第1章
lishijianbaoxing，sanlouxishujian。
ganggangyupengyouguangjiehuilaidelimuer，lianshangmeiyouyisikaixindebiaoqing，zhiyouwujindeweiquyuxiuru。
tajinjinminzhezuichun，yibianwangyuganglifangshui，yibianhuixiangzhejiemeimenshuoguodehua。
“muera，nishuonizhiqianhaodaiyeshigebanhua，kezenmejiujialezheimeyigefeiwulaogong，meiqianmeishibushuo，jiuliannaozidouyouxiebuzhengchang，zhinengganxiexiarengandehuo。”
“meicuo，meiciwomenlaizhaoni，tabushizaisaodijiushizaicaboli，erqiehaiyizhishalehe，zhenbuzhidaonidangchushizenmexialeyan，jingrannengkanshangta？nizhibuzhijiulianzhiqianneige，zhinenggenzaini**houmiandehuangmei，doujialeyigefuerdaini！”
“aiaiai，youyidiannishuocuole，wozhiqiankehaijianguomuerlaogongzaikanshuni，haoxiangshishenme《tuoyuquanben》，buguopingtadenaozi，kanbukandedongwojiubuzhidaole。”
“hahahaha........”
jiemeimendehuajiuxiangshiyigengenciban，shenshenzhajinlelimuerxinkou，yiqianzaixuexiaoshi，tazheigebanhuayouduomefengguang，xianzaijiuyouduomedequru。
erzheiyiqiequrudeyuantou，jiushitaneigeshazilaogongshaofei，yigecongxiaobeitayeyejianhuilaideqiying。
“yexugentajiehun，zhendeshiyigecuoba......”
yidileishuiconglimueryanjiaohualuo，jiehunzheiliangnianlai，bujinshitongxuepengyou，jiulianjiarenqinqidoushiduitalengyanlengyu，chaofengtajialeyigeshazilaogong。
“咚咚咚！”
yizhenqiaomenshengxiangqi，daduanlelimuerdesixu。
kailemen，yigemianrongqingxiushuaiqi，danmeiyuzhijianquedaizhejifenmunedenanzizhanzaimenkou。
tashahehedeyixiao，shuangshoujilimuerdilaiyijianyupao，shuodao：“mu...muer，xiwan...wan...chuan.......”
zhengshitadeshazilaogongshaofei。
limuerzhouqilemeitou，benshenjiuxinqingbuhaodeta，yikandaoshaofeizheigushajinger，dunshijiugengqile，tayibaduoguoyupao，huadoumeishuoyiju，jiuzhijiepengdeyishengguanshanglemen。
shaofeidexiaorongjiangzailelianshang，youxienamenerdinaozhetou，buzhidaozijicuozainaerle，dantameiyoushijianduoxiang，yinweixiamianhaiyouhaoduohuoerdengzhetani，genlimuerdashengzhaohuhou，jiujicongcongxialelou。
yiqianshaofeigangdaolijiashi，yinweiyoulaoyezidehehu，suoyijibiandajiaduitayouyijian，neiyedoumeiyoubiaoxiandetaiguomingxian。
keziconglaoyezibingshihou，erqiehaizailinzhongqian，yidingyaokandaolimueryushaofeiwanhun，zheixiakebalijiaderenjiqihuaile。
fenfenkaishidangmianjiuduishaofeiyizhiqishi，manmachaofeng，zhenshihenbudetaxiayikejiubeichezhuangsi，zheiyanglimuerjiujietuole。
kejibianlijiarucibubashaofeidangrenkan，neitayeyizhijinjizhelaoyezidelinzhongzhutuo，shuduneiliangbushu，zhaoguhaolimuer，zhaoguhaolijia！
cike，dangshaofeilaidaoyiloudeguwandatingshi，kandaoyigeshenxingfeishuodenanrenzoulejinlai，suirantazhangdehenchou，danquechuandehenhao，yishenmingpaixizhuang。
“chen...chenlei...jie...jiefu...hao......”
shaofeixiaozhedazhaohu，danshichenleiwanquanchizhiyibi，piezhetoucaidoubucaita。
buguojiuzailiangrenyaocajianerguoshi，chenleidelianshangturanluchuleyimoyinxiao，tazhuangzuobuxiaoxinbeibanleyijiao，ranhoumengdizhuangxiangleshenxingdanbodeshaofei。
“哎呀！”
“嘭！”
feishuodetixingzhijiebashaofeijizhuangfeile，zhongzhongshuaizailezhuzishang。
dan，jiuzaishaofeihaimeifanyingguolaishi，quejianchenleiyijingqiangxianyibubaozhejiaowandajiaodao：“aiyaaiya！nibandewohaotonga！”
shaofeijianzhuangjimangrenzhejutong，guolaiguanqiedao：“jie...jiefu...mei...shiba？”
chenleipieleyiyanshashadeshaofei，shuodao：“nibawobanleyijiao，buxing，woyedetiniyixia。”
“a？”shaofeiyileng，dankandaochenleidemuguanghou，xinliyixu，zhinengdiandiantou，dao：“hao...niti.....”
chenleidunshiningxiaoyisheng，genbenbujishaofeizhunbeidejihui，zhijiemaozujingeryijiaochuaileguoqu，zhichuaideshaofeizaidishangfangunlehaojiquaner，xianxiedouyaochongdaomenwaiqule。
“hahahaha......”
