dangwomenkaikaixinxindecongfandianchulai,kandaoleguqingzhoudemaibahe。woshiqudegenzhoumingyuangaobie,zuoshangleguqingzhoudeche。
chemengangguanshang,guqingzhoujiuqiazhuwodexiaba,heimouchenchen:
“xunuo,zenme,shiwobunengmanzunima?haiyaoquzhaobiedenanren?”
shuowanjiuditoucouguolai,dashoukongzhizhuwodehounaoshao,qingqingsiyaowodeerduo,zhuanguolaiyubeiqinshangwodechun。
zhishijinwanheletaiduojiu,yougangchibaolefan,meirenzhudaleyigexiangliangyouzhangdege,hunhezhejiuweihefancaideweidao,xishupenzaileguqingzhoudelianshang。
wokanzheguqingzhourouyankejianheixiaqudelian,renzhulexiaochushengdechongdong,meixiangdaoshenhouyourentiwoxiaochulesheng。
wozhuantouyikan,caifaxianfangcaiguqingzhoukeyiyaoxiachechuangxiangrangzhoumingyuankanjianwomenqinre,meixiangdaoquekandaozheiyimu。
guqingzhou“shua”yixiaguanshanglechechuang,chesukuaidefeiqi。
yuanyiweiweijiyijingjiechule。meixiangdaoyihuidaojia,guqingzhoujiugennei**deyeshouyiyang,jiangwodiuzailechuangshang,kaishisiwodeyifu,waitaoxiadechenshankouzibukanzhongfudediaole。
xuebaidexiongfubenglechulai,guqingzhoudeyanjingshunjianranshangqingyu,tuodiaoxizhuangwaitao,qiangyingdefenkailewodeshuangtui,jiangtoumaijinwodexiongqian,womingxianganjuedaolexiamiandeyiwugan。
心下大惊。
wozhuaqichuangshangdewanou,shijingdezatadetou,rangtatingxialai。
guqingzhoutaiqitoulaijingyadekanzhewo,chenzhetayanlidenuqihaiweixianxian,woxiaolianyizhoujiukaishiku:
“gun!guqingzhou,nibushiailinshengshengma?nibushizhishibawodangzuotishenma?woxunuo!cengjingyeshitianzhijiaozi,zhuiwoderencongzheipaidaolefaguo,shinishuoaiwo,wocaihenijiehunde!”
我哭得越来越起劲:
“guqingzhounige**,wonaliduibuqini,jiajinideshihouwozenmehuizhidaojialiyaopochandeshiqing!erniqulewoyoubawofangzaiyibian,henidebaiyueguangtiantianmimi,hairangtahuailenidehaizi,nibawodangshenmele!wozhishixihuannieryi!”
“nibuxupenglelinshengshenghouyouhuilaipengwo!woyeshiyigenvren,womeibanfayubiedenvrengongxiangwodezhangfu!”
wokudeshangqibujiexiaqi,zhijiebaguqingzhoudeyuwanghenuqidoukumeile。
taxintengdebaozhewopaiwodehoubeianweiwo。
guqingzhouzijiyebumingbaizijideganqing,zhishizailianggenvrenzhongzuoyoubuding,lianggedouxiangyao。danqishitaneixinshenchuhaishiainvzhude,buranyebuhuizainvzhusihouhuihenzhongshen。
nanrenma,chiruanbuchiying。zheiyizhaoyongyuanzouxiao。
guqingzhoubianxintengdepaiwo,bianniuniedegenwodaoqian:
“nixiangyaowozenmebuchangni,nuonuo?”
“钱!给我钱!”
guqingzhouxianranlengzhule,wojimangzhuazhutadeyixiukudegengdashengle,zhuanmenduizhetadeerduo。
“haohaohao,woxianzaijinizhuan。”
yixiangdaoyoushiyibijukuan,wokeyiqududaxue,jizijimaiyigexiaofangzi,zaihaohaozhuangxiu,banainaijieguoqu。shizaishihennanjixuzhuangkuxiaqu,meibiezhuzaitahuailixiaodefadou。
“xunuo?nizaixiaoma?”
woheguqingzhoudeshentijieshiyidun,xinxiayihuang,jimangdianleliangdikoushuidaoyanjingshangqu,taiqitoulaikelianbabadekanzheta。
呜呼!虚惊一场!
neitianzhihou,guqingzhoufangfoshikuiduiyuwo,jimeilaikanwo,danyemeiqulinshengshengneili,shuoshigongsiyewuchuchale。zaiguowaizhaolegedifanghemenjiuni,kenengzaijiujiexuansheiba。
zheixiedoushizhoumingyuangenwoshuode。
zicongzhidaowobushizhendexunuozhihou。zhoumingyuanjiuzongshiyifubeishangdeshenqingkanzhewo:
“nizheimexiangyaoqian,nizaizheilinadaodeqiandounengdaidaonineigeshijiema?”
我诚实的回答:
“只有百分之一。”
tingdaowozheimeshuo,tadaiwolaidaoletadegongsi,jiwokanleyixiemimimamadewenjianheshuzi:
“nishenmeshihouhuidaozijideshijie?woxiangjiaojiniyixiezijizhuanqiandebenshi,zheiyangnijiukeyijininainaizhibing,qushangdaxue,yongyouguangmingdeweilai。”
woyankuangshirun,quezaikandaoqiangshangdezhaopianzhihou,leishuicongzuibaliliulechulai,neishitaguangzheshangbanshen,zhichuanlegeyongku,luchubakuaifujinazhejiangbeidezhaopian:
“siha,nishencaizheimehaoa!”
周明远:……
“hahaha,wodeyisishiniyouyongzheimelihaini,zhaoshijianwomenbibiya!”
zheimehaodejirou,guangkanzhaopiannagoua,neibudezhenzhenzhengzhengdemoliangbacaibuwangcishenga!meixiangdaoquebazhoumingyuanjingyadaole:
“你会游泳?”
我毫不在意地回答:
“dangranla,xiaoshihoukeshizaihaibianzhangdade,woyoudekehaole!”
kanzhetashenseandan,woxiangqilaiyuanwennvzhubingbuhuiyouyong,zuihouyeqiaqiashinishuierwangde。
yixiangdaozhei,wojishidebilezuiba,kaishigenzhoumingyuanxuexiqilicailai。