Chapter
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在这一处重逢
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哄笑声中
他是恶劣的始作俑者
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liangyebobodehuamingcegezaijiangtaishang,beifengguaqi,zaibankongguailejigewaner,piaodaoyinshuijiqiandeneiyitanshuizizhongyang,ruantatadibeijinshi。
zhouyubaozhelanqiuhuidaojiaoshi,congpangbianjingguo,yanjingwangxiayipie,huranzhuzu。
huamingcezuihouyixing,neigebeishuiyinkaidemingzi——linman。
tadingzheneilianggezikanlehaojimiao,zhouzhemei,huitouwenhoutoudechensong:“zanmenbanyougejiaolinmande?”
chensongmangzhewangzuiliguanyinliao,jimangyanwanyikou,huidao:“meia。”
congwaimianpaohuilaideqizishuaiyizhangxiaobailianbeishaidetonghong,qichuanyuyudichazui:“shi……shiyouzheimegeren,danshimeilaibaodao,tingshuojialichuledianershi。”
“niwentaganshenmeya,renshideren?”qizishuaibaguadizhuiwen。
zhouyuyijingzouhuizuowei,balanqiuwangyizixiayisai,maitoushuijue。shuizheshi,meitouyehaizhouzhe。
似乎心情欠佳。
chensongyongkuazhangdezuixingwushengwenqizishuai:“zenmehuishi?”
qizishuaitanshou,tayebuzhidaoa,gangcaihaihaohaode。tayanzhuziguliuyizhuan,shixianyouyidaohuamingceshang。
jiuyuedewuhou,menrenandang,yangguangdazaibolichuangshang,chanmingruzhangchaoshidehaishuixiongyongpengpaidixilai。
yubeilingxiangle,wuxiushijianjieshu,bushaotongxuezairouzheyanjingxingkeshui。zhongwudingzhedataiyangpaochuqudalanqiudejigenanshengzheishizepifadipazaikezhuoshang,meijingdacaide。
zhouyuzhenzhezijiyitiaogebo,yizhichuyubanmengbanxingdezhuangtai。
zicongkandaoneigemingzi,tadesixujiubushoukongzhi,youdianerpiao。
fanguangezheyitiaozoudaodechensong,rushuijikuai,shenzhihuankuaididaqilexiaohulu。
yigenfenbitoujingzhundizazaichensongnaodaishang。
chensongjingdeyidanqi,jiujianguandichuxianzailejiaoshiqianmen,dingjingyikanheibanzuiyoubiandekechengbiao——xiawudiyijie,yuwen。
“啊,老关的课!”
guandishixinshanyizhonggaoyi13bandeyuwenlaoshi,jianbanzhuren。yibaibaipangpangdezhongniannanren,zhangxiangfeichangyoufuqi,cimeishanmude,nandekanshangquhaibuyouni。
guandichaohoupaizouguolai,wenchensong:“zhongwuyouchuqulangle?”
“mei……meiya。”chensongzhizhiwuwu,ceguotoukanzhouyu,jimeinongyandixiangtaqiuzhu。
上课铃及时响了。
“daihuierzaizhaonimensuanzhang!”guandihuidaojiangtai,xiangdaowaimianhaizhanzhegexintongxue,chaozoulangshangzhaozhaoshou,“ganjinjinlai。”
“jidajiajieshaoyixia,zheishizanmenbandelinmantongxue,chileyizhoulaixuexiaobaodao,pingshidajiaduobangmangzhaoguzhedianer……”
dixiashuchensongheqizishuaizuilaijing,shifenzhongqiandebaguaduixiang,xianzaidajiaguanglin,keyishuofeichangdiyouyisile。
liangrenchenzhanglebozizhangwang。
chuanzhexiajibaisexiaofudeyigerenyingchuxian,qingqingshoushoude,zhangfaroushundizhuizaishenhou。heisefanbushubaobaozaixiongqian,chendiandiande,kanyangzilimianzhuanglebushaoshu。
qizishuaidiyifanyingshi,e,linmanguoranshigenvsheng。
dierfanying,hei,haishigezhangdetingpiaoliangdenvsheng。
