“sumo,wohuaiyunle。”
duanduanliugezi,fangruoyikezhongbangzhadan,zaisumonaoneihongranbaokai,zhendetayishihuanghu,naodaikongbai。
yishijian,sanrenzhouzaodekongqifangruoninggu。
sumozhangzhezuiyituweizijibianjie,queguishishenchadituchuyiju:“nihuaiyunguanwoshenmeshi?”
huachukoudeyishun,sumochajuebudui,zaishiqingmeijieshiqingchuqian,zheibushituotuodezhananfayanma?
sumomuguangtoutoupiaoxianglinkeke,zhijiantalianshangyanezhiseyishanerguo,jinjiezheyouhuifuyuanbenmengdongwuzhidemoyang。
zheiliangnvren,doutouzheyiguziguaiyi!
luobaishuangtingdaosumohuahou,xinzhongtouxiao,mianshangqueweiqugengshen,yankuangfanqiyingyingleiguang,shengyinzhandouqiliang:
“shia……henimeiguanxi,duibuqi,sumo,shiwozizuoduoqingleni。”
“zheihaiziyexujiubugailaidaozheigeshishang。”
“baobao,shimamameiyong,liubuzhubaba。”
“pei!zhanan!”yipangweizhishangdenvshengyifentianying,shouzhongkafeizhijiepodaosumoshenshang,shenpangnanshengganmanglazhuta,lianlianzhiqian。
sumobengkuile,shenmegenshenmeya!zijizhaosheiresheile?
linkekejianzhuangnachuzhijin,dijisumo,yuqiguanxindao:“meishiba。”
sumojieguozhijinhoulengleyixia,kanzheyipangnvshengdefenkaihelinkekedeguanxin,gengjiachenmo。
zheizhongqingkuangxia,linkekeweihehaihuiguanxinziji?taiguoleba。
buxing,lianggenvrendouyoudianbuduijing,xianzaichenyulunmeikuosan,xianbazheigefeibangzijidejiahuojidaizou。
“keke,woyouxiewentixuyaochuliyixia,feichangbaoqian。”
liaoxiahuahou,sumozhuazhuluobaishuangdeshouwan,yaozheyahenhendao:“zouba,womendanduliaoliao,haizitama?!”
luobaishuangqiaojiansumoyanshenzhongdejinggao,zuijiaoweiyang,yanzhonganzangxiaoyi:“haodeni,haizitaba!”
……
kafeidianwai,yilianghongsemazidapaocheli,linanchenglianseyinchentuisang。
zuowanhenvrenxiagao,daozhichumenwanlexie。
danyeshiyinweixiangqindeduixiangshiluobaishuang,zheikeshiluojia,neigexiongminghehe,shouduancanrendeheidaojiazu。
dangnianheidaoxuezhan,congnandajiedaopenglaidonglu,shilizhangjie,qianrenshangwang,zhenzhengdesharenbuzhayan。
luobaishuangdeshenfenjilinanchengxinliyalijida,budebuxiangfangfashujieyixia。
kexianzaidexiangqingaozale,zijigaizenmehefuqinjiaodai?
yichoumozhanzhiji,linanchengyanjiaoyuguangsaodaoluobaishuangheyinanrenqianzheshoucongkafeidianchulai。
linanchengmuguangyiliang,ganjintaochushoujijiangliangrenzhaopianpaixia。
taihaole!jiushuozheiyiqieshiluobaishuangxiagaozaixian!zaifuqinheluotaiyemianqiandouhaojiaodai!
luojiadiulemianzi,yitamendexinhen,zhibudingyaonazheixiaozichenhu!
kafeidianmenwai,sumozhuaizheluobaishuangdeshouzouleyiduanluhou,erhoumengdijiangshoushuaikai,zhiwendao:“weishenmewuxianwo?”
luobaishuangfuzhefubu,mianrongwugudao:“woyoushuocuoshenmema?wobushijieshishuohenimeiyourenheguanxima?”
“haole,bieyanle,”sumoxinqingfanzao,“wodaodinalidezuinile?”
