初礼：“老苗。”
老苗：“干什么?”
chuli：“nitingjianshenmeshengyinlema?”
laomiao：“shenmeshengyin?”
chuli：“wodeshaonvxinposuideshengyin。”
老苗：“……”
xujianniangniangzhihou，chulidesanguanzaiyicizaiduanshijianneishoudaolejieerliansandedaji，suoyizheihuierchulizhenggerenyoudianhuanghu：taxinmuzhongdezhouchuanbushizheiyangde。
chulizaicidakailezhouchuandeweibo，renrenzhenzhendijiangtadeweibokanleyibian，zaiweiboshang，zhouchuandehuafengshizheiyangde——
duzheq：【zhouchuandadarenneimehaoshengyinyehaoting，yinggaizhangdehenshuaiba?buchulaizuoqianshouneimeshenmizhendetaikexila!wotingjianguodadaderenshuo，dadachaogaode!】
zhouchuana：【nimenzheiyangkuajiangwo，wohuibuhaoyiside～buqianshouyeshihaipanimenkanjiangezhainanhuiganjuedaoshiwang，daoshihoushanghaidaonimendeshaonvxinzenmeban?】
……
duzhea：【dadapingshikanshenmeshua，zheilizhongxuegou!】
zhouchuana：【zhongxueshengdehuajiubuhaokanmeiqudeshuleba?changguidemingzhu《xueguo》zhileidenimenlaoshiyedouyoutuijian，chucizhiwaiwogerendaoshijuede《daxiangdeyanlei》、《xiangshuobaiwuyu》、jingjixiayandejingjitangxiliedoufeichangbucuo!youkongjidajiazhengligeshudanba。】
而不是——
你很闲?
欠拉黑?
《龙.阳十八式》。
chuli：“…………………………………………”
longyanggeguia!nikanguoma!wohailaohantuicheni!!
duzhedeshaonvxinjiushishaonvxinleneiwoni?!woni!
zheiheshuohaodezhouchuanbuyiyang!!!!
chuliyinweishoubuzhusanguandechongji，yizhibuzhuneixinkuangyedecaonima，yushiyibiancongyoujianliershitiaoyidixuantougaoyoujianbaocunxinxi，yibianyouyongqheljunshenrutaolunleyifanguanyuzuozhebiaolibuyizheijianshi——benzhezhiyedaode，tadaoshimeishuozheimegezaisidixiatebiefangfeiziwodezuozheshizhouchuan，zhishitucaoyouzheimeyigedashen：weibomengmengda，sixiarinima。
【xiaoshideljun：niyeshuoshiweibolea，weibojiushinalaizhuanghaorende。】
【xiaoshideljun：yihounihaihuiyujiangengduode。】
【xiaoshideljun：neitianniyujianneigezaibianjibusapodagundebuyeshigehuoshengshengdelizima?】
【xiaoshideljun：biedanxin，nihaiyouxinmuzhongdewenrouzhishen：zhouchuan。】
chuli：“……………………”
【houziqinglaideshuijun：woxinzhongdexiaobailianzuozherenyehenhao，woailetashinian!】
【xiaoshideljun：nitamahaiyouxiaobailian，nizuiaidebushizhouchuanma?nizheirenzenmezheimesanxineryia，sheia?】
shentamalaozizuiaideshizhouchuan。
【houziqinglaideshuijun：bugaosuni……suanle，qiubutirenheyigezuozhe，wotouteng。】
【xiaoshideljun：kankannizheiyiliancuiruodemoyang，zenmezaizheinengchirendequanzilihuna?lailailaicizhisuanle，lgegeyangni。】
初礼：“……”
【houziqinglaideshuijun：e。】
【houziqinglaideshuijun：zuihouyijuhuachuyushenmelichanga?nanrenduinvren?renshisannianle，nizhongyuyaohewowanglianla?】
【xiaoshideljun：chuyuzhurenduichongwudelichang。】
【xiaoshideljun：…………………wanglianzheigeciwoqimashinianmeijianguole，ninageniandaichuanyuelaide?zhenbukuishizuo《xinggui》neizhonglaonianrenzazhideren。】
初礼：“……”
chuliyibianchenmoyibianctrlvjiang“ninhao，tougaojiufasongdaozheigeyouxiangjiukeyiexiexie(≧ω≦)!!!”fuzhijiyouyiweimiludexiaokeai……qishichulihenxianggaosuljuntadaoshixiangqu《xinggui》，zhishao《xinggui》neizhonglaonianrenzazhidetougaoyouxiangliyinggaibuhuiyouzheimeduoleisirenbuchangmingdeshadaimeng。
ertayitiandegongzuojiuzheiyangjijiangzaibeishadaimengmenyanmeizhongguoqu，yuanbenchuliyiweitadeshangbandiyitianjiuyaozheiyangjieshule，jieguolinxiabanle，laomiaolaishierle——
老苗：“初礼啊。”
maitoufuzhiniantiezhongdechuli：“a?”
