第4章
“yihouzhiyaoyoushaonainaizai，shaoyedeshentijiuhuiyuelaiyuehaode。”
lisiting：“......”
tanazhiyanjingkanchutaxihuanzheigechoubaguaile？！
zhengyanshuoxiahuadoumeitazheimenengbiandede。
heng，zheilaoyongrenjueduibeichoubaguaijishoumaile，kanyangziderangzheilaoyongrenjuanpugaizouren！
buguolaoyongrendehuadaoshiranglaotaitaigaoxingle，tatailetaishou：“quduanchashanglai。”
“是！”
henkuai，yongrenduanlehuchashuishanglai，guyiyiyeguaiqiaodeguizaidibanshang，jilaotaitaijingcha。
“nainaiqinghecha，yiyizhuninfurudonghaishoubinanshan，yongyuankaixinkuaile。”
“乖。”
lilaotaitaixiaozhecongkoudailinachuhouhoudehongbaofangzaituopanshang。
“霆儿，该你了。”
lisitingbutaiqingyuandeguilexiaqu，“nainai，hecha。”
lilaotaitaijiqichongta，suoyiduiyutadebuqingyuanzhuangzuomeikanjian。
zhiyaomeigeyuedeershiwuhaotaxiangxinhunyeyiyang，neiguyiyizheigeyatoujiuqudezhile。
“乖。”
lilaotaitaihewancha，yetongyangjizijiasunziyigehouhoudedahongbao，suijitaciaidekanxiangguyiyi：
“yiyia，zheihunlimeiyougongkai，weiqunile，xiwangnibuyaojieyia！”
guyiyiguaiqiaoyaotou，“nainai，wobujieyide，wozhangdezheimechouqueshibuhaogongkai，ruobierenzhidaolijiashaoyequlewozheimegechoubaguaijinmen，neirihouduisitingyulijiayebuhao。”
guyiyideshanjierenyiranglilaotaitaiyouxieguoyibuqu，zuoweibuchangdeyoujiletayigedahongbao：
“yiyinifangxin，zanmenlijiayouhenzhuanyedezhengxingyisheng，denghuiworangtingerdainiquyishengneikankan。”
lilaotaitaikanzheguyiyiyishuangpiaoliangdedayanjing，youzhongdeshuo：“qishiniwuguanzhangdehenhaokan，ruozheitaijiqudiaole，neiwomenyiyiyeshigechaohaokandemeirener！”
“xiexienainai，nainaizhenhao。”
mourenjuedeguyiyizaixingxingzuotai，“nainai，chajingwanle，wodaichou......yiyisichuguangguang。”
lilaotaitaibabude：“haohao，nifuqiliangjiugaiduopeiyangyixiaganqing。”
——
lisitingjiangguyiyidaidaoyouyongchiqian，ranhoubudongshengsedezhijiebaguyiyituixiaqule。
“扑通”一声。
guyiyi：“......”
靠！
谋杀亲妻啊。
好在她会游泳。
tazaichilimiangoupasizhuangyoudaoleanbian，xinlibananrenmalegebian。
“ninaomoyanfazuoleshiba！”
nanrentingbadeshenzilizaianbian，yishouchadoudejugaolinxiadenizheta，“zenme？niyouyaozhi？！”
guyiyi：“......”
“zuotianwanshangwoshibingqingfazuo，meiliqicairangnidecheng，nijiransipilailianbukenzou，neime......nijiudengzhewoyidiandiannongsini！”
shuowanhaizuolegemobozideshoushi。
guyiyi：“......”
这男人果然够残暴！
guyiyiyouxieleng，suoyitaxiangpashanglai，quebeinanrendangzhe。
benzhehaohanbuchiyanqiankui，guyiyihaoshenghaoqideshuo：
“lisiting，nibunengzheiyangduidaiwo，ruobeinainaikandao，huishuonide。”
nanrenzhanzaitamianqian，kanzhetadeyanshenyoushenjile。
guyiyibeikandetoupifama。
zheigounanrenkanzijideyanshenzenmezheimeguaiyi？
tagaibuhuishi......kanchushenmelaileba？！
lianshangdebahensuiranpengshuiyebuhuituozhuang，dannanrendeyanshenzheshirangtabuan！
tazaicipashangqu，kenanrenzhijieyijiaobatajichuaixiaqule。
“......”
