第4章 还不上你们只管来揍我

“nimenkan、nimenkan!taganggangjiushizheimedawode……”

sunxiqingaishengshen|yin,hanwanzhihou,renjiuwangliangjiebeishenshangdao,“woyigelaotaipo,xinxinkukusihoutamenliangkouzi,tahaiyaodasiwo……neiwoxianzaijiusilesuanle!”

liangjiebeichuyulimao,ganjinfuzhufusunxiqing,“daniang,ninyaobuxianjinwuxiuxiba?”

sunxiqingyeliaodao,zijijintiantaobudaohaole。

fanzhengjidanyemeidiu,suanle!

sunxiqingshizoule,kewuwaineiqunlaizhaolisongmingderen,meidasuanjiuzheimebaxiu。

“lisongming!nijiadeshiwomenbuguan……danniqifujiebei,zheishibixujigeshuofa!”

lisongmingmeiyoulimajietamendecha。

takanxiangliangjiebeiganggangshunshoufangzaiqiangjiaochudeneiguanzihongtang,zouguoqunaleqilai,baozaishouli,luchuyigepojushenyidexiao。

“wozhidaonimenyanchanzheiguanhongtang,danyemeibiyaoweilezheidianshiqing,guyizaojianjiebeimeizidemingshengba?tayihouhaiyaojiaren,nimennaochuzheimedadongjing,jiaxidouyaojinimenchangchengzhendele!”

weishoudeliangjianshehuranyileng。

shia,jiebeikeshitaqinmeizi!

dongjingnaodale,huitouchikuidehaishitameimei,erbushilisongmingzheigeyoufuzhifu!

guaitaganggangxiangdebuzhouquan……

xiangdaozheili,liangjianshelimaniutoudengshanglegenzhetalaidezheiqunren,“nimendoubuyaoxiashuo,womenjiuzhishipeijiebeiguolaisonghongtangeryi!”

“建设哥,这……”

liangjiansheyanjingzhengdebiniuhaida,“zheishazhei!woshuohuabuguanyongleshiba?”

小青年们当即噤声。

jianzhuang,lisongmingbashiqingshuohuilehongtangshang。

“jirandajiajintiandouzai,neijiuyiqizuogejianzheng!zheiyiguanzitangshiwolisongmingxiangliangjiajiede,qiushoujieshuzhiqian,wokendingguihai!”

renqunzhongdangjichuanchuxiaosheng:“lisongming,chuiniushunishizuimengde!qiushouzhiqianhaitang?ninashenmehai!”

lisongming:“youtanghaitang,meitanghaiqian,fanzhengkendinghuihai!yaoshihaibushang,suibiannimenzenmezou!”

qitarenhaiyaoluosuo,liangjiebeiquezaizheishizoulechulai,“neijiuzheimeshuodingle!duilideqiushourenwuyijiao,wojiuhewogezailai!”

tayikaikou,bianduzhuleqitarendeluosuo。

ganggangshaqitengtengdeneijigexiaoqingnian,xianzaikandaoliangjiaxiongmeidouxielejing,zhinengjiushizuoba。

linzouzhiqian,buwangfuheyijujinggao:“lisongming,nidengzhe!qiushouzhihouyaoshinihaibushang,womenjueduibufangguoni!”

liangjiacundeyixingrenzhongyuliqu。

linjuerdanianglazhelisongming,dingzhuleyixiezhaoguyuezideyaoling。

suihou,erdaniangyourenbuzhupieleyiyanjinjinguanzhemendeneijianliwu。

“bieheniniangnao。”erdaniangtanqi,“suishuotashihouniang,kendingburuqinniangdainihao……dannidiedangchuzoudeshihou,daodishibanimenjiadejiadidoujiaojitale。niyaoshibuhetahaohaochu,zheifangzi,haiyounidieliuxialaidedongxi,kongpadouquanyaoluozainineigedidikoudaili!”

sanshenyelaiquanshuo:“songming,nidiedangniannengchengweizancundiyigegaizheimeliangjiandawuderen,tashoushangkendinghaishizanlebushaoqiande……”

lisongmingxiaole,“shi,wozhidaole。”

dengsongzouleliangweilaibangmangdelinju,tazhuanguotou,huiwangzhelijiazheiliangdongdawu,yandijiuzhishengxialeliangbohejifeng。

qianshi,taduisunxiqingduohaoa!

shoushangzhengduoshaodouwangjialijiao,zhuanmenkedaiziji。

kezheilaoqianpo,zuizhongliantadieliuxialaidezheiliangdongdawudoumeishouzhu,shengshengbeirenchaichengleduanbicanyuan!