tahechensongzaibuyueertongdiqukanzhouyudefanying,houzhekaozheqiangbi,yemeizaishuile,yishuangyanjingchenchendiwangzheqianfang。
guandihuanshiruodadejiaoshi:“linman,zhiyouyizuhaiyougekongwei,nixianquzuozheba。”taqianjitianjiubazuoweijipaihaole,dangshishuhu,wanglebanshanghaiyougenvshengmeidao。
linmanzangzaikuandaxiaofuxiuzilideshoubuyouzizhudijinlejin,xiangzuihouyipaizouqu。
jiaoshiyinweitadechuxianerbiandegewaianjing,dajiadaliangdemuguangzhongfenfendaizhehaoqi。
tashuangmoudichui,muguangluozaidishang,kanjianyizhilanqiucongbianshanggunlechulai,dangzaiguodaozhongjian。tajiaobudunleyixia,raoguolanqiu,laidaoyizubahaodezuoweishang。
zhouyufaxian,zijibeihushilegechedi。
qizishuaibutaiganxindicongzuoweishangtanchubanbianshenti,xiaoshenghan:“wei,xintongxue,renshiwomenlaodama?”tazhilezhizhouyu。
linmanshunzhetadeshouzhikanleyanzhouyu。
talianshangdeshenqingyoudianerlengdan,muguangcongzhouyudemeiyanshangyilveerguo,meiyoubandianerbolanqifu:“burenshi。”
buzhidaoweishenme,qizishuaixinligedengyixia。
zhouyurengrankaozheqiang,xiejiannianzailanqiushang,dongledong。yiguanmeiduodabiaoqingdelianshangqueluchuyimoxiao,burenshi?
——很好。
linmantongxue,nidanziyoudianerdale。
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guandizhengzaiheibanshangbanshu。
linmanbakebenzhengzhengqiqimahao,fankaiyuwenshu,renzhentingjiang,nulibuqukanqianzhuonanshengdehounaoshaoer。meijianchiduojiu,xinlimomingfaxu。
yijiekehaoburongyiaoguoqu,guandilinzouqianhaibuwangxuanbuyigehaoxiaoxi:“mingtianjinxingyushuwaisankedemodikaoshi,dajiazuohaozhunbei。”
cihuayichu,dixiaaimingaoao。
linmanyezaiananaonao,zaozhidaohaiyaomodikao,gancuizaiwanliangtianbaodaodele。
可惜没有早知道。
taqinshihaiyouhenduodongximeiyouzhenglihao,xiawuyishangwanke,jiucongjiaoshihoumenfeibenchuqu,yuguangli,haoxiangkandaozhouyuhuileyixiatou。
takuaibupaoxiataijie,zoulangheloudaomashangbeifengyongerchuderentianman。bishihuanghun,xuanlandexiyanglongzhaozhezhengzuoxuexiao。
tadegaoyi,jiuzaiyipianbinghuangmaluanzhongkaishile。
diertiandeyuwenheshuxuekaoshinandujiaoda,zhishidianhenpian。linmankanzhetimuliangyanfahua,youshoumangjiaoluan,deng**xiangle,tihaimeidawan。jiankaolaoshizhanzaijiangtaishangcuicu:“buyaozaixiele,jiaojuan!”
kejianbushaotongxuezaiduidaan。
linmanqianmiandezuowei,zongxiandehenrenao,laoweizheren,yijiushijigechanghezhouyuzouzaiyiqidenansheng。
zhouyuzuozaizhongjian,daomeizenmetingtashuoguohua。
tadebeiyingxiuzhangtingba,queairuanlegenjinsidexieyizaishenhouxuebaideqiangbishang。linmanyinyuenengkanjianyigelunkuofenmingdecelianheganjingliluodexiahexian。
danyebuganzhengdaguangmingdikan,zhishitoumiao。
toumiaodaotazhuanbishihoulinghuodeshouzhi。
toumiaodaotayazaishouzhouxiabijiliaocaodecaogaozhi。
toumiaodaotashangtangshuxuekaoshitiqianbanxiaoshigexialebi,zaiyiciwuliaodipazheshuiqilejue。
linmanzhuannianyixiang,pingshenmetayaogenzuozeiyiyang?
自找的呗。
——“wei,xintongxue,renshiwomenlaodama?”
