linmeichuledamen，jiuganshoudaoyidaozhiredeshixian，tataitoukanqu，rumushiyifujingzhiruyuderongyan，neizhishangyouzheyonglanqinglengdeshense，eqiandesuifazhedangzhuletaxiuzhangdemeiyan,daiyoujifenshenmidejinyusecai。
这人…
“nishiwoyishengdeai，cishengweinibuqu！”
“laogong，nimashangjiuzuodiedile…”
naohaizhizhongyoushenmehuiyidesuipianyouruhuocheguodaoyibandinglingkuanglangdejianglinmeidesixuzadexisui，toutengyulie，shudi，tazhoujinlemeitou。
neishishenme？shisheidejiyi？
jiuzaitanulihuixiangdeshihou，turuqilaideyiguwenrequsanletajiuxindekuchu，linmeizhengyan，rumushixiaobaozineizhangruanmengzhinenderongyan，ertadexiaoshouzhengwuzaitademeixin。
shudi，yiguzinuanyichongchizailinmeixintou。
tabaxiaobaozifangxia，gangyaoshuoshenmeyanqianqueshiheiyingyihuang，suizhierlaideshiyigelinliedehuaibao。
linmeihunshendehanyisiqi，tataishoujiuyaojiangneirentuikai，dansheizhitadedongzuokuaiquedibuguoneinanrendeliduzhida，yishijianjingranwufazhengtuo。
tamengdetaitou，yuxiangtingyedeshixianduishang，mouguangweileng，tayandineixinxiruokuangdeshenseshizenmehuishi？
“你…”
linmeixiangshuoshenme，huganshenziyiqing，jingranbeixiangtingyedahengbaoqile。
该死！
tajiuzhuletaxiongqiandeyijin，xiangtingyexiayishidexiangyaoxiediaolinmeideliqi，danmeixiangdaodeshilinmeishigezuopiezi。
liangrenyitongyongli，jigedaotui，yigecaikongerrenshuangshuangdiaojinledamenkoudehehuachizhong，putongyishengjianqilejudadeshuihua。
pangbianbeibaobiaojiuxiadexiangbianqiyezaoyijingdiaolexiaba，neigenvrenshi…dasao？
laibujizhenglisixu，tayigejianbubenguoqu，quekanbujianzijiadagedezongying，dunshihuangle，“dage，dage？simei？”
tahuayinweiluo，yuguangpiejianchizizhizhongsishiyoushenmeheibuliuqiudedongxifeisudeyoudongzhe！dangtakanqingneidongxidebenzhishi，houjierenbuzhudeyidou。
xiangbianqixiayishidejiuzhulepangbianlinfengdeyifu，“cao！neitamashieyuma？”tafanyingguolai，xiangbianqijimangchaozheshuimiandahan，“dage，youeyu，youeyu，kuaipaoa。”
shoujingdexiaobaozijimangbendaoleguoqu，liangzhi**dexiaoshouwuzhudechaozhehehuachishenchuqu，xiaolianshangmanshiyinweijiaojierlaidebiehong，“ma…mami…”
hulayishengxiang，xiangtingyebaozhelinmeifuchuleshuimian。
xiangbianqiyankanzheneieyuchaozheerrenbijin，“dage，kuaipao，youeyu！”
xiangtingyehuitou，yanjianeyutingzheyizhangxuependakouchaozhexiangtingyejiuyaolexiaqu，tamouguangyidou，bochunminjin，tatuozhulinmeideyaobatasongleshangqu。
linmeikanxiangtingye，mouguangrenbuzhuyidou。
zheizhongqianjunyifadeshike，tajingranxianbatajiulechulai。
“si…”xiangbianqidaoxiyikoulengqi…
neijizhifeidadeeyujinzaizhichi，tamouguangyuefadeshensui，erhouchulesheng，“xiaohua，huiqu！”
yushi，jiexialaideyimu，zhongrenleidaole。
zhijianneieyudailingzheqitadeeyuhuiliuliudeniutouyouzoule，jingranhaipoweibumandekanlelinmeiyiyan，sihushizaimaiyuantaweishenmeburangchirou？
“艹！”
xiangbianqirenbuzhudebaolecukou，zheitameshenmeshenxiannvrena，jingrannengcaozongeyu？
xiangtingyetashuangshouyichenglikailehehuachi，rumushilinmeineishiluludeshenzi，baisechenyizhixiadeneiyiruoyinruoxian，tawanmeideshenzizhanxiandelinlijinzhi，nanrenhoujieyidou，erhoucheguolinfengshouzhongdexizhuangwaitaopizailelinmeideshenshang。