laomiao：“suiranwoshiyouzaidaizhouchuan，danshizuijinwomendeguanxiyoudianjinzhang。”
初礼：“啊……”
haimeilaidejibaichuwanxilianranhouyingjingdishuoyiju“shime”，zheishihoulaomiaoyouyipaishou，sijingyadituranxiangqimoushizhuang：“jiranzhiqiantiqizhouchuan，neizhenghao——wozheiliyouyifenjizherangtaqiandehetong，womenguanxiyoujinzhangnidongde……”
初礼：“……”
我不懂。
laomiao：“yaobumingtianshangwunipaoyitangwaiqinqunajitawubiqianleba?zhenghaozuijinyigeyuezhouchuandouzaiwomenshisanxindujiani，yerangnizheigexinrenyoujihuishuxishuxizuozhema，yihouyehaotongwoyiqifendan……”
chuliyanzhengzhengdikanzhelaomiaocongyidaduiwenjiandezuididuanchouchuyigewenjianjia，ercishitazhishengxialeyabasideshenchushou，jieguoneigewenjianjia。
chulikanleyanshouzhongdewenjianjia，fengmianshangshi【《luoheshenshu》chubanhetong】jigedazi——chulilengleleng，zheicaizhaohuilezijideshetousidewen：“wo?quzhaozhouchuandada?”
“shenmedada，neishiduzheduizuozhedejiaofa，zhuanyedian，bianjijiaozuozheyaojiao‘laoshi’。”laomiaoyijingzaichulilengzhengdeneijimiaoshuashuaxiehaoleyilianchuandedizhisaijintashouli，tingdaotiwenlikexiaole，“duia，shibushihenkaixin?”
初礼：“………”
benlaishigaitingkaixinde，bijingjuliwodeqianmingzhaoyoujinleyibu。
……ruguobushixianzaizhenggebangongshichulezanliangshengxiadesuoyourendouzaiyongkanyijuyijingliangtouledeshitidetongqingmuguangkanzhewodehua?
cishixiabandezhongshengxiangqishi，chuliguandiaodiannaozhanqilai，ditoukanleyanshoulineigedengdaizhouchuandadalinxingdechubanhetong，chuliyouyulexia，naqilaifankaikanleyiyan，faxianshangmiandeshouyinliangshisiwanwu——caisiwanwu?
chulilianmangjiaozhuqishenzhunbeixiabandelaomiao：“ai，laomiao，hetongzheilishibushichucuole?zenmeshouyinliangcaisiwanwua?”
laomiaojiaoxiayidun，zhuanshen，lengxiao：“niyiweiyinggaishiduoshao?”
chuli：“……buzhidao，sishiwuwan?”
bijingzhouchuanneiyangdedashen——
laomiaochunjiaodelengxiaobiandegengqingxi：“haizi，xianzaishi2013nianbushi1913nian，sishiwuwanshouyinliang，niyiwei《halibote》azhideranglaobanbaneikudoudiyajiyinchang?”
初礼：“……”
《halibote》yebushi1913niandea?
laomiaofangxialebao，baichuyifuganjuechulihenyouqudemoyang：“neinicaicai《yueguang》zazhimeiyuexiachangyinliangshiduoshao?”
chuli：“bashijiwan?”
zhenggebianjibuzaicianjingleyixia。
laomiao：“shijiqudiao。”
初礼：“?”