——“不认识。”
linmanmomoaonaodiqiaolexiatou,dangshizenmejiuchengyishizhiqi,shuoleneisangezi,qingqingchuchugenzhouyuhuakailejiexian。
keyixiangqicongqian,taxinlideneiguzinuqiyouchongshangtou,sisigengzhexiabuqu。
burenshijiuburenshi,shuochukoudehuajuebufanhui。
不蒸馒头争口气。
xiawujinshengyitangyingyukaoshi,shilinmanshanzhangdekemu。
weilebuchuchazi,tazhongwuhaizaikanyingyufanwen,jizhongdiandancihechangyongjushi。kaikaozhiqian,tatedipaoquweishengjianxilebalengshuilian。
zheitangshibanzhurenguandijiankao。
juanzihedatikafaxialai,guangbolimashangjiuyaobofangyingyutingli。
“inthissection,youwillhearsixconversation**etweentwospeakers……”
linmanrenzhentingti,haihao,meiyoutainan,xuanxianglisuiranshelexianjing,dannengbikai。
taxinqingfangsongleyidianer,quehurandalegege。
hedetaganjinyongyizhishouanzhulexiongkou,danshisihaobuguanyong。guoleliangsanmiao,youyigegeer,yigejieyige,genbentingbuxialai。
tayoudianerjinzhang,fenleshen,xiayishidiqukanqitatongxuedefanying,faxiandajiadouzairenrenzhenzhentingguangbo,yinggaibuhuizhuyidaotazheibian。
yushi,linmanzaizijifeichangyoujiezoudedagesheng,heshentiqingweidezhenfudangzhong,jiannandiwanchenglezhengtaoyingyutingliti。
“ge——”zheitixuana,linmanzaishijuanshanggoudaan。
“ge——”zheitiyinggaishic。
“ge——”yijiuxuancmeicuo。
tinglijieshu,guangboguanbi,kaochangneihuifuanjing,zhishengshijuanfanyededongjinghetoudingdefengshansheng。
jiuzailinmansonglekouqishi,zhouyuhuranhuitou,shixianqingpiaopiaodiluozaitashenshang,daliangdemuguangdaidianerxiexing,haidailedianerqingman,piandideshengyinxiangqi:“tongxuenizenmehuishi,niyingxiangwoyingyukaoshile。”
wuyuanwugubeizhaochaer,linmanxianshiyileng。
zhouyuyoushuo:“guangtingnidagequle,doumeigudeshangtingguangbo。”
xiangshiweilehuiyingta,linmanbuyouzizhudidouleyixia:“ge——”zheiyici,sihuhaifenwaixiangliang。
suoyourendoudingzhetamenzheibian,jiaoshiyaquewusheng。
然后,哄堂大笑。
qizhongshuqizishuaizheigekanrenaobuxianshidadejiahuozuimaili,xiaodeyandoumeile,zhishengtiaofenger,haiyibiankuangpaizhuozi。
林满的脸唰地通红。
takaoqianyonglengshuixiguolian,meicataigan,eqiandeliuhaierheerbianjilvtoufashidadade,xianzaikanxiandeshifenlangbei,jiongdetoudingkuaimaoyanle。
tapinmingdaxiamiandeti,bugantaitou,yebuganqukanzheijianshideshizuoyongzhe。
ketafenmingyetingdaoletadexiaosheng。
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zheicimodikaoshilaidecongmang,jieshudeyecongmang。kaoshiguohou,jinzhangdeqifenyanxiaoyunsan,jiaoshilijixushangyanzhemeitianxixiaodanaoderichang。
linmanchidaoyixingqi,faxianzijicuoguolehenduo。nvshengaizhadui,jihumeigerendouyoulegudingdewanban,ziranerranxingchenglegezhongxiaotuanti。linmangujiaguarenyige,daduoshihoudouzuozaizuoweishang。
bijingdaolexinhuanjing,zongyaoyouyigeshiyingdeguocheng。tadaojuedemeishenme。
rangtabijiaokunraode,shitadeqianzhuo,zhouyutongxue。
