshetou，congjinriqizhoujiahuiquanmiandayasushijituan，kansheixiangunchuyunhaishi。”
zhoujunyebuganshiruo，zaicishuailejuhenhua，jiucongcongxiangyaotaolilongtengjiulou，zheiliyijingbushitadezhuchang。
longtengjiulouwai，yingbinhongtanshang。
“hei，zheirenzhangdezhenchoue，lianzhongdegenzhutouside！”
“chouyatou，shuosheichouni！”
“谁丑谁知道。”
zhoujunxinliyuanbenjiuwozhehuo，gangchumenpengdaogewuliusuidexiaoguniang，temehaizhizhetahanchou，zandoubuguoyehao，hainengbeigexiaoyatoupianziqifulebucheng。
“chouyatou，wosilannidezui。”
“aiya，choubaguaiyaoqifuxiaohaila！”
guoguohanjiaoleyisheng，shentiguyixiangzhoujunkaoqu。
zhoujunkanzhunjihui，shuangshouquzhuaguoguo，yanchouzhejiuyaoniezhutadexiaogebo，quehuranganjuejiaodiyiqing，zhenggerendouzaidaozaidi，naodaigengshikezhetaijieshang，xianxuezhiliu。
“zheimedarenyebuxianhaisao，lianwozheimekeaidexiaoguniangdouqifu，nidieshizenmejiaonidee！”
“choubaguaiganjingun，yihoujianzheniyici，daniyici。”
guoguodiaozhebangbangtang，shuangshouchayao，yifugunainaihenbuhaoredemoyang。
zhoujunmimihuhudecongdishangpaqilai，suishoumodiaoetoudexianxue，huanghuanghuhudecongcemianpaolu，shunshoulanleliangchuzu，canghuangtaoli。
guoguocaizhehongtanjinlelongtengjiulou。
“aiyou，laoba，wozongsuanzhaodaonile。”
“怎么了果果？”
“nilaolaota……e，wolaolaohunmile，haoxiangshizhongdule，nikuaihuiquchouchouba！”
“中毒……”