第3章

“sumo,wohuaiyunle。”

duanduanliugezi,fangruoyikezhongbangzhadan,zaisumonaoneihongranbaokai,zhendetayishihuanghu,naodaikongbai。

yishijian,sanrenzhouzaodekongqifangruoninggu。

sumozhangzhezuiyituweizijibianjie,queguishishenchadituchuyiju:“nihuaiyunguanwoshenmeshi?”

huachukoudeyishun,sumochajuebudui,zaishiqingmeijieshiqingchuqian,zheibushituotuodezhananfayanma?

sumomuguangtoutoupiaoxianglinkeke,zhijiantalianshangyanezhiseyishanerguo,jinjiezheyouhuifuyuanbenmengdongwuzhidemoyang。

zheiliangnvren,doutouzheyiguziguaiyi!

luobaishuangtingdaosumohuahou,xinzhongtouxiao,mianshangqueweiqugengshen,yankuangfanqiyingyingleiguang,shengyinzhandouqiliang:

“shia……henimeiguanxi,duibuqi,sumo,shiwozizuoduoqingleni。”

“zheihaiziyexujiubugailaidaozheigeshishang。”

“baobao,shimamameiyong,liubuzhubaba。”

“pei!zhanan!”yipangweizhishangdenvshengyifentianying,shouzhongkafeizhijiepodaosumoshenshang,shenpangnanshengganmanglazhuta,lianlianzhiqian。

sumobengkuile,shenmegenshenmeya!zijizhaosheiresheile?

linkekejianzhuangnachuzhijin,dijisumo,yuqiguanxindao:“meishiba。”

sumojieguozhijinhoulengleyixia,kanzheyipangnvshengdefenkaihelinkekedeguanxin,gengjiachenmo。

zheizhongqingkuangxia,linkekeweihehaihuiguanxinziji?taiguoleba。

buxing,lianggenvrendouyoudianbuduijing,xianzaichenyulunmeikuosan,xianbazheigefeibangzijidejiahuojidaizou。

“keke,woyouxiewentixuyaochuliyixia,feichangbaoqian。”

liaoxiahuahou,sumozhuazhuluobaishuangdeshouwan,yaozheyahenhendao:“zouba,womendanduliaoliao,haizitama?!”

luobaishuangqiaojiansumoyanshenzhongdejinggao,zuijiaoweiyang,yanzhonganzangxiaoyi:“haodeni,haizitaba!”

……

kafeidianwai,yilianghongsemazidapaocheli,linanchenglianseyinchentuisang。

zuowanhenvrenxiagao,daozhichumenwanlexie。

danyeshiyinweixiangqindeduixiangshiluobaishuang,zheikeshiluojia,neigexiongminghehe,shouduancanrendeheidaojiazu。

dangnianheidaoxuezhan,congnandajiedaopenglaidonglu,shilizhangjie,qianrenshangwang,zhenzhengdesharenbuzhayan。

luobaishuangdeshenfenjilinanchengxinliyalijida,budebuxiangfangfashujieyixia。

kexianzaidexiangqingaozale,zijigaizenmehefuqinjiaodai?

yichoumozhanzhiji,linanchengyanjiaoyuguangsaodaoluobaishuangheyinanrenqianzheshoucongkafeidianchulai。

linanchengmuguangyiliang,ganjintaochushoujijiangliangrenzhaopianpaixia。

taihaole!jiushuozheiyiqieshiluobaishuangxiagaozaixian!zaifuqinheluotaiyemianqiandouhaojiaodai!

luojiadiulemianzi,yitamendexinhen,zhibudingyaonazheixiaozichenhu!

kafeidianmenwai,sumozhuaizheluobaishuangdeshouzouleyiduanluhou,erhoumengdijiangshoushuaikai,zhiwendao:“weishenmewuxianwo?”

luobaishuangfuzhefubu,mianrongwugudao:“woyoushuocuoshenmema?wobushijieshishuohenimeiyourenheguanxima?”

“haole,bieyanle,”sumoxinqingfanzao,“wodaodinalidezuinile?”

