第一章瘸腿女婿
“jiuniwangyuzheigefeiwu，haixiangzhaowojieqian？”
zhaoshufenmianlulengxiao：“congniruzhuikaishi，wunianlaichiwodehewode，ninaerlaideliangenwojieqian！”
哗啦！
zhaoshufenyueshuoyueqi，zhijiejiangshoulideshuipozailewangyutoushang。
wangyuzhanzaiyuandi，chenmoderenshouzhequru。
zicongwunianqianruzhuiliujia，zheiyangderizitazaojiuxiguanle。
huanzuopingshi，zhangmuniangzhaoshufenyidanfahuo，wangyukendinglimazhukou，bijingzaizheigejia，tashidiweizuidideyige。
但今天不同。
weilemeimei，tabunengfangqizuihoudexiwang。
nanerxixiayouhuangjin，danwangyuhaishiguilexialai。
tamolebalianshangdeshui，kenqiudao：“ma，wozhiqiuninzheiyici，wozhendexuyaowuwankuaiqianjixueerjiuming。”
“nijiutaguanwopishi。”
zhaoshufenlengxiaolianlian，wuwankuaiqianduiyutalaishuozhishiyijianyifudeshiqing，dantaningyuanbaqianweigou，yebuxiangshishejimianqianzheigeshangmennvxu。
“ma，woqiuninle......”
“闭嘴！”
zhaoshufenpaizhuoerqi：“ganjinjiwogun！zaifeihuawobanishengxiazheitiaotuiyefeile！”
wangyulenglexia，chenmodezhanqilai，yiqueyiguailikailemajia。
tuimenchulai，wangyuyouxieshihunluopo。
xiangdaobaoshoujianaodemeimei，taxinlitongrudaoge。
“xueer，shigegemeiyong。”
“nifangxin，jiusuanshipinleming，woyehuijiunide......”
wangyuzuanjinquantou，shenxiyikouqizouchuxiaoqu。
......
金色水岸别墅区。
zuoweiqinchengshouquyizhidefuhaoqu，zheilideyiqiedouxiandeshehuawubi。
wangyuchuanzhexidefabaideyifu，zaibaoanshenshidemuguangzhongzoujinlai，gangdaohubian，jiutingdaoyishengchaofeng。
“wangyu，nizheiquezihaizhenganlaia。”
yigedaizhejinlianzidenanzizouguolai，zuishangdiaozheyan，yilianchaonongbiaoqing：“zeze，nidangnianbushitingniuma，zenmexianzaihundegengeyaofandeside？”
wangyumeiyoushuohua，ditouzuanjinlequantou。
mianqianzheigehunhunmoyangdenanrenjiaozuozhouzecheng，shiwangyudelaoxiang，shilaisuibianchuoxuelaileqinchengjirendangmazi，rujinyijinghunchenglebierenzuilidedagerenwu。
zhibuguoerrenbingmeiyoushenmetongxiangzhiqing，fandaoshirushuihuo——wunianqian，wangyujialihaikaizheyaodiandeshihou，zheigezhouzechengshouleqianguolaigaoqiangchai，wangyufumuyinweibuyuanyibanqian，dangchangbeitadadeshenzhibuqing。
wangyudangshiyinweigenzheshifuzaixiangxiaxueyi，meiyoujishihuilai，jiandaofumudeshihou，yijingshixiaozishenfen。
banwansangshi，wangyuduzhulezhouzecheng，yirenyigundadetaneixiegeshouxiapigunniaoliu。
ruobushihoulaijingchadaochang，zhouzechengdangchangjiudebeiwangyudasi。
zhicizhihou，liangrenbiansuanshiyouleshenchoudahen。
“zenmebushuohua，yabale？”
zhouzechengpiexiangwangyu：“kanlailiujiayemeibanidanghuishiya，yeshi，quezinvxu，haha，shuochuqudoutamadiurena！”
tashenpangdejigeshouxiagenzhehahadaxiao，kanxiangwangyudemuguangzhongyipianbuxie。
wunianqian，wangyuyinchayangcuo，jiuxialetiaohezijindeliuxiaoyue，zijiquebeihezhongdeshuisheyaoshang，liuxialezhongshengcanji。
liuxiaoyueyishenxiangbao，bugujiarenzhizhi，yiyiguxinggenwangyujielehun。
wangyuyincibianchengleliujiadeshangmennvxu。
zheijianshizaiqinchengliuchuanshenguang，bushaorenshenzhihaiyouguoxianmu。
dancike，kanzhewangyuzheishenjiaohuazidaban，hunhunmenquebuzheimexiangle——guaibudemeirenyuanyidangshangmennvxu，zheihundebigoudouburua！
zhouzechengjianwangyubushuohua，bayanrengle，shangqianpailepaiwangyudelian，ningxiaodao：“qiannalailema？”
wangyurenzhuxinlidequru，kaikoudao：“xiaoyuejintianchuqule，shoujimeidatong，qianzanshihaimeiyou......”