老苗：“八万。”
初礼：“……”
尴尬。
laomiao：“zheishuziyijingshi‘changxiaozazhi’dedaimingcile，so，huanyinglaidaochubanxingye，womendemubiaoshi，chuisiyeyaozhengyizheng，xiyangyeyaohongyihong。”
初礼：“……”
……yebuzhidaoshangwandiyitianbanjiucizhihuibuhuichengweidapoyuanyueshelishijiludediyiren?
……
第二天。
zaoshangzainaolingzhongxinglai，shuiyanxingzhongzhijian，yuguangpiejianlezuotianwanshangfangzaizhentoupangbiandezhouchuanlaoshidehetong，turanxiangdaoneitiantingjianbianjibulichuanlaidepaoxiaosheng：sanwanershouyin，nidangwoyaofandea!
……qiebushuoneigefakuangdehulishinaweidashen，cong《yueguang》bianjibuzouchulaidezuozhemuqianzazhizhenronglaikanzaidashenyedashenbuguozhouchuan……suoyi，chulidanyoutabahetongdijizhouchuanshi，duifanghuizaikanjianshouyinliangdediyishijianbahetongyuanyangrenghuitalianshang。
初礼：“……”
chulimolebalian，budebujieshoucishicikehaoxiangcaishiemengdekaishideshishi——tabusha，yongjiaozhitouxiangdounengmingbaiguolailaomiaoshuoshenmehezhouchuanzuijinbutaiyukuaidoushitaolu，ruguozhendecunzaishenmebuyukuai，neiyezhinengshizheipohetongshangde“siwanwushouyin”relaidebuyukuai。
danshijiranzazhishebazheigerenwujiaojitale，tajiuhuizuohao。
paqilaixilegezaochuihaotoufa，chulidaizhewenjianjiachumenle。
zhouchuanzaigshimaidefangzizuoluoyushizhongxinfujinyigekanqilaijiuhenguidegaodangxiaoqunei，laifangdefangkeyaozuofangkedengjideneizhong。chulianzhaolaomiaojidedizhizhaodaoxiangyingdemenpaihao，taitouyikankandaoyijiandaiyuanzidedudongfushiyangfangshi，zhanzaimenwaitachenmolexia，xiangdaolezijineigesishipingmishangbanyaozuoyigebanxiaoshichedegouwo，tabingbuzhidaozijifendoujibeizicainengmaideqiyidongzheiyangdefangzi——
dashenzuozhea，youqian，youshijian，shenghuoxiaosa，renshengyingjia。
meixiangdaozijizheibeizihainenghedashenshuoshangjuchule“dadawohaoxihuannidewena”zhiwaidehuashuoshenmehaoni，“laoshiwohaoainiasuirannishigexizi”?
gankaijidongzhizhong，chulihuaizheqianchengdexinanxiamenling。
门铃响了很久。
chuliyibiananmenlingyibiannulidianqijiaotongguodatiemenwanglimiankan，buandedengdaizhong，denglaikaimendeshiyitiaozhanqilaihechuliwuwukaidealasijiaxueqiaoquan——dagouzhanqilaipazaitiemenshang，daozheerduoshuaizheweibazhengzhanglianjizaitiemenfengxili，chulishenshouqujitanaonaomenershitadeweibashuaidekuaiyaodiaoxialaileside，chulidiazheshengyingengoushuo：“xiaoguaiguai，nibabani?nibabani?jiaonibabalaikaimenya!”
alasijiawangwangleliangsheng。
ranhouchulitingjianjinzaizhichideyuyintonghuaxitonglichuanlaidaizhenongnongshuiyidedichenshayanansheng：“tajiaoergou，bujiaoxiaoguaiguai，wobushitaba，shigege。menwainawei?”
初礼：“……”
什么?
chuliyileng，zheicaiyishidaomenlingneibianbuzhidaoshenmeshihoujietongletonghuajian——qingchennanrendeshayasangyinrangtalaolianyihong——nanguaiyourenshuoguangtingshengyinjiujuedezhouchuanshigedashuaibi……
是昼川啊。
是昼川老师啊。
menlitouzhuzhede，cishicikezaigentashuohuadeshizhouchuanlaoshia!
chulinanyiyanshixinzhongdejidong，pailepaimingjiao“ergou”dedagounaodai，qingqingsangziqiangzhuangdanding：“zhouchuanlaoshima?nihao，woshiyuanyueshe《yueguang》zazhidexinbianjichuli，wojinerlaishijinisongguanyu《luoheshenshu》chubanhetongde……”
门铃那边沉默了下。
liangjiu，chulihuaiyitashibushikaozhemenbianshuizhele，caitingjiantapingjingdeshengyinxiangqi——
“bahetongfandaodiyiye。”
“喔。”
“翻开了吗?”
