第一章 如同笑话的一生

diyizhangrutongxiaohuadeyisheng

wozuoleyishixianqiliangmu,xiaojinggongpo,aihufujundimei,queyinweihuiyanshizhu,chaisanletamensuoweidezhenai,beijihenle。

gongpoyaoshawo,dimeididao,fujunxiayao......

zuizhongwosibumingmuzhonglaiyishi,zheishouqibao,wobudangle!

gonggongyaonaqie,woqiaoluodagu,dacaodaban。

popoyaohongxingchuqiang,wosichuzhangyang,titamenxuanchuanzhenaizhishang。

xiaoguziyaojiajiabaonan,wofangbianpaoqingzhu。

xiaoshuziyaoquqinglounv,woqujiduifangshushen。

fujunyaonaqie?bieya!naqieweiqulerenjiaguniang,woziqingheli。

zheidangjiazhumu,talaidang!

......

“furen,laoyejingshanghuilaile。”

menkouchuanlaiyahuantongbaodeshengyin,yuanbenhaizaifankanzhangbendewobujinshouyidun,xiayishitingxialefanshudedongzuo,mengranzhanqishen。

xinlitaiguojidong,woyishijianjingranwanglelishu。

陆远之回来了?

wohefujunweichengqinshi,jialidoushicongshangde。

wojiabenshiyangzhouchengdeshoufu,fujunluyuanzhijiadier,womenliangqingmeizhuma,yitongzhangda。

zhikexi,shiwusuineinian,lujiatuzaobiangu,lujiafumuqujingshangdelushangyudaotufei,fufuliangyiqishizong。

neiyinian,nianjinshiqideluyuanzhiyigerenchengqileruodadelujia,haiyaozhaoguyishuangnianyoudedimei,shifengnianmaidezumu。

wohetabenjiuyouhunyuezaishen,suoyiwoyiranjuerandijiangtadedimeihezumujiedaowojia,xixinzhaogu,mianletadehouguzhiyou。

shiliusuineinian,wofengguanxiapei,shilihongzhuang,fengfengguangguangdijiajileta。

yezhengshineiyinian,shizongdegongpohuidaolelujia。

wodeshenghuorichang,jiubianchenglexiaojinggongpo,xiangzhufujun,aihudimei。

yihuangyan,yijingjiunianguoqule。

rujindewo,yijingershiwusuile,dangchunianyoudedimeiyijingdaoleyihundenianji。

woyoudimeidermu,lujiadelaorenzhangmamafuzhezouchuleyuanzi。

zhijianlaitongbaodeyahuanshensefuza,yuyanyouzhidikanzhewo。

“furen......”

yipangdezhangmamajianzhuang,buyoudehechileyiju。

“hutudongxi,youshishuoshi,niuniunienie,chenghetitong?”

neiyahuanjidedouyaokule,lianshanghaidaizhejifentongqing。

“huifuren,laoyebeishangjingshanghuilai,shenbianhaidaileweiguniang。”

tingdaozheihua,woshensebubian。

yiqiedouzaiwodeyuliaozhizhong。

yipangdezhangmamayiliandanyoudikanzhewo。

“furen,zhei......”

woqingqingpailepaitadeshou。

“haole,xianqukankanshenmeqingkuang,biedehoumianzaishuo。”

wohezhangmamayiqizoujindating,jiukandaoluyuanzhiyishenlansejinpao,mingmingnianjinsanshi,quehaizhuozhuofengliu,meiyandaixiao。

ertashenhoudenvzi,baiyishenxue,yifuruoliufufengdemoyang,neishuanghanqingyanlidaizhejifenaiyuan。

陆远之,金玲儿。

wokanzheta,shensepingjing。

“fujunhuilaile?zenmeshencehaidaileyiweiguniang?shifujunxinnadeqie?haishimailaideyahuan?”

luyuanzhishenseyibian,yandidaizhejifenhuangluan。

“furenwuhuile,zheishiwozaixibeiyudaodekelianrenjinlinger,tawufuwumu,wokantakelianjiujiangtadailehuilai,jifurenzuogeban。”

tazheihuayichukou,yipangdejinlingeryanlishanguoyimoshiluo。

shangyishiyeshizheiyang,luyuanzhibeishangjingshang,tuzhongyudaolejinlinger。

liangrenyijianzhongqing,congciyihoujiuzaishangduizhongliangqingxiangyue。

keshiluyuanzhijiadaozhongluoshidelewodebangchen,rujinrurizhongtianle,ziranbuhaotikaiwo。

yushitazhuangmozuoyangdibajinlingerdaihuifuli,shuotashigekelianrenlaijiqiwodetongqingxin,rangwoshouliuta。

woyequeshichun,keliantachushenqican,jiangtaliuzaishenbian,shiruoqinmei。

yankanxiaoshuziduitayijianzhongqing,wohaoxincuohe,jitamenchuangzaojihui。

keshibeidili,jinlingerheluyuanzhizaojiushuizaiyiqile。

可笑极了!

