净身出户

“ma,nibieqihuaileshenzi,womeishi。”

bingfanglizhongyuanjingxialai,woganjiditibingchuangshangmaleiledelaotaitaiyeleyebeizi,kuanweidao。

laotaitaiwozhulewodeshou。

“youyou,nizhendeyaogenneigeniezhanglihunma?taxianzaijiushihutu,yishijianhaimeikanqingchuneigenvrendezhenmianmu,youyou,nizaijitayicijihuihaobuhao?womenlujiajiuzhirennizheiyigeerxi。”

laotaitailazhewodeshoukukukenqiudao。

yuanlai,tagangcaishenmedoutingjianle。

woyanquanbujinhongle,diletou,banshangcaishuodao:“ma,nifangxin,wobuhuiluanlaide。”

taxianzaishentizhuangkuangbuhao,woyezhinengxianhonghongta。

laotaitaizheicaisongleyikouqi。

pianke,tachenchenshuiqu,woyecongbingfanglichulaile。

yeshenrenjingdeyiyuanmenkou,zaojiumeilerenheyingzi,woxianglexiang,henshiqudezhaoshoujiulanxiayiliangchuzuchequlejiudian。

wokebunenghuiqudaraoleneiliangrendehaoshi。

haiyou,woxianzaiyebunenghuijiangjia,laotaitaidefanyingtixingdaowole,womashentiyebuhao,yaoshizhidaozheigexiaoxi,gujihuigentayiyang。

dangwan,wozhuzailejiudian。

一夜好眠。

ciri,dangchuangwaiyimodandandejinsegangsajinlai,wodeshoujijiuzaichuangtoujushangfenglesidejiaoleqilai。

“喂?”

wobudebumimihuhubashoujizhualeguolai。

“da**,nizheiyiwanshangqunalea?guyezhengdengnini,zaibuhuilai,tayaofahuole。”

yuanlaishizhangmadalaidedianhua。

woyidazaobeichaoxing,limazaibeizilihenbushuangdewenleju:“tafashenmehuo?woyoudezuitale?”

“bushia,da**,niwanglemeitianzaoshangjitazuozaodianma?tachilecainengqushangbana。”

zhangmahenwunaidetixingwo。

我终于睁开了双眼。

shile,wodouwanglezheimashi,qianshiwoduizheigegounanrenzhaogudewuweibuzhi,womeitiantajingxinzhunbeiyirisancan,haiweitayuntanghaoshangbandeyifu。

shenzhi,liantadeyagao,wodouhuijihao。

erzheixieshiqing,mingmingjialiyongrenyeshikeyizuode。

我这大**!

“zhangma,yihouzheishiwojiubusihoule,nirangtazijijiejue。”

ranhou,wozhunbeiguadiaodianhua。

张妈:“……”

“tazenmeshuo?wohaiyouershifenzhongshangban,nigaosuta,ruguoganbudaojintianjiubiehuilaile!”

quemeiliaodao,zheishidianhualijuranchuanlaileluwenzehenbuyuedeshengyin,dunshi,wogezhepingmudouxiangxiangchuletayinchenlenglideyangzi。

呵呵~~

还威胁我?

fangxin,buyaoshuojintian,yihouwodoubuhuihuiqule。

wohaobuyouyubashoujiqiale。

yidaqingzaobeigoudongxizheimeyinao,woyemeishuiyile,xiangzhehaiyaoquzhaolvshizixunlihundeshi,wobudebupaleqilai。

“fangning,woxiangzhaogelvshi,nineibianyoutuijianma?”

wofanchulehaoyoutongxunlu,zhaodaoyiweifaletiaoxinxiguoqu。

jieguo,zuzudengleyifenduozhong,caikandaoduifangfaleyitiaoxinxiguolai。

“wotmkanlehaojibian,caiquedingshini,nizhongyuxiangqilianxiwole?nizhaolvshiganshenme?zheiyidazaodebuyongjinimenjiazunguidelaogongzhunbeizaocanma?lutaitai!”

