第一章:开局离婚地狱难度!

“linfannitemedesuanshishenmedongxia?”

“kankannixianzaizheigeyangzihehe!gongsipochanzhihounijiushigelaji!”

“haixiangzhewolaiyangzheni?feiwu!”

linfanyijueshuixing,zhengyankandaobingbushizijichaoshiyinandedixiashi,erzaiyijianzhuangxiujingmeidegongyufangzi。

zuoweiyigezhinengchangnianzaishangchangkaiyedianlichuxiandeshibaxianxiaogeshoulaishuo,zheiyidonggongyushizijikewangbukejidedifang。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,linfannaohaizhongjiyiwanruchaoshuiyongshangnaohai。

fuerdai,jialipochan,beihunneichugui......

linfanzaijiyilimianhenkuaishaixuanchuleyixieguanjiandeshiqing。

linfandeqianbanshenghaowuyiwenshirenshengdedianfeng,danshidaoxianzaizijigongsipochanqueranglinfanderenshengshunjiandierugudi。

“womenlihunba,zheishilihunxieyiniqianyixia,daoshihouyoushenmeshiqinghewojingjirenlianxi,womendeshiqingniyaoshiganshuochuquyigezi,hehe!”

guwanwanlenglengdekaikou,yuqimeiyousihaodelianminheyouyu,jizhangbaizhishuaidaolequanshijiupingdechajishang。

离婚?

linfanyizhenhuanghu,zheicaixiangqimianqiandenvrenshizijijiehunsanniandelaopo,buxianzaiyinggaishuoshiqianqile。

kaozhezijijideziyuanyilucongyigeshibaxiandexiaoyanyuan,xianzaiyiyuechengweileyigesanxianyanyuan。

erxiantaqilailekandaolinfangongsidaolezhihou,tayouxunsudekaozhemeimaogoudashangleyigefujianan,fujiananxiangyaojiguwanwanziyuan,rangtajinshengweierxianyanyuan。

“nidaizaiwodeshenbiannandaozhendezhishiweileqianshangweima?neiwoduinideganqingni?”

linfanmeitoujinzhoukanzheguwanwanwendao。

“haha!linfannizhendeshihenshahentianzhena!zheigeshijieshangnayoutianshangdiaoxianbingdeshiqing?”

“xianzaiwomenlihunlewoyebupahenishuo,wodangchukanzhongdebushini,ershinilaobajiniliuxiadegongsishenhoudeziyuan!niyiweiniyoushenmewozhidekanzhongdedifangma?”

“wobupagaosuni,wozaojiuzhaohaozheinanpengyoule,renjiakeshishixuanshiyulederen!tayounenglirangwojinshengerxianyanyuan,nikeyima?”

guwanwanlengxiaozhekanzhelinfan,fangfozaikanyigejiebiandeqigaiyiyang。

kanzheguwanwanchouedezuilian,linfanzhendetiyuanzhugandaoexin。

erjiuzaizheigeshihoumenkoudemenlingturanxiangqilaile。

咚咚——

“wanwankuaikaimen,wolaijienile!”

zhitingjianmenwaimianchuanlaileyigenanrendeshengyin。

“夏尔!”

guwanwantaiqitouyouxiehuangzhangde,likezoudaomenkouchudakailemen。

dakaimendeyishunjian,zhijianyimingzhangxiangjunmeidenanrenzhanzaimenkou,zhijiantaheiliangchuizhidefa,xiefeideyingtingjianmei,xizhangyunzangzheruilideheimou。

shenshangchuanzhefansizhedexizhuangbaoshibandesecai,liuchangdexiantiao,tongguoxiecaierchanshengdebuduichenglingyouzhewuqiongdemeili。

shoushangshijiazhiyibaiwandebaidafeilidewanbiao。

“xiaernizenmelaile?”

guwanwankanzhemianqiandegaotingdeshuaiqidenanren,yuqishunjianbianchenglejiazisheng,diashengdiaqide。

hehe~haizhenshi**yige!

linfankanzhemenkoudenvren,sheinengxiangdaotabianlianbiandehuirucizhikuai。

“wanwanshoushihaodongxilemeiyou?”

erxiaerzaiguwanwandeshenshanghenhendenieleyixia,nvrenshentizhanleyixia**deqinghengleyisheng,liandunshibiandewubishaohong,shiyizheilihaiyouyigelinfanzaikanzhe。

“zheilihaiyourenni,huiquma~”

guwanwanshengyinsuruanranglinfanhunshenjipigedadouqilaile,tasuanshizhidaoyuanzhuzhiqianshizenmelunxiandele。

“zheiyoushenme,niyijingshiwoderenle,gongsipochanhoudefeiwueryi,yiqiantabazaishideshihou,wohaiyoukenengrangtasanfen,xianzai?”