“meiqiannihaiganguolai？”
zhouzechenglianselenglexialai：“wobahuafangzaizhei，nineigezhizhangmeimeibawodididashangle，zheiyiyaofeiniyaoshinabuchulai，bieguaiwozhijiebanimeimeisongjingshenbingyiyuanqu！daoshihoushisishihuojiukantadezaohuale！”
“你敢！”
wangyuduizhouzechengnumuershi。
meimeiwangxueersuiranhuanyouzibizheng，danconglaibuhuigongjibieren，ruguobushizhouzechengdedididongshoudongjiao，tayouzenmehuibarendashang？
“woganbugan，nikeyishishi。”
zhouzechengmianlubuxie，suijibuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，lianshangluchuyisikuaiyi：“zheiyangba，laozijinigejihui......”
tazhilezhizijiyuekuaxia：“meiqianjiuketou，jintiannijiyekelianggetou，zaicongwokudangxiamianpaguoqu，wojiufangnimeimeilikai，ruhe？”
yipangdehunhunmenxixihaha，yibiannachushoujiyaopaizhao，yibiangenzhechaofeng。
“kuaizuana，hailengzheganshenme？”
“zuangekudangjiushengwuwankuai，duohaodeshiqing，nihailengzheganshenme？”
wangyuzhanghonglelian，zuankudangneishigouzuodeshiqing，tajiusuansiyebukenengzuo！
tahenhendekanzhezhouzecheng：“qianwohuixiangbanfajini，qitashiqingnibuyongzuomengle！”
“nishuobuzuanjiubuzuan？”
zhouzechengningxiaoyisheng，huishoudao：“qu，bangtayiba。”
hunhunmenwenyan，dunshiyourenzouguolai，yijiaochuaizailewangyudequetuishang。
wangyulianseyibai，dangchangdiedaozaidi。
sansigehunhunchongguolai，zhuaizhutadenaodaihegebo，jiuyaowangzhouzechengkudangxiatuo。
“laozigennimenpinle！”
ruciquru，rangwangyuzaiyerenbuzhu，yiquandazaileyigehunhunshenshang。
“你还敢动手？”
hunhuntengdejiaoleyisheng，erhuabushuotaishoujiuda。
renduoshizhongzhixia，wangyumianqiangfankanglepianke，jiubeiyudianbandequantoudadezaidaozaidi，padoupabuqilai。
hunhunmenrengjiububaxiu，daizhetayidunzou。
guoleyihui，zongsuanyourendao：“chabuduoleba，zaidajiusile。”
“yinggaibuzhiyu......zhei，zheixiaozimeiqile！”
“什么？”
“dage，zhei，zheizenmeban？”
kanzhemeilehuxidewangyu，xiaohunhunmendunshihuangleshen。
“慌个屁！”
zhouzechengzouguolai，shilexiawangyudebixi，ganjuedequemeiyouleqixi，dunshilenghengyisheng：“silejiusile，zhaojigeren，jitabangshangzhuantourengheli。”
shuozhe，tahuanguyiquan：“jintianzheijianshidoujiwolanzaixinli，yaoshibeiliuxiaoyuezhidao，wonongsitaquanjia！”
hunhunmennikanwowokanni，haoyihuicaizhendingxialai，suijinachumadaizhuangshangwangyu，quchechulexiaqu，wanghuchengheerqu。