第2章

“zhugong,hanzhongjundezuihouyigexianchengyijingbuzhanerjiangle,zheicizhandouwomensiwangbudaoyiqianren。”

wangdazhishiyigedalaocu,zhinenghuibaozheyixieculvedexinxi。zhiyuzheichangzhandoujiaohuoleduoshaoqianliang,fululeduoshaoshibingdoumeiyoutongji。

hanzhongjunyouqixian,ershiqiwanrenkou,meitiandezhengwurangwangxuantoudoudale,tahainayoushijianqulihuiqitade。

haihaotajiangzhangludebandiquanbufulu,qizhongsuiranmeiyoushenmeheheyoumingdedacai,danshiguanliyijunzhididerencaihaishiyoude,zhiyaotaxueliupaopaolixianxiashi,xiangbitamenyidinghuidaotoujiubai。

“wangda,jiwojiangneijirenjiwodaishanglai。”

meiduojiu,shuangshoubeibangzaishenhoudejirenbeidaileshanglai。

“wangda,worangnihaohaoduidaigeweixianshenghejiangjun,nijiushizheiyangduidaitamende。”

wangxuanyijiaojiangwangdachuaidaozaidi,biaoqingxinjiyoukuijiu,bugurenheyitai,paodaodirenmianqianyiyijitamenjiekaishengsuo。

“geweixiansheng,zheishiwowangxuandecuowu。”

zheigebiaoyan,wozijidougandongle,huodeyigeaosikaxiaojinrenmeishenmewenti,nimenhaibugankuaidaowowanlilai。

“jiangjunyalianggaozhi,songyuanyibaijiangjunweizhu。”

“haohaohao,wodexianshengruyudeshui。”

wangxuanjimangjiangcirenchanfuleqilai,zheikeshidiyigetoukaozijiderencai。

张鲁的手下,名松?

我去?

这不就是杨松吗?

wangxuanganjuetaxianzaijiuxiangshitunleyizhicangying,erqiehaikazailehoulongzhong,tuchulaiexin,yanxiaqugengjiaexin。

“主公你怎么了?”

shangyikegangrenzhu,xiayikeyangsongjiujinrulezhuangtai。

“meishiwozhishigantantianxiadaluan,daozeisiqi,shoukudehaishiliminbaixing。”

wangxuansuibiandejieshi,jiezheyouduilingwaiyirengongshoushuodao:

“zheiweixiansheng,shifouyuanyizhuwozhilihaohanzhongjun。”

“哼!”

yanpulenghengyisheng,touzhuanguoqubukanwangxuan。

“ai!jiranzhuweibuweiwoxiaoli,liuzhezhangludejiarenjiumeishenmeyongle,haiburusongtamenquhezhanglutuanyuan,yekeyishengxialaiyixieliangshi。”

wangxuanbenlaishixiangxueliubeide,jieguobeidalianle,taxianzaijiwushenfenmingwang,youwuguanzhidiwei,shuobaile,jiushiyigedayidiandeluanzei,zenmekenengyoumoushiwujiangqingeryijudetoukaoziji,suoyitazhinengchucixiace。

“jiangjunyouguoyoumin,yanpuyuanyiweizhugongxiaoli。”

yanpuyaoyaqiechi,shifenbuqingyuan。

wangxuancaibuguanta,yifulixianxiashidemoyang,jiangqiqinzifuqi。

“先生赶快来了。”

wangxuanzheicidexiaorongshizhenxinshiyide,zheikeshiyigebeidigudemouchen,zhishiyushanglezhanglu,yaoshixuanduizhugong,jueduinengmingshengdazao。

“erweijiangjun,shifouyuanyizhuwo。”

wangxuanjiezheduilingwailiangrenshuodao。

“yangren,yangbobaijianzhugong。”

liangrenrenzhuzhihou,takeyishuoshiwanwanquanquanjieshoulezhangludejibenpan,hanzhongjunyesuanshizoushanglezhenggui。

zheixierenlikaihou,dizhetouyiyanbufadewangdaxiaoxixideshuodao:

“haihaihai!zhugongwoyanjizenmeyang。”

“haibucuo,danshiyuwoxiangbichayuanle。”

“wangda,wohaiyourenwuyaojiaojini,zheijianshinibixumimixingdong,buyunxurenherenzhidao。xuanchuzuiqiangdejishigeshibing,quluoyangzheiyangzheiyang,neiyangneiyang,jizhulemeiyou?”

