2024年。
5月15日。
zaoshang8dianzuoyou，shengwuzhongrangjiangnancongshuimengzhongxinglai。
mimihuhucongchuangshangxialai，tachaozhecesuoerqu，suijibanmizheyanjingkaishixishuleqilai。
“嗯？！”
突然。
tafangfokandaoleshenmerangrenzhenjing，bukesiyideshiqingyiban，yiliancuoedikanzhejingzilideziji。
jingzili，shiyigelengjiaofenming，shuaidediaozhadenanren。
shita，danrangtaqiguaideshi，yiqianzhishixiaoshuaideta，weishenmejinergekanqilaihuizheimeshuai？！
yinchangnianaoye，benshiyouxingpifu，jingchangmaodoudeta，jinergelianshangqueshibaijingwubi。
“近视严重了？”
lima，jiangnandiyifanyingjiushizijidejinshijiazhongle，fouzezenmekenenghuizidaizheimeshencengdelvjing？
yaoleyaotou，tayibianshuayayeshiyibianxinshangqilaizijideshuaiqi。
“太踏马的帅了！”
jiangnangantanleqilai，erhou，bujingyijian，taqueshimuguangxiayi，kandaolezijichangnianguangzheshuijuedeshangbanshen。
“yikuai，liangkuai，sankuai……**！bakuaifuji，wanmeirenyuxian！”
zheiyike，jiangnandengdaleyanjing，erhouceshenduijingkanleyiyan，yanzhuzixianxiedengluolexialai，dangjijiuniequantouqiaolejixia。
乓乓！
钢板的声音。
好家伙！
这是完美人鱼线啊！
“wozheishihaizaimenglimian？bieshuo，haizhenshiyigemeimeng！”
江南咧嘴笑了起来。
“叮！”
zaitatuchushukoushuideneiyike，naohaizhongdunshichuxianleyidaodianzijixiehechengyin。
下一秒。
budengjiangnanfanyingguolai，youyidaodianzijixiehechengyinzaitanaohaizhongzaiyicixiangleqilai：
“youyusuzhuyizhijianding，xuxiatongyigeyuanwangzhangdawunianzhijiu，chenggongjihuosiyirenshengxitongqiebangdingchenggong！”
虾米？！
yashuazaijiangnanzuilibeitayaodesisidi，yanjinggengshidengdegenniuyanjingyibanda。
系统？！
shixihongshixiaoshuoappshangdexiaoshuolineixiexitong？！
“nihao，siyi……renshengxitong。”
jiangnanchangshixingdedaleyigezhaohu。
“suzhuninhao，ninzhixuyaozaixinxiajiukeyiyuxitongjiaoliu。”
xitongdeshengyinxiangleqilai。
“woxiangwenwen，niyoushenmezuoyong？”
jiangnanyanleyixiakoushui，daiyouxiexushukoushuideweidao，dancikedetanalihuizaiyizheimeduo，zaiwenchuzheigewentideshihou，tanazhebeizideshoudoulveweizhandoulejixia。
zuoweiyigechangnianzhizaixihongshiappxiaoshuoshangkanxiaoshuodebainianlaoduzhe，tanalibuzhidaoxitongzheiwanyishishenmea！
yongyouxitong，shouxianqifeishikendingqifeile，jiukanxitongjibujili，shikuaisuqifei，haishiyibubulaide。
“siyihuihuo，xiangshouwanmeirensheng！”
xitongdeshengyinxiangleqilai：“suzhuzhixuyaoshiyongzijidejinqianjinxingxiaofei，neimejikehuodesuijibeishufanhai！”
“有什么限制吗？”
jiangnanlengleyixia，zheixitongdegongnengzenmeyoudianxiangtazaixihongshixiaoshuoappshangkandeyixieshenhaowendexitonggongneng。
“haowuxianzhi，huoxushuoweiyidexianzhijiuzhixuyaosuzhusuoxiaofeidejinqianshinindesuoyou，jikehuodefanli！duile，ouerwanchengxitongpaisongdefulixiaorenwu，haikehuodeninyixiangbudaodenenglihewupinyo！”
系统道。
“nei……jibierenxiaofeini？liru，jigaoyanzhimeinvxiaofeishade？”
江南询问道。
“ninjisheijinxingxiaofei，doushixiaofei，bingbuhuizaiyiduifangdeyanzhishifougao！”
系统回复道。
“牛逼！”
江南赞叹道。
tazheixitongkejiuzhenniubile，fangzaiwangwenjieshenhaowenzhizhongdegegexitong，zheisiyirenshengxitongkezhensuanshidingjile，zongbineixiebixuqiangzhixingjigaoyanzhifenshudemeinvxiaofeicainenggouhuodefanlidexitongjianzhibuyaotaihaole。
liru，zhiqiantakanguodeyiben《kaijuwanbeifanlika，lvchaxiaohuachengtiangou》，neikaijujiushijilvchaxiaohuasongmangnei，neigebzhuangde，zhenshiburenzhishi。