“……”

wokanzhezheihaijigewenhao,yishijianzhanzaixishoujiandejingzijingbuzhidaozenmehui。

meicuo,wohenjiumeilianxiguotale。

qianshijiajiluwenzehou,woquanbuxinsidoupudaoletashenshang,woduanleshejiao,paoxialepengyoujiaren,yixinyiyizhaoguzheta,jiuxiangzhetayouyitiannenghuitoukankanwo。

kejieguoshiqinianhou,woyaotiaoloule,talianyingzidoukanbudao。

多可悲!

“woyihoudoubuhuijitazhunbeizaocanle,fangning,woyaogenluwenzelihun。”

wozhongyubazheijuhuadalechuqu。

chaneijian,neibiandehaoyoushoudaohou,fanyinggengkuazhangle,tayiliandaleshijigegantanhaoguolai!

“jiangyou,womeitingcuoba,niyaolihun?nishibushijintianzaifashaoa?”

“meiyou,buruwomenjianmiantan?”

wodandandihuifuleyiju,zhuanshencongxishoujianchulai,wojiukaishihuanyifu。

fangningyoufalaileyigenanyizhixindebiaoqing。

buguozuihouwomenhaishiyuehaolejianmiandedidian,suiji,wojiandanshoushiyixiajiulikailejiudian。

luwenzejiranbubalihundangyihuishi,neiwozhinengzijixiangbanfakuaisujiejue,xianzaidewo,zaitashenbianduodaiyifenzhongdoujuedeshijianao。

市中心,茶餐厅。

gangdaozhei,wojiukandaolezuozhetaiyangsandixiadefangningzhengzaichaowohuishou。

“柚柚,这里!”

woguaneryixiao,tizhebaojiuguoqule。

“nidaodishizenmehuishia?haoduanduandezenmeyaogentalihunle?nibushiaitaaideyaosiyaohuo?”

fangningxinggebijiaozhi,meijiehunqiangenwoguanxiyoutie,shier,yijianwojiumaleqilai。

woduanqimianqiandechaheleyikou。

zheizhongganjueqishitinghao,xiangxiangqianshi,wodaolehoulaidejinian,shenbianzhendeliangeshuohuaderendoumeile,meitiandouzaiguhunyeguiyiyanghuozhe。

“xiangtongle,buaile。”

womeizhaoneimeduojiekou,henpingdandehuidalezheigehaoyou。

fangningdunshiyanjingyouzhengdale!

“niqueding?ni16suijiuxihuanshangtale,19suineiniantagenrendajiajinlejuzi,tafumudoubuguanle,nihaishabulajipaoqujingjujitadanbao,chadiannidouchenglebuliangshaonv,xianzaishuobuaile?guixin?”

tayijidong,bawoyiqianganguodesuoyouchunshidoujibaolechulai。

我表情僵了僵。

queshi,woqianshiweilezheigenanrenchadianbazijidoujihuile。

neishideluwenzehenhunzhang,dagaishizaitaneigeyouxiugegedeyingxiangxia,tazhangguanlushiqiandoubuganrenshi,neicidajiayaobushiwoguoqudanbao,tazhendejiuyaobeisongqugaizaole。

kexi,hunhouwokukudengdaiwuguo,shizheshuochuwocengjiuguota,quehuanhuilaiyiju:“jiangyou,nihaizhenshishenmehuangdougansa!”

呵呵~~

zheiyishijueduibuhuitibangezi,quandangwozijineishiwunao。

“xing,niyaoli,wokendingzhichini!”

fangningdagaicongwodebiaoqingkanchubushikaiwanxiao,zhongyu,tayezhengshiqilai,

“qishiwomenjige**meizaojiubukanhaonizheiduanhunyin,nikankanzicongjiehunhoudoubianchengshayangle?”

“……”

我苦笑了一声。

“buguonizheilihunhuiyoudianmafana,luwenzeshenjiahengao,nidasuanfentaduoshaocaichan?”

tahenguanxindewenqilezheigewenti。

kewoquezhishidandanpieletayiyan,shuodao:“wobuxuyao,jingshenchuhujiuxing!”