靠！
你个龟毛狗男人！
meibanfa，tazhinenggoubaoshidechaolingwaiyibianyouqu，haoburongyiyoudaoanbianxiangkehaipashangqu，nanrenbuzhiheshiyijingguolaile，suihouyouyijiaobatachuaixiaqule。
啊啊啊啊——
guyiyiyaozibaole，dantadexianpashangqu。
youjixugoubaoshiyoudaolingyibian，kenanrenyoulaidaotamianqian。
guyiyiyaoyaqiechi：“nigedananrenfanbuzhezheimexiaoqiba！”
“我小气？”
lisitingyincecedekanzheta，“zuotianwanshangniyoudafangdefangguowo？！”
guyiyi：“......”
tatineidehonghuangzhilikuaiyaorenbuzhubaole。
“wodougennishuole，woshibeixiayaole，erqiezuotianwanshangbenlaijiushiwomendexinhunzhiye，wo......womendongfanghuazhuyebushitianjingdiyime。”
“hehe，nengbachenrenzhiweishuoderuciqingxintuosu，yezhiyounizheigechoubaguaile。”
“......”
“nibiezaiwozheiyinyangguaiqide，niyiweiwoxiangjiajinia，woyeshibeigujiabizhetijiadaonilijia，niyaosuanzhang，jiuquzhaogujia！niqifuwoyigenvrensuanshenmenanren。”
lisitingmilemifengmou，sixiaofeixiao：“sheijiaonizheigenvrenshigujianv，suoyi，gujiadeneifenzhangniyiqidan！”
“......”
yayade，taxiangzailezheigegounanren！
ketaxianzailianandoushangbuqu！
guyiyiyouleng，ganggangyouyouleneimejiu，zheihuiyemeishenmeliqile，jiranshangbuqu，suoxingjiupazaiyouyongchibian“xiuxi”。
dantameifaxian，nanrendemuguangyizhidingzhetaneikuaihongsedebahen。
zheigenvrenshencaibucuo，jifubaixiyouxini，weiduneidaobahenlayanjing。
zezeze，daoshiyoudiankexile。
“tinger，yiyi，nixiaoliangkouzaiyouyongwanni？”
lilaotaitaibeiliguanjiachanfuzhezoulai，“xianbiewanle，yiyikuaishanglai，gujianeibiandalaidianhua，rangnimenhuimen。”
“haode，wozheijiushanglai。”
guyiyilianmangkuaisudepashanglai，shangmiandelisitingjianzhuang，taituixiangyaozaiyicidejiangnvrenjichuaixiaqu，quebuliaokutuibeiduifangjizhuaizhule，xiayimiao，renjiubeijizhuailexialai。
“啊——救命！”
lisitingzaishuilibuduandeluanputeng，yikanjiushibuhuiyouyongde。
guyiyikanzhexinliyijing。
**，zheigounanrenzheimedagezijingranbuhuiyouyong？！
neiweimaoyaogaoyigezheimedadeyouyongchi，xianbaiyouqianme！
真是个败家子！
xinlitucao，danyebananrenjizhuaileshanglai。
erlilaotaitaiyuliguanjiazhizhidekanzhejiangbalisitingzhuaishanglaideguyiyi。
lilaotaitaimanyidediandiantou：“zhenmeikanchu，yiyixiaoxiaodegezi，liqijingranzheimeda，yihoutingerfabingdeshihou，wojiubuyongdanxintakangbudongtingerle。”
liguanjiayediantou：“laofurenshuodeshi。”
“jingrantamenxiaoliangkouwandezheimehuan，neiwomenhaishibudaraotamenle，liguanjia，womenzouba！rangtamenxiaoliangkouhaohaopeiyangganqing。”
“好的，老夫人。”
leidekuaiyaoxutuodeguyiyi：“......”
zheilisiting，quedingshiqinshengsunzi？
“kekeke......”
beizhuaishanglaidelisitingkesouleqilai，guyiyiyiliandebushuang，“youmeiqiangshui，keshenme。”
“扑通！”
tahaibuzhidaozenmehuishi，renjiubeinanrenyijiaojichuailequle。