chenleiyizhenhahadaxiao，zhiyaokanjianshaofeineimanlianhuichendelangbeixiang，taxinlijiushifenchangkuai。
buguozhuanshunjiantayoujuedeyouxiesuoranwuwei，yinweitayijingzhetengguozheigeshaziwushucile，meiyouxinxianganle。
“aishazi，muerni？wozhaotayoushi。”chenleixianqidedengzheshaofei。
“zai...loushang.......”
shaofeirouzheyao，bantiancaicongdishangpaqilai，dantadelianshangquemeiyousihaodeshengqizhise，haoxiangbingbuzhidaozijibeiqifule。
chenleingleyisheng，zhuanshenchaosanlouzouqu，genbenbuzaiyizijishifoushangdaoleneigeshazi。
jianbaoxingyiloushichushouguwanyujiedaikerendedating，erloushikufangyuyigexiaoxinghuiyishi，sanloushishaofeifufuyuyuefuyuemudezhusuo。
chenleishanglesanlouhou，zhaoleyiquanerdoumeikandaolimuer，zhidaotingjianxishujianlidehuahualiushuishenghou，tadelianshangshunjianfuxianchuleyimoyxiao。
nandaomuerzhengzaixizao？heihei，neiqibushiyaobianyiwole。
chenleideyanjinglidunshimaochulelvguang，tanieshouniejiaodilaidaoxishujianmenkou，xianshitiezheerduozaimenshangtingleyihuier，ranhoupinmingdijizheyanjingcongmenfengwanglikan。
danshiyinweifengxitaixiao，tashizhongshenmeyekanbudao，yishijianyourubaizhuanaoxinyiban，chenleihenbudelimachongjinqu。
“咔嚓！”
buzhibujuejian，chenleijingranniu~donglexishujiandemensuo，erqiemenzhendejiukaile。
yinweigangcaigenshaofeishengqi，limuerguanlemenhouwangjilefansuo，erqiezheibenjiushizaizijijiali，yemeiyouduodanxinshenme。
danshiciketurandeyishengmenxiang，hedelianzihoumiandelimuerhunshenyizhan，taganggangtuoxiawaiyi，shuangshouzhengdazaizijideneiyishang。
“邵飞？”
limuerhuanleyisheng，danshimeiyourenhehuiying。
tamanmannuodongshenti，xiangyaobokailianzikanyiyan，danjiuzaizheishi，lianziwaimianturanpujinlaileyigeheiying，hedelimuerjingshengjianjiao，zhijiejiaoxiayihua，shuaijinleyugangli。
“噗通！”
jiuzailimuerzhengzhazhexiangfuchushuimianshi，neigeheiyingyijingcuozheshoulaidaoletademianqian。
“heihei，wodemuer，jiefuzhendeshidengbujile，nikuaiguolaiba！”
chenleiyguangdazuo，jixiatuodiaolezijidexizhuang，jiuyaochaozhelimuerdeshenzishangyaqu。
“a——！jiuming！kuailairena！”
limuerxiesidilidedahanzhe，danshichenleiyibajiujiangtayajinleshuili。
“wodehaomuer，nibuyaoluanjiao，jiefuhuihaohaotengnide！”
chenleizaojiuyijingjibukenaile，jianglimuerlachushuimianhou，lijijiupushangqukenleqilai。
danlimuersisichengzhetadebozi，zuoshanyoushandiburangtadecheng，“jiuminga！shaofei！shaofeikuailaijiuwo！”
“heihei，woquannihaishibiebaifeiliqile，neigeshazizijidouzishennanbaole，naerhainenglaijiu......”
“嘭——！”
chenleidehuahaimeishuowan，tadenaodaijiuturanbeirenconghoumiandaleyigunzi，tajimangzhuanguotou，faxianshaofeizhengwozheyigenmugun，zhanzhanjingjingdizhanzaitashenhou。
“made，nizheigechoushazi，jingranganhuaiwodehaoshi，woyaoshaleni！”
chenleinuhouyisheng，rengdiaolimuerjiuchaozheshaofeipuleshangqu。
“muer...kuai...pao......”
shaofeidahanleyishenghou，shunjianjiubeichenleiyazaileshenxia，yutaniudaqilai。
limuerrumengchuxing，jimangwuzheyifutaochulexishujian。
“nizheigechoushazi，rangnihuaiwodehaoshi，rangnihuaiwodehaoshi......”
shenxingdanbodeshaofeizenmekenengshichenleideduishou，jixiajiubeisisiyazailedishangquanjiaoxiangjia，zhidadetakoubiliuxue，tounaofazhan。
“choushazi，nijiwoqusi！”
“嘭！”
chenleiyoubujiehen，zhanqishenhou，maozujingyijiaochuaixiangleshaofeidenaodai。
“噗——！”
shaofeidunshipenchuleyidakouheixue，zhijiehunsileguoqu。
“heng，nizheishazijingranhaigangenwozhuangsi？rangnizhuang，rangnizhuang......”
chenleiduizheshaofeidenaodaiheshentiyoushiyizhentichuai，sihaomeiyouzhuyidao，shaofeiyijingwanquanmeiyouleqixi。
xianxueshunzhetadebojingyizhiliujinlexiongkou，zhanredaoletabozishangdangxiangliandaideyizhiheibanzhishang。
shashi，lianglvjinguangshanxian，zhichongshaofeideetou。
“jiuzhouhouren，hunpoguiwei！”