“ni……”tajingyibudingdikanzheta，“nizenmehuizhidaozheixie?”
yancibashixiancongshoujishangyikai，duishangtadeyanjing，yilianwugu：“e，wozhiqiansongwaimaideshihou，tingyigezaitianqionggongzuoderenzuijiashichuiniushuode。”
这个理由，鬼才信!
danqiaoanzhicikeyijingmeixinsiquzhuijiutadexinxilaiyuan。tadedanaozaifeisuyunzhuan，yancidehua，xiangyidaoshandian，pikailetahunluandesixu。
duia!tazenmewangle!zaiwanmeidesuanfa，yexuyaoxianshidewulizaitiquzhicheng!tianqiongdefangan，taiguolixianghua，fanerchengletazuizhimingderuodian!tamenkeyicong“wendingxing”he“jianrongxing”rushou，zhudayige“wushikekao”。
“wo……woqianniyigerenqing。”qiaoanzhikanzheta，yanshenlichongmanleganjihe……yisitanjiu。
“buyong。”yancibashoujichuaihuidouli，zhanzhileshenti，“ruguonizhenxiangganxiewo，buruzaijiwoxiagedan。”
“什么单?”
“neijia‘chayanyuese’de‘youlannatie’，woxianghe。”takanzheta，yanjinglidaizheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi，“niqing。”
yongjiazhiqianwandeshangyejimi，huanyibeiershikuaidenaicha?
qiaoanzhijuedezheigeshijieyoudianmohuan。dantahaishihaobuyouyudidiankaiapp，xialedan。
kanzheyancitizhenaichaliqudebeiying，qiaoanzhidiyiciduizheigenanrenchanshenglenonghoudexingqu。
tadaodishishei?yigepaotuixiaoge，weishenmehuidongzheimeduo?
tahuidaohuiyishi，bagangcaidesiluhetuanduiyishuo，suoyourendouxiangbeidaleyizhenqiangxinji，shunjianmanxuefuhuo。
“meicuo!jiuzheimegan!zhudayigeluodiweiwang!”
“乔姐牛逼!”
qiaoanzhikanzhezhongxinranqidouzhidetuandui，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
huoxu，yangyige“beijingyoudianshen”dezhuanshupaotui，yeshiyizhongxingjiabijigaodetouzi。