dongchuangshifaneiyiri,woyishouyangdadexiaoguziqinnidilazhejinlingerdeshou,hantasaozi,shuowopeibushangtagege。

yuanyinzaijiandanbuguole,zhishitakanshangleranshangduyindeqiongshusheng。

wopatazheiyishengbeihuile,yilizulan,zuizhongqiongshushengyinweiqianleduzhai,beizhaizhuzhuishangmen,huohuodasile。

keshiwozheigexiaoguzi,quejuedeshiwoguyizhaorenhaisileta。

erwoyixinbangchendexiaoshuzi,shuowoxinsihendu,qituliyongtahuilejinlinger。

erwodegongpo,zeyinweiyinianqiangonggongxiangnaqiebeiwozuzhile,gonggongriyiduipopolengdan,liangrenfanerjuedeshiwohuailetamendeganqing,duiwohuaihenyuxin。

jinlingerrufuzhihou,guanshizuitianhuishuohua,gengshijiangtamenhongdexinhuanufang。

yushitamenxinli,babudezheigeguaierxirufu?

zuizhong,jinlingerfengguangrufu,chenglelulaoyedepingqi。

erwo,zebeiwodejiefazhangfuxialemanxingduyao,shenziyiriburuyiri。

zhidaowoshenzichedikuale,chanmianbingta,shenpangzaiwutaren,zhiyouyigezhangmama。

何其可悲啊!

guorana,xintengnanren,chikuyibeizi。

yuanbenwoyiwei,wozheiyishengyejiuzheimeguoqule。

keshilinsiqian,jinlingerhaishibuyuanyifangguowo。

tatingzhedaduzi,yilianxiaozhangdizoudaowodechuangqian。

takanzhewo,zhuangmozuoyangdikaikou。

“furena,nikezhenshi......dashanrena!qinshoubafujunrangjiwo,qinzibawoyingjinmen。dengnisilezhihou,woyidingrangfujunzaiwaiduinigegongsongde。”

tingdaozheihua,napawodeshentiyijingshiqiangnuzhimo,mingzhitashiguyizhaoshi,haishibuyoudenuhuozhongshao。

wochilidijiangchuangshangdedongxichaotarengguoqu,pokoudama。

“gunkai!xuqingjiayidedongxi!”

ranerjiuzheimeyixia,mingmingshenmeyemeipengdaojinlinger,taquedaozaidishang,yiliantongkudiwuzheduzi。

“furen,buyaotuiwo,a!”

xiayike,yiqunrenchuanglejinlai。

gonggonghepopodamawobuxiao,jingranxiangyaohaisitamendebaobeidasunzi。

xiaoguzizhizhewodebizi,yilianchaofeng。

“yejiaoe,nizheigedufu,jingrangantuiwosaozi!”

neiyike,wozhijuedehunshendeliqidoubeichouganle。

qiaoqiao,zheijiushiwoyishoufuyangzhangdadehaomeimeia!

woweitadanjingjielv,tajuedewoshigedufu。

jiulianyipangdexiaoshuzi,yeturanchongshanglai,zhijiejiwoshuaileliangbazhang。

yuanbenjiushiqiangnuzhimodewo,beitazheiliangbazhangshandaozhihou,jiuzaiyetibuqiliqile。

ranerzheigeshihou,wodezhangfu,yilianguanqiedikanzhetahuailidejinlinger,liangeyanshendoumeiyoujiwo。

zuizhong,tabaozhejinlingerzhuanshenliqu,linzouzhiji,zhishilenglengdiuxiayijuhua。

“yejiaoe,niduonianwusuochu,yiranfanleqichu,rujinyourucishandu,lujiashiliubudenile。mingtianwohuixiehaoxiushusonglai,nihaoziweizhi!”

wozhijuedesangziyizhenxingtian,chedishiquleyishi。

wozheiyisheng,kezhenshiyigechetoucheweidexiaohua。

zaizhengyan,wojiuhuidaoleluyuanzhihuilaideqianyitian。

rujinkanzheyanqiandeluyuanzhihejinlinger,woxinlilengxiao。

zheiyici,wobuhuijirenherenshanghaiwodejihui!

ershanghaiguowoderen,jiudengzheyingjieshuyunimenderenshengba!