第1章真想咬死你
yemujianglin，huadengchushang。
ningjingshensuideyenengrangrenzhaidiaojiamianju，xiexiaxinfang。
luoshihaibuxing，tabixupeixiecicanjiajinyeachengzuidadeyanhui，peitajinxingxuweideshejiao。
zaiwairenyanli，tamenyaozhuangchengqinsehemingdefuqi，danjinxianjinye。
xieciyoulideshoubeilanguotadeyao，daizhetawanghuichanglimianzou。
yaojiandazhexiecikuandadeshouzhang，youreyuanbuduanchuandidaotadeshenshang，zheiyangqinmidechupengrangluoshixintiaojiasu，shenzirenbuzhudouledou。napazheiduanzandeqinmi，luoshiyeganzhiruyi。
xieciziranganshoudaole，wuyiweiluoshikangju，taditoucoujinta，“zenme，pa？dangchubushifeijinxinjiyaojiajiwo？xianzaizuochuzheifuyangzijisheikan？”
luoshierjianzaixiecikaojindeshunjianhongtou，erbiandereqihuchuderangtadelianyegenzhefare，taxiaoshenghuiying：“womeiyou。”
hongtoudexiaoerduojiuxiangyourenshutoudeguoshi，xiecigouqieliedexiao，zhangkouyaoxiaqu。
luoshichitong“a”leyisheng，shenshouxiangyaotuikaita，dantayounalishinanrendeduishou，zhinengrenshouzhexieciyuelaiyuezhongdekenyao。
youjiaobushengkaojin，xiecizhongyufangguota，tataishouyonglirouleroubeitayaochuyayindeerchui，dishengshuo：“zhenxiangyaosini。”
tashuozheihuashi，yandiyouyishanerguoyanedeguang，beiluoshimingandebuzhuodao，tajiuzheimetaoyanta？jiuyinweitazaiyanlishigemanfuxinjidenvren。
keshitayounalaineimeduoxinsi，tabuguoshibeiweideaizhetaeryi。
xiecidiuxiatayigeren，zoujinyanhuidatinglimian，yurengongchoujiaocuo。
shuijingdiaodengdengguangdazaitawuguanjiqijunmeidelianshang，yurenjiaotanshi，tawenrunruyu，yanxingzhizhongquetouzheshuli，danbuzhiyuhuirangrengandaotameiyoulimao。
luoshibuzijuekandechuleshen，tayijingmingzhengyanshunzhanzaitashenbianle，weishenmehaishijuede，talitahaoyuanhaoyuan。
yizhigujiefenmingbaicibandeshouzaitayanqianshangxiahuanglehuang，lahuitadesixu。
“fashenmedai？”zhouyueyanwenhedeshengyinxiangqi，zhanzaishiluomianqiandangzhuletadeshixian。
“yueyan！nizenmeyezai！”luoshiyouxiejingxi，zaiwuliaodeyanhuishangnenggouyudaozijidehaopengyou，rangtajiaolvdexinandingxialai。
zhouyueyanxiaozheqiaota，hurankanjiantadeerduoyichangdehong，“nierduozenmele？”
tashenshouqumo，weilekanqingchu，shentiyekaotagengjin，zheicaifaxiantadeerduoyouyaoshang，tazhouzhemeidaliang，wanquanmeiyouzhuyidaoliangrenjuliyijingguojin。
luoshijuedeliangrenzishibutuo，huirangrenwuhui，xinlijinglingdazhen。
zhengyaobikaita，jiutingjianbeihouxieciqinglengdeshengyin。
“你们在干什么？”
zhoubiandewendusihusuizhexiecideyijuhuazhoujiang，binglengdenengjiangrendongzhu。
luoshijuedezijideshentiyijingjiangzhu，hunshendouzaizhandou，taxiayishihenhentuikaizhouyueyan，yutabaochianquanjuli。
但，还是晚了。
xieciqizhangdeshenyingyinzaiheianzhong，zhijiantadaleyigeshoushi，yiqungaodazhuanghanchuxian，zaizhouyueyanhaiweifanyingguolaishi，jiangtatuozou。
zhenggeshiqingcongkaishidaojieshuzhiyongleyifenzhongbudao。
luoshidedanaoyipiankongbai，taliangqiangdepaozhe，genshangneixieren，xinlizhibuzhudekonghuang。