“dequeyikaishishiwozuocuoleweizhi,danwoshenmehuayemeishuo。”

“zongbuzhiyulangfeinisanfenzhong,ninanidemingyudihuiwoba?”

nishenmehuadoumeishuo?nisixiamawolaonvzenmeshuo!

buguoluobaishuangcaibuhuijiangchulai,zheigemimitayaochiyibeizi!

luobaishuanglengxiaohuiyingdao:“meicuo,jiushinilangfeilewosanfenzhong,bawoxiangqingaozale,suoyiniyebiexianghaoguo!”

sumodaoxiyikoulengqi,nixiangqinzale,bushinizijidewentima,shigenanrendoubuhuidayingnineibiantaitiaojianba!

suanle,zheizhongnvrenbunenggentajiangdaoli,sumobaibaishou,tanqidao:

“wozhidaole,wocuole,xingleba,xianzaidajiaxiangqindouzale,yesuanliangqingle,niwogehuigejia,gezhaogema,ok?”

luobaishuangshuangshouhuanbei,xianglexiang,qiyechudechabuduo。

neimehaodenvhaidiule,taxinliyidingchuixiongdunzunanshousile,xixi!

“嗡嗡——”

sumoshoujizhendong,shilaomajiangjingyundalaide。

“erzi,xiangdezenmeyangle,neinvhaibucuoba。”

sumochenmopiankehou,kaikoudao:“laoma,nishibushidianjinshenmeluanqibazaodexiangqinwangzhan,haijiaolejieshaofei?”

“……ke,meiyoua,shineiguniangbuhaoma?”dianhuaneitou,jiangjingyunshengyinyouxieganga。

sumochajuebudui,yanshengzhiwen:“jileduoshaoqian?”

“neijieshaorenshuoyougetiaojianhenhaodeguniang,haoduojiazhangqiangzheyaotaxinxi,zheishikanniziliaobucuo,xianjinijieshao,jiushouyidianshouxufei,yecaiyibai。”

sumozaicihewen:“budui!daodiduoshaoqian!”

“一千……”

“还不对!”

“jiuyiqian!woshinima!xiaozizaibibi,dengnihuijia,laoniangchousini!”

dedaolaomazhongqishizudehuidahou,sumowunaidao:“laoma,dagezaibuzainishenbian,nibadianhuajita,wogentashuo。”

gendagesumingjiangjieleshiqingdedazhijingguo,youyinquleyixieneirong,suihousumoshuochuzijidecaice:

“dage,shiqingchabuduojiushizheiyang,wohuaiyineigelinkekeshidazhexiangqinminghaodepianzi。”

“buguangshixianzaiwangzhanshangshouyibifeiyong,xianxiatamenhuizhuanmenpairenquweichiguanxi,yimiangaofa。”

“ruguopengdaoneizhongweijingshishidexiao**,zaitongguotianyanmiyu、qinggancaokongdefangshi,rangxiao**weizijihuaqian。”

“dianxingdeshazhupantaolu。”

dianhuaneitou,sumingngleyisheng,chenshengdao:“wohuigenlaomajiangqingchude,zhengqunengbasunshinahuilaiba。”

“neijiuzheiyang,dageniyeduoquanquanlaoma,bielaoxiangzhejiwojieshaoduixiang,woxianguale。”

“嘟嘟嘟——”

sumoguaduanledianhua,zhangshuyikouqi,shiqingsuanshiwanmeijiejue,yihouyinggaiyouxiangdangyiduanshijianbuhuibeilaomazhemole。

jintianjiuxianhuijiaxigezao,zaiwangshangkankanyoumeiyougongzuo。

sumogangyizhuanshen,jiujiandaoluobaishuangyilianfennudidengzheziji,sumoxianqidao:“nihaimeizou?”

kee!zhei**zaojiuzhidaoduifangshishazhupan,qibushishuotanazijimingyuchunchundanglexiaochou?

yedui,zheishishangzenmekenengyouzheimehaodenvhaizi!

a!!!jiuhenweiqu,xinchouyoulai!

luobaishuangmozheya,biaoqingxiangshihenbudebasumochile。

sumoyebulihui,yueguoluobaishuang,jingzhilikai。

luobaishuangyibuyiqudigenzaihoumian,zhuoredeshixianjihukuaibasumodehoubojingshaochuan。

sumozouzaiqianmian,taochushouji,kaishidazi。

“wozheiyishengrulvbobing”:biaoge,zenmeban?gangcaihenishuodeneilaonvhuashennvchihanweisuiwo!ruguowoshileshen,qingweiwozhengmingwoyecengnulifankangguo!【weiqu.jpg】

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