第1章
“touledongxihaibuchengren，yanglenizheimeduonianyidianhuodouganbule，kanlaopoziwojintianbudasinizheigesangmenxing！”
beituidaozaidishangdexiaonvhaiquansuozheshenzibuganshuohua，liansecangbaimeiyouyidianyanse，naodaigengshibeiyingwuzhuangjiyizhizaiwangwailiuzhexianxue。
zhidaoxiaonvhaibeiyijiaotizhongyaohai，shentichouchulejixiabianzaiyemeiledongjing。
linlaotailengleyixia，kexiangdaogangcaipeichuqudejigetongbanjiuqibudayichulai，jianxiaonizizhuangsiyoushiyijiaotileguoqu。
xiayike，xiaonvhaiandandeshuangmouyouhuifuleguangliang，yibazhuazhulinlaotaidejiaohuaibarenxianfanzaidi。
linxiaonianrenzherushubaiwanzhimayikenshiyibantengtong，haoburongyizhanleqilai，chadianshenxingbuwenyoudaolexiaqu。
“nigesangmenxingzhenshifanletianle！”linlaotaigaoshengjiaomazhe，henbudebayanqiandezheigexiaonizisichengliangban。
“滚！”
linxiaonianzenmeyemeixiangdao，tashenweiershiyishijiwuxingjidajiudiandegaojichushi，youyitianhuiyinweixuetudeshiwu，daozhitashiwuzhongduqiangjiuwuxiao，zaicixinglaijiushizheibanqingxing。
haimeihuanguoshenlai，linxiaonianduoshanbujiyouaileyibazhang。
“tanainaide，zhaosishiba！”
linxiaoniancongxiaodaodadouhaimeiyoushouguozheizhongweiqu，kanzhemianqianzheigechuanzheguguaidefengpozi，xinliranqidenuhuodoukuaiyaoyabuzhule。
turantadenaodaijiuxiangshikuaiyaozhakaiyiyangtengtongnanren，yiduanbushuyutadejiyiyongrunaohaizhizhong。
zheijushentidezhurenyejiaolinxiaonian，rangrenxintengdeshi，yuanshencongjishiqijiumeiyoujianguozijidefuqinlindanian，niangqinzhaoshigengshinilaishunshouzailinjiashoujinleweiqu。
linlaotaipianxinxiaoerzi，shenmehaodongxidoujinzhesanfang，neixiezanghuoleihuojiukejingshihuantamenmunvliangquzuo，kelianyuanshenzhiyoushiliusuijiubeilinlaotaijihuohuodasile。
什么？！
zheijushenticaizhiyoushiliusui？！
linxiaonianditoukanzhezijiyiqiajiuduandexiaoxigebo，bujinxianruchensi，laotianyekaidezheigewanxiaoyetaidaleba！
“nizheigexiao**jingranganhenainaizheiyangshuohua！”tangdilinerzhuangjianqidishangbazhangdaxiaodeyingshitoujiuchaozhelinxiaonianzaleguoqu。
hehe，yuanshenjiushiyinweilinerzhuangpaoqujilinlaotaigaozhuang，shuotatoulegebizhoushenzijiadetaoguan，daozhilinlaotaibeielejigetongban，cairanglinxiaonianpingbaiwuguailedunduda，shijishangneitaoguanshibeilinerzhuangjishuaisuile！
“nizaishuoyibiansheishixiao**？”
linxiaonianceshenduoguolelinerzhuangzaguolaideshitou，tingdaolinerzhuangzheimeshuo，suijichaoqigangcailinlaotaishuaizaitashenshangdegunzi，jiuyaoshangqianwanglinerzhuangshenshanglunguoqu。
linerzhuangmeixiangdaozhiqianweiweinuonuodelinxiaonian，jingrangandangzhelinlaotaidemiandata，duoshanbujiaileyigunzi，toushanglimajiuqileyigezhongbao。
“wuwuwu，niniangshilao**，nijiushixiao**！”
linerzhuangkandaolinxiaonianqishixiongxiongdeyangzixinlijiubuyoudehaipaleqilai，jianlinxiaonianyouyaodongshouganmangduodaolelinlaotaideshenhou。
linlaotaiyeshiyifuhuojianleguidemoyang，zheixiaonizijintianshizenmele，mobushizhuanglexie？
“wodebaobeisunzi，biepa，nainaizheijiujinichuqi！”
linerzhuangkeshitalaolinjiadebaobeigeda，sheiyaoshidongletayigenhanmao，linlaotaijiuhenbudepinlelaoming，genghekuangshigequantoubandaxiaodegubao。
tajiubuxinjintiantahaizhibulezheigexiaonizi！
linlaotaizuilimanmagebutingfeiyaojilinxiaoniandianyanseqiaoqiao，shenshouyaobalinxiaonianzhuaiguolaidayidun，quebeixiaoyatouyimaoyaojiduoleguoqu。
linxiaonianduoshandeshihouhaiguyibanlelinlaotaiyijiao，zaijiashanglinerzhuangzaihoumianyizhizhuaizhelinlaotaideyijiao，zusunliangpulekongzhijieshuailegegoukenni。
linxiaonianlengxiaoyisheng，jiuzheidiannengnaihaixiangjiaoxunta，zuomengba！
“ni......nige......”
