第6章
“suoyouren，mianqiang，baotou，dunxia！”lingtoudebukuaijingshigeshencaihuobaodenvbukuai，yingzisashuang，yishenrongzhuang，pingtianleyiguzizhifuyouhuodeweidao。
daogeyibangzirenmeiyougenbukuaijiaojingdeyisi，chulezhanbuqilaide，quandoulijizhaozuo。
ruciyilai，jiurangrengjiuzhandebizhidexiaozhangxiandehenshituwu。
“meitingjianwoshuodehuama？”nvbukuaizoudaoxiaozhanggenqian，qishixiongxiong。
“wohaoxiangzainalijianguoni......”xiaozhangzhoumeikuxiang，busizhuangyangzi。
“shaogenwotaojinhu！likezhaowogangcaishuodezuo，biebiwodongyongwuli！”nvbukuaideqiaoliangenghan，biandeshaqitengteng。
“youdianxiangqilaile。”xiaozhangnaohaizhongmohudejiyimanmandiqingxiqilai，“nishibushizaimounvzitezhongdaduidaiguo？”
“nizenmezhidao？”nvbukuaibianxiangrenkelexiaozhangdehua，yuanyiweiduifangbushijiuguijiushihunhun，landekanyiyan，cishibudebuzixidaliang，jieguoyuekanyueyanshu。
“wojiaoxiaozhang，cengzainvzitezhongdaduidangguoyiduanshijiandejiaoguan。”xiaozhangshuozheiduanhuadeshihou，yisaozhiqiandeyonglan，yinyinsanfachuyimofengruizhiqi，“womeijicuodehua，nijiaoliuxinyue，cengshiwoshouxiaderen。”
nvbukuaiyiting，limatingzhiyaogan，zhanchubiaozhundejunzi：“baogaojiaoguan，wojiushiliuxinyue，cengzainvzitezhongdaduifuyiguobannian，quniantuiwu，muqianjiurenqingshanquyamenfusuozhangyizhi。”
“xiaoliunihaishizheimezhengjing，didiao，buyongzheimeyansu。”xiaozhangxiaodeshifenkaixin，xianzaidexinqingkanbitaxiangyuguzhi，“erqie，wogenniyiyang，yetuiwule，muqianshixiaolaobaixingyige。”
“weishenme？”liuxinyueyilianeran，zaitadeyinxiangzhong，bingwangjishiyoubajiuyaozhonglaoxingwude。
xiaozhangsonglesongjian，qingsongdishuodao：“yuanyinhenjiandan，wodaleyigeqianzoudejiahuo，meifadaile，zhinenghuiliuliudizhuanyehuijia。”
“meiliuxiani，jueduishixingwudesunshi！”liuxinyueshuodezhandingjietie，jiweiduding。
“shayatou，diqiulilesheidouzhaoyangzhuan，xingwumeilewo，henkuaijiuhuiyoudiergedisangexiaozhang。”ruguobushiliuxinyuedaizhefanyanmao，xiaozhangdouxiangroutadenaodaile，“buguo，qiaoqiaoshuoyisheng，nidehuashuodaowoxinkanliqule，zuizhentian！”
guaibudejintianshudezheimecan，yuanlaixiaozhangshixingwulichulaidegaoshou，buyuana！yaoguaizhinengguaizijiyanlijingmeidaoluhuochunqingdedibu！
dunzaiyipangdedaogerushixiangzhe，xindideneidianbaofuniantouzaojiuyanxiaoyunsan，zhiqiuxiaozhangbujichoujiuxing。
“jiaoguan......”