tajiexialaidejudongbixuyaobaomi,dahanyuweihaizai。yaoshizheijianshitouluchuqu,jintiangangrenzhudesiren,kendinghuilikelikaiziji。gengjiakepadeshi,qitazhuhouyidinghuilianheqilaigongdaziji。

hehuanghouneikeshiguomu,napashidongzhuo,yezhinengjiangqicisi。

洛阳!

liuhongzhengzaiheyixiegongnvxixiwanshua,yaoshuosheihuiwan?bangshangbijingyouliuhongdemingzi。

开裆裤。

好家伙。

宫女必须穿。

taqueshifangbian,suishisuididoukeyi。zhengshizheiyangsiwujidandefuchu,jieguobazijijiwanhuaile,danshiqiyijiuhaizaijianchi。

“皇后我来了。”

liuhongjintianxinxinmanman,yinweiyourenjitaxianshangyikedabudedanyao,youlezheikedanyao,tazaiciyouxinxinhehuanghouwanshuale。

liuhongcongyigexiaoyuhezhongnachuleyikechihongsededanyao,haobuyouyuditunlexiaqu。

jiezheyibasikailechuanglian,jieguokongkongdangdangshenmedoumeiyou。

“哈哈哈!”

“huanghouxihuanhezhenwanduoduozangzangdeyouxi。”

……

时间返回到了现在。

hanzhongjun,nanzheng,junshoufubieyuan。

“meirenjinyeyuanyiyuwotongchuanggongzhenfou?”

“dadanzeizi,nikezhidaobengongshishei?”

hehuanghoukanzheyanqianyanyuqingfu,shenqingweisuodenanzi,dafanuhuo。tayuanbenheliuhongyuehaole,yaoyiqiwanyouxi,jieguomomingqimiaodebeirenbangdaozheili。

“huanghoujiejie,nihaoxiongao!”

为了土豆冲啊!

wangxuanshenchushuangshou,jiangzheigezuigaoguidenvrenlouruhuaizhong。

yigetuhujiazudenvzi,pingshenmenengdangshanghuanghoudeweizhi?

wangxuanjingguoqinshoudaliangzhihou,zhongyumingbaileqizhongdeyuanyin。chulejiaoruhuayanderongmao,haiyouwanmeideshencai。

dangranhaiyouzuizhongyaodeyigeyuanyin,wangxuanrihoucaizhidao。

“贼子,放开我。”

怎么可能?

wangxuanyaoshishangyikefangshou,xiayiketadeshentijiuhuizaofan,youqishijikedeshuangshouhexiongdi。

呜呜呜呜呜!

……

wangxuanmingbaile,zheicaishituhuzhinvnengchengweihuanghoudezhongyaoyuanyin。

liubiandounengdajiangyou,danshiquegenhuanghuaguinvyiyang。

wangxuandakailexitongsuohuachengdebaipishu,suoshuhetaihoudeneiyiyeshunjianxiaoshile,tongshifangjiandedimianshangchuxianleyiduipinzhiyouliangdetudou。

turanchuxianzaidishangdetudou,helewangxuanyitiao。

zhuanshenkanqu,hehuanghouchenchendeshuizhe,yexuzuoleshenmemeimeng?zuijiaoluchuqianqiandexiaorong。

wangxuanfangxiaxinlai,yaoshihehuanghoufaxianbaipishudemimi。napashiliangrenyijingzhigenzhidi,tayejuebuhuishouruan,baipishushitazuidademimi。

tongshitudoudezaizhongfangfahegezhongchifa,yinkezailewangxuandenaozhong,taxianzaijiuxiangshihetudoudajiaodaojishiniandezhuanjia。

bianshi,bolibolizhizaogongyi。

jizaizhehehuanghoudediyiyehuachengjianglidetudouhou,dieryedeziliaochuxianle。

bianshi,caolaobandefurenzhiyi,caopidemuqin。

woqu,zheishirangtazoucaozeidedaolu,rangcaozeiwulukezou,zhibuguotaxihuan。

wangxuanbihebaipishu,xiachuangdaliangzhezheiyiduitudou,zheihaoxiangbiyibaiqiankeduoba!

lashangchuanglian,zijinvrendeshuiyanzenmenengrangqitarenkan。

“来人。”

wangdadingzhexiongmaoyanzoulejinlai。

“zhugongyouheshiqing,xuyaofenfu。”

“wangda,jiwojiangzheixiedongxinongchuqu,fangzaiyinandedifang,yidingyaohaohaobaocun,zanshibuyunxuyikeliuchujunshoufu。”

“haiyouwanchengzheijianshihou,nijiuquhaohaoxiuxi。”

“明白了主公!”

wangdazhisuoyishouzaiwangxuanmenwai,shiyinweiwangxuanpasi。