“dequeyikaishishiwozuocuoleweizhi,danwoshenmehuayemeishuo。”
“zongbuzhiyulangfeinisanfenzhong,ninanidemingyudihuiwoba?”
nishenmehuadoumeishuo?nisixiamawolaonvzenmeshuo!
buguoluobaishuangcaibuhuijiangchulai,zheigemimitayaochiyibeizi!
luobaishuanglengxiaohuiyingdao:“meicuo,jiushinilangfeilewosanfenzhong,bawoxiangqingaozale,suoyiniyebiexianghaoguo!”
sumodaoxiyikoulengqi,nixiangqinzale,bushinizijidewentima,shigenanrendoubuhuidayingnineibiantaitiaojianba!
suanle,zheizhongnvrenbunenggentajiangdaoli,sumobaibaishou,tanqidao:
“wozhidaole,wocuole,xingleba,xianzaidajiaxiangqindouzale,yesuanliangqingle,niwogehuigejia,gezhaogema,ok?”
luobaishuangshuangshouhuanbei,xianglexiang,qiyechudechabuduo。
neimehaodenvhaidiule,taxinliyidingchuixiongdunzunanshousile,xixi!
“嗡嗡——”
sumoshoujizhendong,shilaomajiangjingyundalaide。
“erzi,xiangdezenmeyangle,neinvhaibucuoba。”
sumochenmopiankehou,kaikoudao:“laoma,nishibushidianjinshenmeluanqibazaodexiangqinwangzhan,haijiaolejieshaofei?”
“……ke,meiyoua,shineiguniangbuhaoma?”dianhuaneitou,jiangjingyunshengyinyouxieganga。
sumochajuebudui,yanshengzhiwen:“jileduoshaoqian?”
“neijieshaorenshuoyougetiaojianhenhaodeguniang,haoduojiazhangqiangzheyaotaxinxi,zheishikanniziliaobucuo,xianjinijieshao,jiushouyidianshouxufei,yecaiyibai。”
sumozaicihewen:“budui!daodiduoshaoqian!”
“一千……”
“还不对!”
“jiuyiqian!woshinima!xiaozizaibibi,dengnihuijia,laoniangchousini!”
dedaolaomazhongqishizudehuidahou,sumowunaidao:“laoma,dagezaibuzainishenbian,nibadianhuajita,wogentashuo。”
gendagesumingjiangjieleshiqingdedazhijingguo,youyinquleyixieneirong,suihousumoshuochuzijidecaice:
“dage,shiqingchabuduojiushizheiyang,wohuaiyineigelinkekeshidazhexiangqinminghaodepianzi。”
“buguangshixianzaiwangzhanshangshouyibifeiyong,xianxiatamenhuizhuanmenpairenquweichiguanxi,yimiangaofa。”
“ruguopengdaoneizhongweijingshishidexiao**,zaitongguotianyanmiyu、qinggancaokongdefangshi,rangxiao**weizijihuaqian。”
“dianxingdeshazhupantaolu。”
dianhuaneitou,sumingngleyisheng,chenshengdao:“wohuigenlaomajiangqingchude,zhengqunengbasunshinahuilaiba。”
“neijiuzheiyang,dageniyeduoquanquanlaoma,bielaoxiangzhejiwojieshaoduixiang,woxianguale。”
“嘟嘟嘟——”
sumoguaduanledianhua,zhangshuyikouqi,shiqingsuanshiwanmeijiejue,yihouyinggaiyouxiangdangyiduanshijianbuhuibeilaomazhemole。
jintianjiuxianhuijiaxigezao,zaiwangshangkankanyoumeiyougongzuo。
sumogangyizhuanshen,jiujiandaoluobaishuangyilianfennudidengzheziji,sumoxianqidao:“nihaimeizou?”
kee!zhei**zaojiuzhidaoduifangshishazhupan,qibushishuotanazijimingyuchunchundanglexiaochou?
yedui,zheishishangzenmekenengyouzheimehaodenvhaizi!
a!!!jiuhenweiqu,xinchouyoulai!
luobaishuangmozheya,biaoqingxiangshihenbudebasumochile。
sumoyebulihui,yueguoluobaishuang,jingzhilikai。
luobaishuangyibuyiqudigenzaihoumian,zhuoredeshixianjihukuaibasumodehoubojingshaochuan。
sumozouzaiqianmian,taochushouji,kaishidazi。
“wozheiyishengrulvbobing”:biaoge,zenmeban?gangcaihenishuodeneilaonvhuashennvchihanweisuiwo!ruguowoshileshen,qingweiwozhengmingwoyecengnulifankangguo!【weiqu.jpg】
“biaohanderenshengbuxuyaojieshi”:????????