dengdaojiangyueweizoudaonanrendegenqianshi，nanrenjiangjiangyueweilazuozailezijideshenpang。
tazixiduanxiangyanqianxiaoniangzidichuidemeiyan，jingyouxiehouhuile。
qishiyitadeshenfen，nayigeshangnvweiqieyemeiyourenganzhihuishenme。
除非那人想死了。
kezuorizijiyougentashuole，zhidangtongkuaiyichang，bingmeiyouyunnuomingfen，taruoshixianzaikaikouzaizuowanliu，bushihenmeimianzi。
erqieburijiuyaohuishangjingle。
zhengdangfanmenbuzhiruheshihao，jiantamuguangzhengluozailezijishoulideyubanzhishangmian。
xiangqilailezuoritatangzaizijihuaili，wuliaotuizhuanlehaoyihuizijidebanzhi。
dangxiaxinzhongbianyoulezhuyi。
tabashoushangdeyubanzhiqulexialai，didaojiangyueweideshouli：“zheigejini。”
jiangyueweieran，bushishuomeiyoujiuchandema，jitabanzhiganshenme。
xiangbutong，zhengzhengdejiedaoleshouli，taqingqingniezheshoulideyubanzhi，haoxianglimianhaikelezishangqu。
“shizima，”nanrenzaijiangyueweierbianqinni，xunwen。
jiangyueweisuiranshinvzi，danjiazhonghaodaiyouqian，dieniangyebujuzhenverjinxuexienvzigaixuede。
自然识字。
“minghe，”jiangyueweiqingshengdeduchuleyubanzhilimiandelianggezi。
nanrentinghou，manyideqingxiaolesheng，zheiyihuijiangyueweishishidashidetingdaonanrenxiaole。
“zheishibenguandezi，”nanrenshuowan，sijuedetadeshengyinwanzhuanjiaorou，haotingjile，yinyoubandeyoushuolesheng：“zaihanhantingting。”
jiangyueweixinlisuijuedewuliao，mianshangyijiutinghuaguaiqiaodezhaonianleyibian：“minghe。”
“benguanxinglu，zaishangjingyesuanjixianshizu，ruoni：”luminghejuedehaishibuyaoshuodetaimingxianweihao，miandeshileyanmian。
“ruoniyaozaiyujianlemafan，pingciwu，dakequshangjingzhaobenguan。”
姜月微:“……。”
suanleba，shangjingshangaoshuiyuande，zhaodaonidouchengbaigule。
luminghejianxiaoniangzibushuohua，youkantazheirouruofufengdeyangzi，xianglairangtayigerenqushangjingxunta，shiyouxiekunnan。
youshuodao:“ruoshixianyuan，nazhebanzhidaofuyalizhaozhifuyeke，tahuianpairenhusongni。”
zheixiatashuodegouminglele，takanzheyizhiditoudexiaoniangzi，yebuzhitingmeitingmingbai。
姜月微继续腹诽。
fuyatazheibeizidoubuxiangzaiqule。
yijiushishuncongdedianlediantou。
luminghejianzhuangyouxiekaixin。
shijianyechabuduole，zouqian，luboduanshangleyiwanheizhitangyao。
jiangyueweizhidaoshishenme，zhenghaobuyongtafeishile，yikouheletangyaohou，touyebuhuidejiuzouchuleluminghedewuzi。
dengchulewuzi，luboyizhigenzaishenhou，xiaoxinyinqindao:“buzhiwomendarenkejixiaoniangzimingfen。”
jiangyueweijiaobuzoudekuaisu，xinzhongyikeyebuxiangtingliu，tingzhiyouxianglengxiao，shenmemingfentakebuxihan。
“luboduolvle，woyudarenbuguopingshuixiangfengbale，luboyebuyaozaishuozheihua，miandewulenijiadarendemingsheng。”
lubotingzhezheiyoulengyouyingdehua，tajiadarenjingshibuyuanjixiaoniangziyigemingfen，rexiaoniangzishengqile。
xiangdaoci，xinzhongduijiangyueweishiyizhentongqing，meiyoudedaomingfenshitingkeliande。
buguo，tajiadarenkaixinlejiuhao，zheimeduonianzhongyuyuanyizhanzheiqingshile。
……
dengdaohuijiayihou，huanshujiaobuzhandideshihuanzhejialidepuren，jiandaojiangyueweihuilaile，laoleizonghengdepaoshangqianqu。