zhiyuchuanshuozhongtadieliuxialaideneidianjixu……

sunxiqingsizangdeneishisikuaiduo,kongpajiushile。

chenzhesunxiqingbuzai,lisongmingguaijinchufang,zhaoxitongduihuanlesanjindouyou,yijindoufu。

zaiyaole3tiaoliangjinduodedajiyu。

qulinpoufu,xiganjinglezhihou,wangguodihuyicengdouyou,bayuxianshaoweijianyijian,laoqilai,zaidahuoshaotang。

zhukaizhihou,fangjiyu,dengrouzhulanle,shunzheyugujia,yongshaozibarouguabaxialai,zaifangjintanglihedoufuyiqizhu。

mendunyihuier,xiangpenpendejiyubaidoufutangjiunengchuguole!

lisongmingzaiwudoujulifanlefan,jialijuranliangedadiandetangwandoumeiyou。

tazhinengxilegexiaohaotaoguan,bayutangquanshengjinguanzili,yikoudoubujisunxiqingliu。

lisongmingduanzhetanglaidaowuli,yaoxingmaxiulihetang。

maxiuligangweiwanhaizi,zhengshikundeshihou。

kewenjianyutangxiangwei,tahuranjiulailejingshen。

yiwanyutangxiadu,maxiulizhijuedezhenggerendoushuzhanle!

“真好喝!”

lisongmingdingzheruanhuhudenverkan,biankanbianwen:“xiuli,nijiubuhaoqi,zheiyuhedoufunalaide?”

“laoyemeneryoulaoyemenerdebanfa,wodingzhewengansha!”maxiulishuodao。

tacongqianjiuzheipiqi,zhishitajiaguolaizhihou,shoulianlehenduo。

yanxiahezhenuanhuhudeyutang,zaixiangxianglisongmingjintianduiliangjiebeidetaidu,tajuede:bengguanwairenzashuo,tadexintajiananren!

bierenyaozenmenao,taguanbule。

tafanzhengzhifuzezhaokanhaotamendebaobeinver,jueburangtahouyuanqihuo!

lisongmingbuzhidaomaxiulidexinsi。

他也没空去猜。

yinweixitonghuranyoudanlechulai!

【yiweisuzhufasongxinshoujieduandiergerenwu。】

lisongminglianmangjiezheyaoshangmaofangdeliyou,paolechulai。

【weininpipeidaodeduishoushi:liangdezhi(moniren)】

lisongmingdingjingyikan,zheirenbushiganggangpeizheliangjianshexiongmeiguolaizhuweidexiaoqingnianzhiyima?

为什么是他?

tashengchuzheigeyiwen,jiutingjianduimianzhizhekongqijiaoxiaodao:

“juranranglisongmingzheigezasuijipaole!”

“zhenbuzhidaotaliangjiansheshiganshenmechide!”

“haishengchanduijifenyuanni……wokantazheinaozishibeijihuaile!”

“bierenzheimeqifutameizi,tadounengren?zhenshigewonangfei!”

tingdaozheili,lisongminghaiyiwei,zheirenjiushidanchundedabaobuping。

keyuewanghou,yuejuedebuduijing。

liangdezhidehuanyinglianpeilejisheng,madegengjiananting:

“lisongmingheidejiugenkuaimeitanside,zhengzhanglianshangjiushengxiayanzhuzishibaidele,jiebeidaodikanshangtanadian?”

“yigetulebajidenituizi,jianglainengyoushenmedachuxi?”

“yaowoshuo,liangjiebeizheigejian|renjiushixialeyan!wojintianfeijingbalasuanjizheiyichu,leidelaozibansi!”

“ertajingranhaibangzhelisongming!tajiuchameishangganzhepalisongmingchuangshangqule!”

lisongmingchushoujiushiyiquan。

砰!

huanyingbeidadaozaidi,zaiyemeiledongjing。

【K.O!】

【gongxisuzhuwanchengxinshourenwuer!】

【fafangjiangli:1000dianleitaibi】

【shengyuleitaibi:1955.4】

【ewaidiaoluomangheyizhi,yifangrucangku】

lisongmingzheicizhijiekailemanghe。

【gongxisuzhuchouzhongmanghe:“liangdezhidesizangtuhuashu”】

“zheigecaobaoaikanshu?”

lisongmingyibianchayizhe,yibianfankanzhecangkulidejigehuiben。

suibianfankaiyiyexikan,tabujinjiuxiaole。

kuitahaizhenyiweiliangdezhishangjinni,meixiangdaozheixiaoziwozanglezheimeduodaqingliuxialaidefuqifangzhongmishuhuiben!