第一章

「哎呀。」

[guaibao,nizenmenengganzheihuo,kuaifangxia!]

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「nishisirena!yanjingxiadema!!!dishangzheimezangkanbujian,yitiantiandeganshashabuxing,wozenmehuishengchunizheizhong

没用的废物!

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毛线帽。

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上来气。

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xiaoshuo《cunliyipangweimei,pangnvhaibuyongganhuo》diyizhangshidujieshu。