biruxianzai,yuwenzaozixi,yipianhunluanyouliaoliangdedushushengzhong,linmanfaxianleyigetebiedeshengyin。
taduzhuziqingde《hetangyuese》zhongxuyaobeisongdeduanluo:“ququzhezhedehetangshangmian,miwangdeshitiantiandeyezi。yezichushuihengao……”
zhengqianfangchuanlaiyigeshengyin,jingenzhetazainian:“cengcengdeyezizhongjian,lingxingdidianzhuizhexiebaihua……”
宛如二重奏。
linmanfangmanyusu,tayemanxialai。
linmansuoxingfangxiashubuzaichusheng,tayebudule。
两人像较上了劲。
linmanyaochudazhao,biezhuyikouqi:“zheishihouyeziyuhuayeyouyisidezhandongxiangshandianbanshashichuanguohetangdeneibianquleyezibenshijianbingjianmimidiaizhezheibianwanranyouleyidaoningbidebohen……”
zhangzhangyiduanhuameiyisitingdun,linmanyoudianerdeyidifaxian,zhouyudeshengyinguoranmeinenggenshanglai。
zhishi,tachadianermeibeizijibiesi。
tazhengdeyizhe,quefaxianzhouyukanzheta,sixiaofeixiao。shaoniandemianronglongzheyicengmenglongdejinsechenguang,rangrenyouzhongwenroudecuojue。
queranglinmanxinlifaliangfachu。
yexuyinweicaikaixuebujiu,dajiachendudereqinghaibijiaogao。guandizaiheibanshangxiejintianzaoshangderenwu,bei《qinyuanchun·zhangsha》。morenshitongzhuodadang,xianghuzhuazhebeisong。zhiyoudiyizuhedibazushidanrenzhuo,qianhoutongxuexiangyiweiming。
linmandingzhezhouyudebeiyingfachou。
guolehuier,tahaowubanfa,shenchuyigenshouzhidianlediantadejianbang:“woyaobeishu。”
“你叫谁?”
“zhouyutongxue,woyaobeishu。”linmanzhihaozhengzhongqishidizhongfuyibian。
zhouyuzhuanguoshen,kuazuozheyizi,yitiaotuiquzhecaizailinmankezhuoxiamiandehenggangshang,lingyitiaodazhangtuishendaoleguodaoshang。tashuqiyuwenshu:“beiba。”
linmanyanlekoukoushui,muguanghetadecuokai,luozaibiechu。
tayigeziyigeziyaoziqingchu,beidao“yingjizhangkong,yuxiangqiandi,wanleishuangtianjingziyou”shibeijiaoting,zhouyuzhichu:“cuole。”
linmanyihuo,tabukenengcuo,zheishoucitaxiaoshihoujiuhuibeile。
yushi,taxiaoxindicongtouzainianleyibian,zhouyuhaishishuo:“cuole。”
linmanjuedezheirenshiguyide。
youbeidiaonan,tapiqiyeshanglaile:“wobuzhaonibeile。”tabakebenyitankai,yongshouzhizhezi,aigeaigejiancha,genbenjiumeiyouchucuo。
tayaozhaoqitaren,youbianshiqiang,zuobianlitajinde,shiyigebancuntounansheng。
“喂,同学……”
bancuntounanshengkanguolai,linmansangzidaledianer:“tongxue,wonengbunengzhaonibeishu?”
bancuntounanshengyixiao,luchudabaiya,yanjingkanzhezhouyu,yanshenyoudianerxixue,duilinmanshuo:“haishibiele,nizhaoniqianzhuobijiaohao。
“haiyou,wobujiaowei,jiaoxudongxin,zhouyufaxiao。”
linmanxinlibutaishiziwei,zhouyushenmeshihoutianlezheimegefaxiao,takebuzhidao。huranjiuxiangpianle,zouleshen。
“beicuolehaibuzhunrenshuo,shenmemaobing?”zhouyudeshengyin**lai,daduanlinmanpiaoyuandesixu,tazongnengrangtayouzhongkuaiyaoqiqiaoliuxueqijueshenwangdeganjue。
林满瞪眼。
“‘wanleishuangtianjingziyou’de‘jing’,nidudeshijin,bushijinɡ。”
tawanruyanshi,lengshengzhichu:“renyouhoubiyinde,nipingshenmejimole?”
林满哑口无言。