第1章 跪下给我叫妈!

“bukeneng!wobabukenengbawosongjini!”jiangqingmeiyijiaojiangshitubaozhuzijidefeipanglaonanrenchuaifan,“gunkai,biepengwo,nibuqianziwozoule!”

shuowantalakaimenjiuyaozou。

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jiangqingmeishuranzhuanshen,manmianchaofeng:“nizheisipangzi,buhuiyiweibinchengjiuniyigeyouqianren?nibutouzi,wohaizhaobulaibierenle?”

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“luxiansheng,woshijiangqingmei。”

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“hengfengdichandeliuzonggenwodadu,shuowoyaojinwannenglalaiyiqianwandetouzi,jiuguixiajiwohanma。”

jiangqingmeipilipalabashiqingshuowan,caifaxianduimianderenyizhimeiyouchusheng,tayouxietante,zhengxiangzaiwenyiju,erpanjiuchuanlainanrendichenlengliedesangyin:“dengwo。”

电话挂了。

“shenmeluxiansheng?nirenshinageluxiansheng?”liuzonghuyidewen,xinlimomingyouxiejinghuang,binchengyougeluxianshengshitawanwandezuibuqide。

jiangqingmeilenghengleyisheng,meiyoudalita。

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