“sanniang，laoyehefurenhuilaile，dafuzhengzaiwuzilijilaoyehefurenkanbingni。”
jiangyueweitingdaozheihua，yanleidunshijiuliulexialai，tamenzhongyuhuilaile。
jijimangmangdepaodaolefumuzhudewuzili，jiandaodafugangshouhaoyinzhen，fumuliangrenjuncangbaizheliandetangzaichuangshangxiuxi。
jiangyueweibuyuandarao，tediyinledafuchulai。
zhijianzouchulaidedafushifennianqing，chuanzheyishenbanjiucububaishan，shengdeshiqingjunruya，buxiangshiyigeyouzhangjiujingyandedafu。
jiangyueweidemianshabeiluminghequxialaihou，zaobuzhidiudaoshenmedifangqule，suoyixianzaimianshangshenmedoumeiyou。
duimiandedafu，sihuyeconglaimeiyoujiandaoguo，meidezheimeshepodeguniang，yishijingkanmileyan。
xinghaotafanyingguolaidejishi，lianmangduijiangyueweigongshouzuoyi：“zaixiaxuqingze，shihuanshuzhaolaidedafu。”
huanshujianjiangyueweimianshanglveyouhuaiyi，lianmangjieshi：“sanniang，xudafujialishidaixingyi，biekanxudafucaiershisui，danshijiachuanyishukebunianqing。”
huanshushijiangjiadeguanjia，congxiaojiuzaijiangjiazuoshi，jiangyueweiziranshixinrenhuanshude。
tatinghouweiweidiantou，ranhouyouduizhexuqingzehaili。
“jiruci，rihouxudafubianyaozaifuzhongweiwofumuzhibingle，xudafugenqitarenyiyanghuanwosanniangbianhao，rihouyoulaoxudafule。”
xuqingzetingzheduimianxiaoniangzishengshenghuangyingdehuayu，bujinlianhongleqilai。
“三娘客气了。”
***
一年后。
jiangyueweifuqinyinweiqunianlaoyuzhizaideyuangu，shentidashouyingxianghou，zaiyebunengguanlijiazhongjiye。
jiangjiayoumeiyouerzi，suoyijiangyueweibiandanqilejiangjiachoubufangdejiayezhongdan。
dangshijiangfujiangmutingdaonverdejuedingshi，henshizhenjing，danyouwukenaihe，bijingjiazujiyebunenghuangfei。
zhishiweiquletamennverzhengrideyaopaotoulumian，buguojiangyueweiduiciqueshidaweihuanxi。
tazhongyubuyongzaizhuangjiaodidideguigenvzile，benxingdafang，riziguodeneijiaoyigexiaosaqieyi。
zaijiashangtajiayebuqiong，puzishengyihaishiyouxuduode，pingzhetadeconghuijingying，neijiangjiachoubufangyijingkaideyuelaiyueduo。
zaiyunlingchengtamenjiazhongyudengshangleshoufubang，zhiyaobupengshangshiquande，yongqianjiukeyizaiyunlingchenglimianhengzhezou。
yaoshizaijitageshilainian，tianxiadiyishoufuneiyeshituoshoukedede。
jiranbuxiangguigenvziyiyangzhengridaizaijialile，jiangyueweiduiwaimiandeshizhidaodeyejiuduole。
lushiyizuqueshishishangjingchenglidedashizu，shixigongjue，tingshuolushizongzudejiazhushiyigejiaolujingdenanren。
jinnianbuguoershisisui，shibasuishichanchulexiangyaomoufandeqihuangshu，yishoufuchixianrujindeyoudimuchenruidengji。
erqiedangshichanchuqihuangshudeshihou，shouduanjiqicanren，jushuoxianrujindewumenshangkong，haipiaozheyongqihuangshuderenpizhichengdedenglong。
benrenyeshiguanbaiyipinshoufu，qiejianzhengerpinbingbushangshu，shouwojinchaodedabufenbingquan。
yijiangyueweikanlai，huangdibuguoshiwushangnianyou，lujingjianzhijiushijinchaodemuhouhuangdi，gaichaohuandaiyezhishitayinianzhijiandeshiqing。
guaibudequnianlaideneigelumingheqishizheimeqiang，yuanlaishijialiyouren。
buguo，zheidoubushixianrujinjiangyueweigaikaolvdeshiqing。