“nishenmeni，gunainaikebushinimenxiangqifujiunengqifude，yebuzhaozhaojingzikankanzijishigeshenmedexing！”
linxiaonianchazheyaotiaomeikanzheneishifenlangbeidezusunliang，xinlizhongyuchulekouqi，yesuanshiweiyuanshenbaochouleba，danshijiuzheixiejiaoxunhaiyuanyuanbugou。
“xiaojian......linxiaonian，niyaoshigandongwomenyixia，woniangfeibalenidepibuke！”
linerzhuangzheigehanhuohaizhenshigebuzhangnaozide，douzheigeshihoulehaixiangzheyourennengjitachengyao。
“niniang，tasuangeshenmedongxi？”
bieshuoshilinerzhuangdeniang，jintianjiusuanshitianwanglaozilaile，talinxiaonianyebushouzheiwonangqi！
linlaotaichuanzhecuqi，yanzhuzidoukuaiyaodengchulaile，“zhenshi......zhenshimeiyoutianlile......”
turan，linxiaonianxiongkoufamen，yikouxianxuemengdecongzuilitulechulai，jingguogangcaineimeyizheteng，zheijujihukuaiyaosanjiadeshentizhongyukangbuzhule。
“nigexinchangdaidudexiaojiantizi，lianyanwangyedoukanbuxiaqu，paiheibaiwuchanglaizhuanile！”linlaotaizhigaoqiang，henbudeqiasilinxiaonian。
linxiaonianshifenbuxie，genbenjiumeibalinlaotaidanghuishi，yongfengmanbudingdexiuzicalecacanliuzaizuijiaodexueji。
“siyeyaolazhenimendiandi，daoshihouzaipanguanlaoyemianqianpingpanduicuo，kankansheixianxiadiyu！”
撞邪了！
linlaotaizhangdalezuibayouxiebukesiyi，zheixiaonizipingrililiandaqidoubuganchu，jintianjingranganshuochuzheizhonghua。
“jiuminga，linxiaonianzhongxieyaosharenle！”
linerzhuangnalijianguozheizhenshi，biekantapingshiliyaowuyangwei，qishidanzihaiburuyizhituzi，pingriliguanhuiqifulinxiaonianbale。
“popo，nimenzenmele？”
zhaoshichilidebaozhezhuangmanyifudemutong，tacongwaimianxiwanyifuhuilaigangzoudaoyuanzilijiutingdaodongjing，jicongcongdeganlejinlai，manlianyouyu。
“kankanniyangdehaonver，doukuaiyaoqidaowomentoushanglaile！”
linlaotaiduoleduojiaoxuanxiezheizijidebuman，xigeyifudouzheimeman，zhaoshipabushiguyide！
“poponinbieshengqi，wotixiaonianjininpeigebushi，nindarenyoudaliangraoletaba！”
zhaoshiditoubuganzaitaiyankanlinlaotaiyixia，zhishibutingdeshuozhehaohuaqingqiulinlaotaifangguotamenmunvliang。
“niang，shitamenxian......”
linxiaoniangangyaojieshijiubeizhaoshiwuzhulezuiba，shuohuadeyuqidoudaizhekuqiang，“shinianglaiwanle。”
“pei，zhenshihuiqi，tanshangnimenzheiliangsangmenxing！”
linlaotaiyemeiyouliqizaiqujiaoxunerfangdezheiduimunv，tulekoutuomoxingzijiudaizhelinerzhuangchuquzhaocaoyaoxiaozhongle，fanzhengtayoudeshishijianduifutamen。