pangbiandexiaobaoziyiliandejiaojierhoujianerzidianzhexiaosuibubenleguolai，lianshangfanzhejiaoji，xiangtingyelianshanglianshangdelengjunshudiruanhelejifen，zongguihaishiqinshengde。
可，下一秒…
“妈咪！”
xiaobaozipujinlelinmeidehuaili，jingranhushiletazheigediedi。
xiangtingyebingfengwanlidelianshangdehanyiyuefadegenshendigu。
“dage？dazhizita？tajingrankaikoushuohuale？”xiangbianqirenbuzhudeyaoleshetou。
xiangtingyehenhendewanletayiyan，tabushimeiyan，doukandaoleyetingdaole。
xiangbianqichongguoquxiangbaxiaobaozidaiguolai，quebeilinmeiyibabaozailehuaili，“zaidongyixiashishi？”
tamouguangpieleyiyanxiangbianqineiyijingbeishaojiaodexiezi，poyouyizhongtazaiqiangxiaobaozijiuyaobatashaochenghuidejiashi。
qiaozhelinmeigenjiyizhongneigenvrendelianzhongdie，xiangbianqizhendeshixiangmaren，zenmehuishima？zhendeshitadasao？
suihouxiangbianqiduizheguaiqiaodebuxiangtajiadazhizidexiaobaozishuo：“dazhizi，nizheimelengluonidexiaoshuhediedizhendehaoma？haishimianduiyigebangjianideren！”
linmeitiaomei，dengdeng？xiaoshu？diedi？
tashixianzhuanxiangxiangtingye，tasuiranmanshenwuhuiquebuyingxiangtaneijinguiaorandeqizhibanfen，tashixiaobaozidediedi？
“xiaobaozi，tamenshinideqinren？”linmeifawen。
wenyan，xiaobaozizheicaibuqingbuyuandedianlediantou，ranhoubaozhelinmeidebozideshouliduyuefadeda，weikonglinmeibatasongzou。
“呼…”
多大的一个乌龙。
linmeizheicaishouqilemanshendefangbei，erhouchaozhemenwaijiangxuduobaobiaozhuigandehenshilangbeidesanzhigouchuilegekoushao，“xiaofengxiaoyuxiaodian，huilai。”
tingdaozhurendekouling，sanzhigoufengchidianchedebenhuilai，danbingmeihuiquwoli，ershichaozhexiaobaozifeisudebenleguoqu，ertamenwubuziyaliezuidexionghenmoyang。
xiangtingyemeifengyijin，“xiangzhuoyi！”
tadihuyishengerzidemingzi，shenxingyidongjiuyaobenguoqu，danyiranlaibuji，erziyijingbeisanzhigouanzailedishang，dan…
pangbiandexiangbianqicoushangqian，yedengdaleyanjing，“gangcaihaixiongsheneshadegouxianzaizenmebiande…”
qingyuanliangtaduanquedecihui。
neisanzhibanrengaodegoujingranzaichaozhexiaobaozi…sajiao？
擦！他是眼瘸了吗？
tamenshouzaixiaobaozidegenqianqianzhuahouzhuabutingdetiaotiao，haiyaotouhuangnaode，dengdadeyanjinghaobudaimeng，qizhongyouyizhihaishenzhibaxiaobaozibeizailebeishang，lingwaideliangzhixixindeshouhuzhetaweikongdiaoxialai。
yixiangbinglengdexiaobaozilianshangzhongyuzhanlulexiaorong。
nizheyirensangouwandehenshikaixindehuamian，linmeilianshangdehanyiyezhourantunqu。
yizhizhushizhetadexiangtingyeqiaojiantalianshangdexiaorong，sishiganjuezhenggeshijiedouchunnuanhuakaile，talengjundelianshangyejianjianzhanranlewennuandesecai。
sishiganshoudaoyidaozhiredeshixian，linmeihuitouyingshangxiangtingye，tataishouzhaolezhao。
pangbiandelinfengdengdaleyanjing，linmeideshoushigengangcaizhaohuangoudezishiyimoyiyang！tajingranganzheimeduizijialaoban？
takeshizhenggeqinglinshiheheyoumingdeshangshen，diwangyiyangderenwu，suibiandongdongzhenggechengshidoudedousandou！
kezijialaobanjingranguaiguaidezouleguoqu！haishimiandaiweixiao！
ca！tajintianyidingshijianguile！