“xianzaibuguoshiyitiaowujiakeguidegoubale!”

xiaerqingmiedekanzhelinfanxiaozhe。

“hehe,nimenlianggezhenshitianshengyiduia,**peigoutianzhangdijiu!xiwangnidaoshihoubuyaoku。”

linfankanzhemenkoudeliangrenmeiyoushengqi,xiangfanyouyizhongshuleyikouqideganjue。

“nitemeshuoshenme!linfanbieyiweinizhiqianshishaoye,xianzaihaishishaoye!”

“xiaerbiehezheifeiwuyibanjijiao,woshoushihaodongxile,womenzouba。”

“mingtianwohaiyaoqujuzuni。”

guwanwanshenqiandeliangtuanzaixiaerdegeboshangcengleceng,yibiancengzheyibianhaiyongzhejiaomeideshengyinyouhuozhexiaer。

shentixiangshuisheyiyangyiniuyiniude。

“linfan,nizijihaoziweizhiba,likainidieniyongyuanshiyigefeiwu,ruguowoshiniwoxianzaijiucongloushangtiaoxiaqu!”

“haolezouba,woxiangshuijuele~”

“嘿嘿~走宝贝!”

xiaer**dexiaoleyixia,ranhouyoushoulouzhuleguwanwanzoule。

ruodafangjianlimianzhishengxialinfanyigeren,linfankanzhewuzilimiankongdangdangdexinturanganjuejietuoleyixia。

congxiaoyangzunchuyoudelinfan,fuqinchushi,xianzaiyouyiyezhijianjialimianpochan。

“guaibudezheixierendoutiaolechulai!”

“linfanaruguoshini,nihuibuhuichengshoubuzhuerzisha?”

linfankanzhefangjianlimianwaiwaidaodaodejiupinghaiyoupangbiandeyibashuiguodao。

chajishanglinfankandaolezijiheqiannvyoudehezhao。

“beidailelvmaozi,nihaixiangzhetahuiliuxialaiheyiqiduguonanguan?”

linfannaqizhuozishangdehezhao,zhijierengdaolelajitonglimian。

“tashuodeduiruguowoshiniwojiuzhongxintoutai,danshitabuzhidaodeshiniyijingzhongshengleyici,zheiyiciyouwolaidaitini!”

shangyishi30suilehaishiyimingshibasuidegeshou,meitiandoudanjingshoupazhizhongduguo,benlaizaimalushangjiuxianeigexiaonvhaideshihou,linfanjiuyijingbubaorenhedexiwangle。

danshimeixiangdaolaotianjingranyoujilezijiyicizhonglaiyicidejihui,xiangdaozheililinfanshuangquanjinwo,yanshenjiandingleqilai。

danshixiayimiaolinfanjiukaixinbuqilaile,fangdongdalaidedianhua,daolejiaozudeshihou,ruguozheigexingqilimianbujiaofangzudehua,tajiuyaojianglinfandefangziquanbutengkongle。

“laobajiaojizijidegongsiyebeiyuanzhubaiguangle。”

xiangdaozheilinfandunshiganjuedaozijitoudoudale。

“weitangzhuguan?zheimewanleyoushenmeshiqingma?”

dianhuaxiangqi,linfanjietongledianhua。

“yemeishenmeshiqing,jiushimingtianlaiyixiagongsi,banidongxijishouzouba。”

“dongxishouzou?!tangzhuguanwoshiyoushenmezuodebuhaoma?!”

linfanxinlimiangedengyileng,zheikeshizijiweiyidegongzuolea!

“wozhishitongzhinieryi,juedingshigongsizuode,gongsibushoufeiwu!haole!wohaiyoushiqing,buhenishuole。”

haimeiyoudenglinfankaikoulingyibianlechuanlaile,dududu——deshengyin。

haojiahuozheirenjingranzhijiejiangzijidedianhuajiguale。

neixingxianzaigongzuoyemeile。

linfanxianzaizhendexiangwenwenyuanzhu,tadangshidaodishizenmezuosidenengzuochengzheigeyangzide?