“翻开了。”
“首印量，念。”
nanrenshuohuadeshengyinxiandeyounongzhongdebiyin。
“laoshiniganmaolema?”
“念。”
“四万五。”
“……”
“……”
“二狗，送客。”
“汪!”
“…………………………”
zhanzaidamenwaishayanlejimiao，chulizheicaifanyingguolaizijitamalianbeizhouchuanbahetongpailianshangdejihuidoumeiyoujiuchilebimengeng——
这不行啊!
laoshinikuaichulaibahetongpaiwolianshangyehao!!!
baozhebisidejuexin，chulikaishibusixindibazhouchuanjiademenlingboleyibianyouyibian，ergouzailimianyejideshangcuanxiatiaodexiangrangchulijinlaijitanaoerduo……yushiyirenyigoujiangzheiqingchendeningjingchedidasui，dangchulidishicibodamenling，ergouyaodetiemenhuahuazuoxiang，linjuhuoxuyijingjuqilebaojingdedianhuashi——
neishanjinbidexiaofushiyangloudamen，pingdiyixiazhongyukaile!
chuliyaobodishiyibianmenlingdeshouyidun，yanzhengzhengkanzhecongfangzilimiankuaibuzouchuyigechuanzhelabixiaoxinkatongshuiyidegaodananren，zongshitoudingjiwo，yanxiaguazheheiyanquan，bijianyinweiganmaoerweiweifanhong，jiaocaituoxie，xingxiangbujiamiansecangbaiqueyiranbuyanqiyingjunbenzhi——
cishicikenanrenjiaoxiadaizheshaqikuaibulaidaotiemenneiyibian：“laozizuowanxiegaoxiedaolingchensidian!jintianzaoshangshidianbanjiubeichaoxing!xinglejiusuanlehaiyaobeirenyongsiwanwudeshouyinlianglaixiuru!——siwanwu!laozizaoleshenmenie!siwanwu!julishangcidesanwanerdaoshijialehenyouchengyideyiwansana!nimenyuanyueshezhendedanglaoziyaofan——”
昼川的话没能说完。
yanpizibujingyixianqi，neishuangchasedemouzilengbingbingdidingzhetielanganneibianyiliantianbengdiliederen。
nanrenbiziyizhou，luchulelingrenganjuehenshuxideaomantiaoxin，zhishicishitadesangyinyinweiganmaoerdaizhenongzhongdebiyin，xiandeyouxieweiyanxingxiajiang：“zenyang?”
tielanganneibianderenzhijiehoutuileyibu……daizhetaneizhangyiranshanbengdiliedelian，heshanbengdiliedesanguan——
是狐狸。
狐狸是昼川。
狐狸就是昼川。
zheichuanzhelabixiaoxinshuiyidehulidashushiwenrunruyugongzichuan!
excuseme!!!!
chulichenjingzai“wenrunruyugongzichuanhaoxiangzhendeheshuohaodebuyiyang”“chuleshigexizitahaishizhihuli”“jianggexiaohua，
wozuoguoyiwohezhouchuanweizhujiaodechun.meng”fengzhonglingluanzhijian，yongleshijimiaofanyingguolaizijidaodishilaiganmade，yushitayingzhetoupihuidaotiemenshangpahao，yilianzhenchengyumenneibiandagaishiyinweiqichuangqibaonuderendao：“bushi，laoshi，nitingwoshuo……”
zhouchuanxianedixianlexianchunjiao：“wobuting。”
“……dengdengdengdeng!”chuliyibaenzhutiemen，“nibunengzheiyangduidaiyigeshunv。”
“meiyouyigeshunvhuiyongsiwanwushouyinlianglaixiuruwode。”
“……”
fakuangdeshizi，aomandehuli，congjingjixiayandao《long.yangshibashi》。
chulifaxianzijicuodehenlihai——
zheigequanzibingbushimeiyigedadadoushiliangmianpaidefengzi。
fengde，zhiyouzhouchuantalaorenjiayigeeryi。