“jiaoguanyijingshiguoqushi，xianzaijiaowoxiaozhangjiuxing。”
“neixiao......zhang，jintianshizenmehuishi？shibushitamenjuzhongqifuni？”liuxinyueqiaolianyihan，kanxiangdaogeyizhongrendemuguangzhongxinbiandeshaqitengteng。
daogeshentiyijiang，xinlikushuizhiliu！yiliuxinyuedeshenfenyaoxiangshoushita，shouduanzhendeshitaiduole，genmaozhualaoshuyiyang，zuiduoyejiujijuhuadeshi！
taganjinbatouzhuanxiangxiaozhang，manyandoushiaiqiuzhise。
xiaozhangxiaolexiao：“jintianzheishi，yuwowuguan，shitamenzijizainaozhewan。”
liuxinyueyileng，zheigedaanzaitadeyiliaozhise，zhoumeidao：“xiaozhang，nibuyaoyoushenmeguji，dadandibashishishuochulai，wobaozhengjinizuozhu！”
“xiexie，danzhendeyuwowuguan。”xiaozhangchaotazhalezhayan，chuandilemouzhongxinhao，“buxindehua，nikeyiwenwenzheizhixiaomao。”
takouzhongde“xiaomao”jiushidaoge。
daogecikenaganzaihusuoweidewaihao，ganjinbatoukuangdian：“duiduidui，zheiweixiaoxianshengshuodeshishishi，womenqueshishizainaozhewan，danshouxiameifencun，wanchulehuoqi，chushouzhongledian。wanwangliusuozhanghaihan，fangxin，jueduibuhuizaiyouxiayici！”
yidianyebugaomingdejiaobian！
绝对的鬼话连篇！
liuxinyuebangezidoumeixin，dankanzaixiaozhangdemianzishang，juedingfangdaogezhongrenyima。
“wojizhunile，zheishidiyici，yeshizuihouyici，zaifanzaiwoshouli，biezhiwangwohuizaicishouxialiuqing！”
“收队！”
zaidaogedeqianenwanxiezhong，xiaozhangheliuxinyuebingjianchulektv。
“xiaozhang，nengzhidaonixianzaidegongzuoma？”liuxinyuenulishiyingliangrenshenfendezhuanbian。
“dangsirensiji，jintiangangzhaode。”xiaozhangmanbuzaihudihuida。
“kexilenideshenshou，woxiangpinqingnijinrubukuaiduiwu。”liuxinyueyuqiyansu，meiyoukaiwanxiao。
“wodexinggebushihedangbukuai。”xiaozhangyikoujujue。
“wojuedeniyinggaishishi。”liuxinyuebusixin。
“buyongshi，woduizijiyouqingchuderenzhi。”xiaozhanghanjiandijieshidao，“tuiwuhou，woyizhiguodeshixianyunyehedeshenghuo，zizaiguanle，bushihezaicongshishufuxingjiaoqiangdegongzuo。”
liuxinyuezhushizhexiaozhang，zhongyuqueren，yanqiandenianqingren，yijingbushicengjingyiqifengfa、qiyuxuanangdebingwang，ershiyigepuputongtong、meiyouduodashangjinxindelansanlaobaixing。
nuqibuzheng？aiqibuxing？
tazhanglezhangzui，quefajuezijibingmeiyouzigeshuoleisidehua。
“qiaonizheiyanshen，bieshiaishangwoleba？ruguoshizhende，keke，rongwokaolvsanmiaozhongzaijinidafu！”xiaozhangyibenzhengjing。
“nihaishixihuankouhuahua，aidiaoxipiaoliangdenvxing。”liuxinyuedeqiaolianshang，jinwandiyicichuxianxiaorong，jinguanzhishiyimodanxiao，haiyishanershi，querubingshanronghua，tieshuhuakai，jingyanwubi。
“wotingchulaile，nizheishizaibianxiangdikuaziji。”xiaozhangdeshixianjiumeilikaiguoliuxinyuedeliandan，“buguo，wodechengren，niqueshipiaoliang，youhuolijingren，zicongyudaoni，wodexintiaoyizhizaijiakuai！”
“pinzui！”liuxinyuebeichiguoguodikuajiang，youdianshoubule，“wohaiyaohuiyamen，zanmenjiuzaizheilifendaoyangbiaoba。yihouyoushijinguanlaizhaowo，nengbangde，woyidingbuhuituici。”
“tingnizheimeyishuo，wodunshiyouyizhongzhaodaokaoshandeganjue。”xiaozhangbianxiangpaimapi，“liudatui，woyihouyidingtuanjiezainidezhouwei，weihunidequanwei，zaisixiangshangxingdongshangyunibaochigaoduyizhi！”
“datuimeiyou，zhangtuidaoshiyouyishuang，jiupanibuganbao！”liuxinyuehanjiandikaileyijuwanxiao，shangjingcheqian，youyuleyixia，haishishuodao，“wobuxiangxincengjingshengmingxianhedenihuiyizhimomowuwen！”
xiaozhangmusongjingcheliqu，nannanziyu：“nishuoduile，momowuwenzhendehennan！”